Greetings programs, it's just Jake and Sean holding down the fort this week and all I can say is thank the sexy heavens for Bond Girls. Also, we actually do get through quite a few news items - well for us anyway. Somewhere between 2 and 100, I'll let you guess what the number is.

Oh yeah guys, Diddy is going to jail is going to stay in jail unless he gets the same dream team level of lawyers that OJ got. Even so, we are pretty sure that dude has seen his last time as a free man.

Sean is out this week and Beef is in charge - may all that's unholy help us. So this week we have a great chat about slaps to the face and how to talk to your partner about porn amongst a host of other related topics because Beef is here steering the ship as it were.

Beef is not here so we found out that Rita is also a member of ramblers anonymous. If you didn't know, now ya know.

We are so excited to talk to the tiny powerhouse that is Haley Spades! She's effervescent and as fun a guest as you could ever expect to have. Join us as we trip the rift with Haley and hear about her life starting out as a dancer in New Orleans and moving on to being a full-on adult performer!

I can't remember what we did in this cast but it is a cast! Honestly I edited this a week ago and didn't make any notes because I suck. But on the other hand its a cast!

We often wonder what the generations down the line are going to be working with when it comes to snuggle time and human relationships. In this episode we cover a lot of ground from Rosie the robot to the chances that half of France will be from pole-vaulting animal in the future.

Recon Rita is in the house not only to help with some Urban Dictionary theatre but also to run down some news with us. Beef and Sean do their normal act of appearing almost human.