We, along with our gal pal Rikki, dive into the curious world of the Dirty Night Fragrance, pondering the diverse personalities it might suit—from the buttoned-up office worker to the rugged oil field laborer. We dissect its sour, icy-hot aroma and express surprise over its enduring $550 price tag, even after nine years on the market. Through humor and straightforward critiques, we explore how this fragrance has stood the test of time, or perhaps hasn't, making for a lively and entertaining discussion. Don't miss the engaging banter and candid insights as we blend the worlds of fragrance critique and light-hearted storytelling.

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What if your favorite fragrance could tell tales of rock legends and occult mysteries? Buckle up for a whirlwind aromatic escapade as we sample Xerjoff's Tony Iommi Monkey Special, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, David. Get ready for a burst of laughter with our first impressions and the hilarious feedback from a listener who stresses the perils of buying before trying. We reminisce about nearly 300 episodes, giving a shoutout to Tom Ford's Black Lacquer, whose bold, masculine aura comes with a jaw-dropping price. And yes, we'll also tackle the age-old question of how to pronounce Amouage—everyone’s got an opinion!

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Join us as we unravel the enigma of Tom Ford's latest fragrance, Black Lacquer. With notes of ink and vinyl that leave us both intrigued and baffled, we speculate on its untold story and draw from Ford's history of evocative scents. From the nostalgic aroma of new construction that reminds us of family to our critique of the fragrance’s premium pricing without a clear narrative, this episode is a fragrant rollercoaster of emotions and memories.

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Is Tom Ford's "Fucking Fabulous" worth the hype, or just a fancy name with an equally fancy price tag? Join us, along with our delightful guest Nikki, as we embark on a fragrant escapade filled with unfiltered opinions and witty banter. Nikki's candid and often hilarious takes breathe new life into our review, making this episode an absolute must-listen. We also tackle our past mixed feelings about Creed's "Delphinus," with Nikki drawing humorous comparisons to Carmex, challenging its hefty price point.

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What if we told you that a fragrance could cause a rift as deep as an emotional heartbreak? Brace yourselves for a belly full of laughs and the occasional wince as we catch up on caffeine cravings and a back injury that left us in more pain than a bad breakup. We then turn our attention to Creed’s latest release, "Delphinus," sharing our candid first impressions of its amber-colored bottle and unique scent profile. The highlight? Our vibrant Patreon community buzzing with excitement over their buy, sell, and trade activities for their impressive fragrance collections.

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What does it take to turn a passion into a full-time career? Join us on the Cologne Podcast as we celebrate a monumental achievement with Chris from Frag-Mental, who has amassed 100,000 YouTube subscribers after seven years of relentless dedication. We dive deep into Chris's transformation from a personal trainer to a full-time YouTuber, discussing the evolution of his content—from unscripted, candid beginnings to the polished and refined videos he creates today. Chris opens up about the joys and trials of content creation, the thrill of hitting significant milestones, and how he's managed to keep his passion alive amidst the pressures of the digital world.

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Is Creed's Centaurus a masterful blend or a mishap reminiscent of cough syrup? We kick off our latest episode with our unfiltered takes on this polarizing fragrance, sparked by a vivid review off Fragrantica. We then pivot to an intriguing one-night stand with Tom Ford's new Ombre Leather. Its longevity impressed us, but its alignment with the rest of the Ombre Leather line left us scratching our heads. Plus, why the mysterious "D" in the name? We're eagerly awaiting your theories!

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Is Tom Ford's Eau D'Ombre Leather the masterpiece of colognes, or another overhyped letdown? Join us on this aromatic escapade as we dissect, analyze, and banter about the scent profiles of some of the most intriguing fragrances. We kickstart with a lighthearted debate on Ombre Leather, pondering if it’s a perfect blend of skanky, sweet, or fresh. Humorous digs at Fragrantica reviews set the tone for our one-night stand review of the new Chanel, where Myke and Ryan find themselves at odds—Mike revels in its sophisticated aroma while Ryan compares it unfavorably to other designer offerings.

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