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Colt Harper hates it when you pat a cat the wrong way, or when you upload their faux pas to YouTube. In fact, he’ll probably kill you for it. As a self-proclaimed master vampire cat, Colt never imagined he’d be sent to community service at a revolting community theater. And for what? Killing humans who don’t buy the expensive brand of cat food? Talk about unfair. What’s worse is he’s falling for a human. Sure, she has green eyes. Sure, she fosters stray cats. But she’s still a disgusting human.

Codi lives in the exceptionally drab town of Oath, a settlement without color, children, or personality. Sucky, right? Oath civilians love the color white, the smell of freshly cut grass, and playing the piano by the fire at precisely 7:11 p.m. on a Friday night. The predictability is unbearable. Codi can't believe her luck when a child manifests in the library.

Having escaped the corrupt prison, Malin, Taylin and Rune must now survive the elements and assemble allies to prevent a war that could destroy them all. Reuniting with both her brother and sister who are on opposing sides, a conflicted Malin struggles to choose between her heart and her head. Assassins, mindgames, ogres and a dead immortal tracking Malin’s every move leaves the disgraced princess feeling more lost than ever before.

Ella doesn’t remember what it’s like to be human—after all, she’s lived as a doll for thirty years. She forgets what it’s like to taste, to breathe…to love. She helps the professor create other dolls, but they don’t seem to hang around for long. His most recent creation is Lisa, a sly goth. Ella doesn’t like Lisa. How could she, when Lisa keeps trying to destroy her?

Malin's only crime is existing. After successfully avoiding arrest for centuries, a selfless act lands the tall immortal in prison, where inmates are fed poison and drained of blood. It’s the ultimate punishment for any monstrosity who refuses to abide by an existential expiry date.