• Nearly died in Nashville's CMA award show! Kurt Angle our biggest fan? WWE watch along Giveaway
    Nov 24 2024

    Episode number 22 of the Halfway to middle-aged Podcast! This episode Vernon and J-Bone discuss their weeks and everything funny that happened to them. The duo split up this week has Vernon went to the CMA award show in Nashville Tennessee with his other nephew Hunter, who rarely drinks but when a little hard and had some issues with his type one diabetes the following morning. Obviously, that was a very serious situation and nothing was funny about that but the rest of the trip was kind of a funny disaster has nothing when is planned and a lot of money was spent for seemingly nothing. J-Bone got a new tattoo from his lovely girlfriend Emma for their one year anniversary. Just like every other week the uncle/ nephew do their top three countdowns this week was favorite Country music Artist's since Vernon went to the CMA award show. They also pick from the game of the week in their perspective which is the Eagles and the Rams. This is a podcast about everything and nothing. Our goal is to make you laugh each week by telling our stories about our lives. Please check us out anywhere you could find podcast Apple, Spotify, Amazon etc. We are also on TikTok Facebook Instagram and X if you prefer us in short doses ha ha! On November 30 at 5 PM Eastern standard time please check us out on YouTube live for the WWE Survivor series wargames Watch along party we will be giving away certified autograph cards from WWE superstars such as Ric Flair, Cody Rhodes, Roman reigns, Kane, Rey Mysterio, Kevin Owens, Nia jacks, Bo Dallas, Montez Ford, Karrion Kross, Robert Rude Rookie card of Rhea Ripley and relic cards by Sami Zayn and Andrade! Must be live with us when the drawings happen throughout the night between five p.m. Eastern standard time November 30 until the show ends. Please join us for this epic event as we have spent a lot of our personal money to get back and have fun with everybody. We will be talking joking, playing games, drafting our favorite wrestling team talking smack and sharing lots of laughs. This is a big event for us and we hope to see everybody there! We even hired WWE legend and Olympic gold medal winner Kurt angle to let everybody know about our event and he thanks for hilarious since we paid him to say of course ha ha. Thank you so much for the continued support we have 42,000+ subscribers and we appreciate each and everyone of you! If you have not subscribed already please do so and turn on your notifications so you will know when we drop new videos, and giveaways as we are always trying to give back to the community.#WWE #Romanreigns #Kurtangle #ricFlair # Survivor series #Kane #reymysterio Mysterio # MikeTyson #DonaldTrump # ElonMusk # niaJax #ReahRipley #samizayn #Diabetes #Nashville #cmaawards #giveaway #Free #prizes tags-wrestling, WWE, Roman reigns, ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, John Cena, Vince McMahon bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger, the basement yard

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    33 mins
  • #21 Tyson VS. Paul +Venom 3 Thoughts and WWE Survivor Series War Games Give Away and Watch Along!
    Nov 23 2024

    Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway there. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of Taboo themes and adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: On Episode 21 of the Halfway to Middleaged Podcast J-bone and his uncle Vernon discuss their week and everything funny that happened in it. They talk about the Tyson Paul fight which is airing on @Netflix who they think is going to win. Seems the old guy Vernon should get Tyson just because ha ha. Vernon was told by his wife and kids that he needs to retire his flat rim hats and Jordan four collection and start dressing his age. So, I guess they'll be a lot of flannel shirts and overalls! The boys will be holding a WWE survivor series war games Watch along party! Please look for a video for the announcement and a $50 wwe gift card which will be randomly given away to anyone who comments their favorite wrestler in that video! We will also be giving away autograph cards and maybe even some vintage WWE T-shirts if I could find some on the day of the watch along. You must be on with us live to have a shot at these great prizes. More info to come shortly! Vernon is heading to Nashville this week coming up for the country music award show followed by Super VIP access to on after party at Blake Shelton's old red. Hopefully during the meet and greet he will get some great footage and will be filming live from Nashville next Tuesday and Wednesday. We also discuss our favorite sides and how we would make our plate for Thanksgiving if we only had three options gravy obviously is included free of charge ha ha. Please let us know which plate you think is the best and also your favorite Thanksgiving day foods.. We will be giving away Amazon gift card next week for Thanksgiving to hopefully help some families offset some costs and make sure that they have a special day. We are over 40,000 subscribers now and we appreciate each and everyone of you. If you have not subscribed yet please do so it means a lot to us and also please comment, like and turn on notifications for new videos and giveaways. We are now affiliate marketers for Expedia travel, and Shopify and we are looking for anyone local or otherwise if you would like us to discuss your product or if you would like to be interviewed please contact us. Our goal to make you laugh each week and we hope we do that. We model ourselves after some of our favorite podcasts such as bad friends, the basement yard, whiskey ginger and many many more. Thank you so much for your continued support and on the road check us out on Spotify, Apple, Amazon and anywhere you find your favorite podcast. Plus we have clips on TikTok Facebook and Instagram. Lastly, definitely not least thank you to all of the Veterans that have served and our serving we really appreciate you Happy Veterans Day!!

