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Monsters in the Midwest (3 Book Series)
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 25 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Herb, Dallas, and Stanley live in Wisconsin, where life is nice and simple. Until Herb becomes a vampire. And Dallas becomes a werewolf. And Stanley becomes a zombie. Join the three friends on their hilariously awkward adventures as they learn that sometimes it takes a really big change to become who you were always meant to be.
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Monsters in the Midwest (3 Book Series)
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1-3
- Length: 25 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 06-12-2019
- Language: English
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Undead Cheesehead
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book Three
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Stanley's lonely. Before the strange events of the past few months, the self-proclaimed alien abductee and T.V. crime drama aficionado would drink and bowl with his friends, Herb and Dallas. Everything changes when Stanley becomes a zombie. With each bite, he gains a new friend. Soon, he has more friends than he would've ever thought possible. If he could just sink his teeth into Herb, Lois, and Dallas, they'd all be together again, and everything would be perfect.
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Undead Cheesehead
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book Three
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 03-12-2019
- Language: English
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Northwoods Wolfman
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 2
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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When Dallas, the self-proclaimed hero of Trappersville, is recruited by an ancient order of monster hunters, he’s more than happy to sign up. The group’s leader, Colton, is solid as oak. Randall ain’t half bad, despite his tendency to whine. The whip-smart, beautiful, and totally badass Aletia is whip-smart, beautiful, and totally badass. Under their guidance, Dallas learns everything there is to know about hunting monsters (or close enough) and pledges to keep his friends safe.
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Northwoods Wolfman
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 2
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 06-11-2019
- Language: English
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Wisconsin Vamp
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Some vampires are destined for greatness. Herb Knudsen isn't one of them. When truck-stop diner cook and mediocre bowler Herb Knudsen becomes a vampire, his once simple life gets a bit more complicated. Herb’s not even sure how it happened. He wasn’t bitten by a vampire, which means there’s no one around to help him learn the ropes. With no one to guide him, Herb fumbles into his newfound abilities, courting disaster with every step. Despite learning each new lesson the hard way, being a vampire isn’t all bad.
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Wisconsin Vamp
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 13-09-2019
- Language: English
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An Oracle Walks into a Bar
- The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 1
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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When a power-hungry elf hires August to get her favorite book back from her vampire ex-lover, August figures it’ll just be another job. Except that vampire is the meanest vampire this side of Canada, the book bestows its reader with the power to write their own future, and the elf isn’t the only one that wants the book. Things go from bad to worse when a horoscope-writing oracle starts having visions of the end of the world, and August pops up in all of them.
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An Oracle Walks into a Bar
- The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 1
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 23-01-2024
- Language: English
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