We, along with our gal pal Rikki, dive into the curious world of the Dirty Night Fragrance, pondering the diverse personalities it might suit—from the buttoned-up office worker to the rugged oil field laborer. We dissect its sour, icy-hot aroma and express surprise over its enduring $550 price tag, even after nine years on the market. Through humor and straightforward critiques, we explore how this fragrance has stood the test of time, or perhaps hasn't, making for a lively and entertaining discussion. Don't miss the engaging banter and candid insights as we blend the worlds of fragrance critique and light-hearted storytelling.

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What if your favorite fragrance could tell tales of rock legends and occult mysteries? Buckle up for a whirlwind aromatic escapade as we sample Xerjoff's Tony Iommi Monkey Special, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, David. Get ready for a burst of laughter with our first impressions and the hilarious feedback from a listener who stresses the perils of buying before trying. We reminisce about nearly 300 episodes, giving a shoutout to Tom Ford's Black Lacquer, whose bold, masculine aura comes with a jaw-dropping price. And yes, we'll also tackle the age-old question of how to pronounce Amouage—everyone’s got an opinion!

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Join us as we unravel the enigma of Tom Ford's latest fragrance, Black Lacquer. With notes of ink and vinyl that leave us both intrigued and baffled, we speculate on its untold story and draw from Ford's history of evocative scents. From the nostalgic aroma of new construction that reminds us of family to our critique of the fragrance’s premium pricing without a clear narrative, this episode is a fragrant rollercoaster of emotions and memories.

The My Dick Album

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