• One Year of Dirty Heifers: Guests, Growth, Imposter Syndrome & Total Chaos
    Jan 1 2026

    We can’t believe we’re saying this… but the Dirty Heifers Podcast just wrapped up our first full year 🎉🐄

    In this special year-in-review episode, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna look back at everything we’ve packed into the last twelve months — the guests who trusted us with their stories, the conversations that hit harder than we expected, and the ridiculous moments that still make us laugh.

    We talk about our imposter syndrome episode and how deeply it resonated with listeners, reminding us that when we share our experiences honestly, we’re never as alone as we think. Mental health, burnout, confidence, and self-doubt came up again and again this year — and so did the power of community.

    And of course… it wouldn’t be a Dirty Heifers recap without revisiting the heifer hijinx: – Word of the Week chaos – Jessie buffering in real time – Accidental one-liners and long silences – Screen shares that somehow made everything funnier – Inside jokes that just kept snowballing – Moments that were never planned but absolutely made the show

    This episode is equal parts reflection and ridiculousness — a celebration of growth, friendship, small business life, and letting yourself be imperfect on the internet.

    Thank you to every guest, every listener, every commenter, and every Dirty Heifer who’s been along for the ride this year. We couldn’t have done this without you.

    Stay dirty, heifers. 🖤

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?! | Christmas Movie Hot Takes, Gremlins, Elf & Holiday Chaos
    Dec 25 2025

    Is Die Hard really a Christmas movie… or are we all just fighting for sport at this point? 🎄🔥

    In this festive, unhinged episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive headfirst into the most controversial holiday debate of all time. From Elf and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation to Gremlins, Batman Returns, Love Actually, and the claymation classics we grew up with, nothing is sacred.

    We rank classic Christmas movies, break down controversial “Christmas-adjacent” films, argue over TV specials, roast Santa’s behavior in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and create brand-new fake words like nativeticulous. Expect hot takes, Southern sayings, nostalgia, movie trivia, and plenty of Heifer-level nonsense.

    Whether you’re cooking Christmas dinner, hiding from your in-laws, or just need a laugh, this episode is your holiday chaos companion. 🎁 Choose your side. Press play. Stay dirty, Heifers.

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    52 mins
  • Pulchritudinous Problems: Why Soap Makers Start Valentine’s Day Way Too Early
    Dec 18 2025

    Valentine’s Day might look cute on Instagram — but behind the scenes? It’s cure time math, shipping stress, pink mica chaos, and customers who think “handmade” means “instant.”

    In this Valentine’s Day special, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna break down why soap makers are already thinking about February while everyone else is still recovering from Christmas. From planning releases months in advance to dealing with last-minute shoppers, fragrance fails, and heart-shaped regrets, this episode pulls back the curtain on what it really takes to get Valentine’s products to market.

    Along the way, the heifers share their best and worst Valentine’s releases, customer chaos stories, partner struggles during busy seasons, and a Word of the Week that sounds like a medical condition but actually means “beautiful.” (Spoiler: Jessie absolutely nails it.)

    Whether you’re a maker, a small business owner, or just someone who loves a little chaos with your romance, this episode is equal parts relatable, educational, and unhinged — in the best way.

    💘 Soap talk 💘 Small business realities 💘 Valentine’s Day behind the scenes 💘 Pink mica trauma

    Stay dirty, heifers.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Episode 50: The Episode About Absolutely Nothing (and Somehow Everything) | Dirty Heifers Podcast
    Dec 11 2025

    Tonight on the Dirty Heifers Podcast, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive into… absolutely nothing. No outline. No topic. No sponsor. Just three small-business besties embracing pure chaos and meandering their way through life, business, soap making, and whatever random thoughts happen to crash-land in our brains.

    We’re talking unhinged stories, behind-the-scenes maker life, weird customer moments, random life updates, new obsessions, red flags, comfort habits, and why we should probably never record without a plan again.

    Jessie tackles our Word of the Week: “Meanderthal” (very on brand), Shauna gets roasted in a vocabulary sentence, and the heifers argue through a brand-new “This or That” category: Unpopular Comforts.

    If you love casual, unfiltered, hangout-style episodes from makers and small-business owners who don’t take themselves too seriously, this one’s for you.

    New episodes every week! Don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe, and stay dirty, heifers.

