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Does your toaster oven make you feel shamefully inadequate with his lofty ideals and Jeffersonian views of the world? Is the letter Q the wrong shade of yellow? Are you frequently bothered by abstract images and geometric shapes falling from the sky? If so, this book can help. The Toaster Oven Mocks Me is a humorous memoir that chronicles Steve's discovery, concealment, and eventual acceptance of synesthesia.

The job title “theoretical physicist” conjures up images of old men, disheveled hair, and brown orthopedic shoes. Professor Steve West, though, is different. With his cinematic good looks, genius IQ, and obsession with history, it’s easy to understand why the federal government chose him to lead their top-secret time travel project, which for some unknown reason boasts a four-star review on Yelp. But a fanatic will soon alter the space-time continuum and change the history of a nation forever.

Professor Steve West is back and this time he’s joined by his new girlfriend, Victoria. She’s alluring, confident, and empowered. She’s also 150 years old and doesn’t belong in 2022. But never fear, the time travel team is on it! Rick, Samantha, and Alex are ready for action. And with the help of Alice, a quantum supercomputer, they’ve devised a plan to return Victoria to 1850, and at the same time, pick up some much-needed, frequent flyer mileage.