This episode is all about workin' with what ya got and not being steered by the herd, mama! After returning from our mid-season break we have a lot to catch up on. From a new house guest in the Kat family, to our quick nip-and-tuck in Tijuana, and Satanic conspiracies that are always trying to get the best of us. Basically, everyone has their own metaphorical hunchback and you just have to teach that bitch to dance.

We take this time today to pay tribute to the child stars that shaped us, their seemingly inevitable descent into madness, questionable style trends and our Illuminati-esque theories around the lives of the rich & famous. Also, Kat was a commercial child model and actress- you don’t want to miss this one. LOL TTYL H8TR$ !

Pack your bug spray and your retainer, this week we're going to Camp Wormholes! We're discussing Summer Camp and like two twenty-something counselors making minimum wage, we guide you through tales of burgeoning sexuality, confusing sensations, the Lord, and conjoined twins! It's nostalgic AND triggering--- the Wormholes specialty. We bring it all this time, campers. HAGS!

Its a Wormholes 4th of July!! What better way to celebrate the independence of God's favorite country than with a hammered discussion of our founding father, Ben 'Beef' Franklin?? Prized inventor, international baddie, sex icon, controversial zaddy, Beef Frank stays popping off. Crack a cold one open with us for the roast and toast of the O.G. USA USA!!!

This week Kat brings us along on a traumatizing journey to the dreaded DMV. We discuss the Karen community, Taco Bell, existential dread, extremely hot political takes and how this madness goes all the way to the top. Also, sorry we called you all sluts (:

We enter into the wormhole with the most natural first topic possible: worms. This leads us to hit and runs, bullying, shame, highway mysteries, internet kinks, bullying again, and the power of friendship. Honestly, mostly bullying but in a super fun and chill way :)