Hello Dysfunction

By: Hello Dysfunction
  • Summary

  • Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
    HelloDysfunction©2020
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Episodes
  • 279: Gay Christmas Love
    Nov 24 2024
    Pat is your lesbian aunt that loves bowling, cigarettes are making a comeback, angry kids are not fun and angry cops are even worse. Everyone’s getting migraines, monitor your kid’s downloads, Facebook groups are a good time and basketball players are weirdly close.

    For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
    Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

    Subscribe on YouTube!
    https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

    Follow us on IG:
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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

    Email us your questions/stories:
    hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 278: Sweet Ass Ride
    Nov 17 2024
    The universe gave us a Christmas blessing, American dental work pricing is shameful, increase your fiber and stay away from the Bad News Bears. Peez is subscribing to things, Pata Fria has a type, aliens are here and get your HD merch while you can!

    For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
    Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

    Subscribe on YouTube!
    https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

    Follow us on IG:
    Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

    Email us your questions/stories:
    hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 277: Hell Yeah Brother
    Nov 9 2024
    The energy is off in the world, you can’t be an outlaw AND a bootlicker, follow criminal etiquette and you have to eat food. Merch orders are now open, pedis are great without the horny parts, roid rage is not fun and good men still exist, somewhere..

    For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
    Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

    Subscribe on YouTube!
    https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

    Follow us on IG:
    Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

    Email us your questions/stories:
    hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

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    1 hr and 22 mins

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