Episodes

  • 279: Gay Christmas Love

    279: Gay Christmas Love
    Nov 24 2024
    Pat is your lesbian aunt that loves bowling, cigarettes are making a comeback, angry kids are not fun and angry cops are even worse. Everyone’s getting migraines, monitor your kid’s downloads, Facebook groups are a good time and basketball players are weirdly close.

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 278: Sweet Ass Ride

    278: Sweet Ass Ride
    Nov 17 2024
    The universe gave us a Christmas blessing, American dental work pricing is shameful, increase your fiber and stay away from the Bad News Bears. Peez is subscribing to things, Pata Fria has a type, aliens are here and get your HD merch while you can!

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 277: Hell Yeah Brother

    277: Hell Yeah Brother
    Nov 9 2024
    The energy is off in the world, you can’t be an outlaw AND a bootlicker, follow criminal etiquette and you have to eat food. Merch orders are now open, pedis are great without the horny parts, roid rage is not fun and good men still exist, somewhere..

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • 276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant

    276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant
    Oct 30 2024
    Doctors can be frustrating, Carolyn’s friends aren’t robots, don’t ignore your ailments and hang with us on discord! Don’t be mean to us, teen years are for making mistakes, Crystal’s cat wants in on the convo and merch is on the way!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted

    275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted
    Oct 25 2024
    Unexpected expenses are so rude, exes need to stay away, men still don’t know how to act and RIP MIMI.
    Customer service has gone down the toilet, we don’t want new technology, older kids are the pricey ones and we love a good dessert.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 274: Boner Killer

    274: Boner Killer
    Oct 17 2024
    So many birthdays, there’s guns at school, colonization never stopped and Crystal went thrifting with our patrons. Santana takes all the shine, back to back disgust, a little anal play might be fun and the exes always come back.

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 273: The Boozy Brothers

    273: The Boozy Brothers
    Oct 9 2024
    Happy Anniversary HD!!! Don't tell people what you think of their body, praying for Hurricane Milton, and we love a good Freudian slip. Teenagers are not always fun, hold your ankles, Pata Fria has a feminist leg and Oktoberfest is cute.

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 272: Let's Have Less

    272: Let's Have Less
    Oct 2 2024
    We’re sweating again, Billy had a pet raccoon, Pat’s vagina is causing serious problems and men shouldn’t work in gynecology. Is WW3 upon us, we’re not fighting to survive, Crystal is still talking to strangers and Peez wants long arms.

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    1 hr and 8 mins