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    46 mins
  • Double Meat Curtains! Top Cereal Draft, Your own poop don't stink?
    Nov 6 2024

    Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals draft, Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, Froot Loops, Pops, Lincoln Lawyer, Meta Ray Ban Sunglasses, Road Head, NFL< Coca Cola idea, dumb dad joke, tooth hurty, Billy text, No Nut November, blue balls, alcoholic, Sniffing Tito's, your own shit don't smell, farts, you can't trust a fart over 40, drinking cherry moonshine, dinner with J-Bone family, Moscow Mule, shitting in a lawn, taking a shit with people watching,bar bathrooms, kids walking in on parents, no room is safe, animals hygiene is disgusting, no ass wiping, angle pissing at the urinal, family celebrating Christmas, pumpkins are useless, fun size candy is a tease, college class on Halloween, professor launching candy like Josh Allen, t-shirt cannons hate us, lecture University of Albany quiz, jerking off in the shower, kids screw things up, Jergens to jerk it, Double Meat Curtains, Dodgers, Jets season tickets are worthless, just missed Garrett Wilson catch of the century, NFL pick of the week, election, voting, upcoming Nashville trip, Pentatonix, Pitch Perfect, Revenge of the Nerds, Vernmo is the Douchebag, football game with nephews, upcoming Royal Rumble watch along, Roman Reigns, Logan Paul and more.

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    40 mins
  • Is it Weird??? Sleeping in socks, pants and a sweatshirt?
    Nov 1 2024

    Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ran into Josh, funny hair cut from sleepy barber, friend's new girlfriend, handjob joke, J-Bone's wife, VernMo, sleeping in socks pants and a sweatshirt, a touch of the spectrum, ordering hoodies, cool blue, trick or treat competition, dinner talk, pizza, BJ's, John Cena or Rock in a fist fight, would you rather, Kevin Hart, what would you do, Peter Dinklage twin movie, twins, wish I had a Mini Me like Austin Powers, little people are awesome, porterhouse, crick or creek, Benedetto household, pizza toppings draft, pizzarias in Rosendale NY, Rocky Balboa lifetime idol, NFL pick of the week, stir crazy, Connor McGregor, steak, colon cancer, tattoos and more.

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    35 mins
  • SuperHero Draft, Joker 2 s*cked balls, Threesome's and NYC!
    Oct 24 2024

    Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: basement yard, Joker 2, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, superhero draft to save the earth, Superman, Thor, Wonder Woman, baby, Flash, hottest superhero woman, NYC experience, tour bus, Hotel Edison, Times Square, made walked in, your wife's friend is at home for a threesome, rules, BlueChew, 4 hour rager, mold J-Bone's penis, tiny dick, jerking off, moaning alone, watching porn resisting masterbation, fertility clinic, Diddy, zoom, Costco, old school, baby oil, fall of Hollywood, 50 cent, quitting vaping, olive garden, mcdonald's, moderation issues, Miller high life, Modelo, Famous Joe's Pizza, hotel room at night, binky and Legos, can't do duplos, aptitude test results, Hyde Park Consignment, cowboy hat, Flash Hulk and Iron Man versus Superman Thor and Wonder Woman, pornhub missing fourplay

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    41 mins
  • J-Bone Trade height for d*ck length? J*ckoff on BlueChew, Hungover edition
    Oct 23 2024

    Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: family party, asking Uncle about godfather, he pissed on the front seat off new car, vacation, outer banks, drinking, sober run, party in West Virginia, game, taking shots, Saratogas, intervention incoming, binge drinking, middle aged effects, Four Loko, Vernon should smoke weed, superbowl predictions, Jets, 49ers, tried BluChew, whiskey dick, jerkoff on BlueChew, pissing on a toilet seat, accuracy based on dick size, big on science, hair, wigs, hiding great things, basement yard, $14 beers, CMA awards in Nashville, college, UCCC, wearing 100K subscriber plaque as a necklace, being noticed, distant relatives, 3 inch shoes, Tik Tok shop, AfrAId sucked, Deadpool best movie this year, hangover feels like death, McDonald's, going to a bar as a girl benefits, trade height for dick length, world could end tomorrow, gambling addiction, One too Many, my head stone reads... A Douchebag, but a great guy to go to the bar with!

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    32 mins
  • "I Only came here to get my D*ck S*cked" Daddy what does that mean?
    Oct 21 2024

    Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: live streams, comments that need approval, belligerent asshole, super high def, camera fail reactions, Lake George, Daddy what does I only came here to get my dick sucked mean, Rock out with your cock out, looking up cocksucker, kids, free agency, peanut butter whiskey, upcoming vacation, Corolla North Carolina, bike riding, blu chew trial, Deadpool, Sun Dog, Vernon challenges him, Sun glasses, possible collaborations, interviews, McDonald's, Red Robin, Danbury, Crumble Cookies, Panera, mall, Rosie Demauros, drink menu, Bermuda triangle, moose knuckles, Woodbury Commons, tight pants with a chub, swimming shirt shit, Vernon's weight, eating when not hungry, Morgan Wallen karaoke, wet clothes, pajama pants, Friends in low places, Margarita's, ozempic not for the weak, diabetic, old school, will Farrell, vacation binge drinking, Mike Fazio free ice cream, wild horses and more.

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    33 mins
  • Manscape my A*shole, You can eat off my bush! Professional Edition
    Oct 20 2024

    Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast:Professional edition, sunglasses, sex with a porn star, old man porno, Steph Curry, basketball, Pornhub Scouts, Allstar game song, Karaoke, auto tune, wig, Billy Ray Cyrus, hair transplant, Hulk Hogan, Manscaped, hair stench, shaving chest, you can eat off my bush, pubes, ass hair, manscaping my asshole, anal bleaching, only fans, blu chew, wife against pill, needle to my dick, growing tits, jerking off, post ozempic, men taking birth control, wet vagina, blumpkin, weird fetishes, nugget porn, 2 guys 1 girl, guy blows himself, talking dirty to myself, getting caught beating it on pornhub, porn sets, Michelob ultra, Luke combs private suite, Super Douche, Joe Rogan, run in with swingers, penis destroys insides, DP, narcissistic, Ethan Thompson and more.

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    35 mins