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Episode 49: Social Media Shop Integration Nightmares: Meta, TikTok & Small Business Tech Chaos
    Dec 4 2025

    Integrating your online shop with social media sounds easy… until Meta sends you into a loop of missing product errors, your Facebook shop disappears into the void, and TikTok Shop tries to overthrow your entire inventory system.

    In this episode of the Dirty Heifers Podcast, Margaret (Warm & Fuzzy Soapery), Jessie (Country Lather Soapworks), and Shauna (Bawauna Bath & Body) dive headfirst into the messy, glitchy, headache-inducing world of syncing your business with platforms like Meta, Facebook Shop, Instagram Shop, TikTok, and more.

    We talk about: 💥 Why Meta integration is never a one-and-done task 💥 The chaos of missing pixels, broken shop buttons, and ghost product catalogs 💥 TikTok Shop madness and why some makers opt out 💥 How tech glitches genuinely impact small business owners 💥 The reality of dealing with customer support (the good, the bad, and the “try again later”) 💥 Advice for new makers who think connecting their shop will be easy (spoiler: good luck) 💥 And of course… a back-to-back hilarious This or That segment

    If you’ve ever tried to connect your shop and ended up screaming at your screen, this episode will make you laugh, cry, and feel very seen.

    New episodes drop weekly — hit subscribe, leave a comment, and tell us your WORST tech horror story.

    Stay dirty, heifers.

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    49 mins
  • Episode 46: Hobby to Hustle to Hell: When Your Passion Starts Feeling Like a Chore
    Nov 13 2025

    In this episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast, the Heifers get real about what happens when your hobby turns into a hustle—and then straight into burnout hell. From soap making and small business stress to the emotional rollercoaster of content creation, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive into the realities behind “doing what you love.”

    They chat about creative burnout, social media pressure, balancing passion and profit, and what happens when your craft starts to feel like a chore. You’ll hear hilarious and honest takes on managing stock, handling customer expectations, and deciding when it’s time to rest—or outsource!

    The Heifers also share their Halloween plans, personal burnout stories, and wrap things up with a light-hearted “This or That” game all about business, creativity, and soap-making chaos.

    Whether you’re a soap maker, crafter, entrepreneur, or just trying to keep your spark alive in the daily grind, this episode is for you.

    ✨ New episodes every week! Subscribe for real talk, laughs, and the occasional cow pun.

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    48 mins
  • Episode 45: Scroll Therapy: The Heifers Review Happy Soul Soap & Candle Co
    Nov 6 2025

    This week, the Dirty Heifers roll up their sleeves and dig into the digital dirt — giving real, unfiltered feedback to Happy Soul Soap & Candle Co. on their social media game. From Instagram grids to TikTok reels, we’re breaking down what’s working, what’s missing, and how small businesses can glow up online without losing their handmade charm.

    Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna bring their business brains and heifer humor to the table, sharing practical tips every maker can use — whether you’re selling soaps, candles, or anything in between. Expect plenty of laughs, honest opinions, and a few golden nuggets of marketing wisdom.

    We’re talking about finding your brand voice, building community, showing your process, and staying consistent on social. Plus, we highlight how storytelling and authenticity (like Happy Soul’s beautiful origin story) can turn casual followers into loyal customers.

    So grab your coffee, your phone, and your favorite bar of soap — because it’s time to clean up those feeds, y’all.

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    33 mins
  • Heifers React to Fall Soap Creations | Halloween Soap Reactions & Heifers’ Choice Awards
    Oct 30 2025

    It’s officially spooky season, y’all — and the Dirty Heifers are showing up in full costume! 🐮🎃

    In this chaotic and hilarious episode, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna react to the most over-the-top fall soaps on TikTok and beyond. From pumpkin spice swirls to glitter-packed creations that would make a unicorn blush, the heifers are dishing out their unfiltered thoughts, laughs, and soap-maker side-eye.

    Along the way, they tackle everything from recipe-sharing etiquette to melt and pour magic, talk about what makes a soap ostentatious (yep, that’s the Word of the Week), and swap stories about the wins — and fails — of creative soap making.

    The episode wraps up with the first-ever Heifers’ Choice Awards, where the ladies crown their favorite fall soap creations and celebrate the wild talent in the handmade soap community.

    🧼 Expect laughs, glitter, cow puns, and plenty of inspiration for your next batch! 💬 Drop your favorite soap moment in the comments and tell us who you think should’ve won the Heifers’ Choice Award!

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    58 mins