Episodes

  • 12 - Hold My Pussy

    12 - Hold My Pussy
    Mar 8 2021

    Bruce Springsteen Super Bowl Commercial

    There’s a messageboard called Reddit … and on it ...

    a subreddit called r/pussypassdenied.

    The memes aren’t really funny … but if you’re brave enough and act tough; believe women are inferior, and are holed-up playin’ videogames … you are more than welcome, buddy.

    It’s an open secret: Reddit is for every kinda person there ever was. But r/pussypassdenied ain’t but for a certain sort.

    Heard it told by smarter people than me, men and women are basically the same, are more in the middle than at each other throats.

    Once was a man had job to do. He had to stand up and fight for his piece of the pie. Had a home to stead. Once was ain't no more.

    Between a man’s freedom and a man’s fear, it’s fear that brings men together during these clami-toe-tious times. It’s his fear of her freedom that gets us r/pussypassdenied.

    Whoever you are, wherever you’re from -- be  you some liberal lady who might be too big for her britches or some young buck tryin’ to prove he fundamentally respects women as equal people -- one thing will stand the test all of time immemorial:

    Bruce Springstein, didn’t  like you before, saw your Superbowl commercial, definitely don’t like you now. You’re old. You’re irrelevant. You’re a Hack. How’s that for meeting in the middle, motherfucker?

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 11 - To Catch a PornTuber

    11 - To Catch a PornTuber
    Oct 30 2020
    A daughter catches her father looking at porn —————————————————-. Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    57 mins
  • 10 - Operation Whitebread

    10 - Operation Whitebread
    Sep 17 2020
    Good day, Agent Cuckler. Your mission if you choose to accept is to penetrate the exceptionally insecure psyche of the petulant and paranoid Gary, codename: Whitebread.  Male. 41. Fidelity Fanatic. Militant Misogynist. Impotent Online Influencer. Last seen in Bedfordshire, England. Present whereabouts: UNKNOWN. A deranged moral crusader, Whitebread is on a self-appointed and misguided campaign to catch, expose and eradicate cheating cheaters and adultery writ large. Due to the time-sensitive nature of your mission and the alarming amount of stupid vitriol Whitebread posts on a weekly basis, we have selected your team for you. We can’t afford to be trending. Not another #howaboutmetoo.  We are on the brink of all out cultural war and you are our only hope, Cuck. As always, Agent Cuckler, if you or any member of your team are caught or killed by trigger happy rightwing radicals, Dana and Matt and the George Soros Foundation will be forced to disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck and Godspeed. —————————————————- Correction: in the Kenosha shooting, 2 were killed, 1 was seriously injured. Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 09 - Mogwai, and the Infinite

    09 - Mogwai, and the Infinite
    Sep 2 2020
    On today’s Glibcast, after obsessing over a Peruvian filmmaker’s true intentions towards her beau, a paranoid girl is bedeviled by ungovernable jealous gremlins of her own mogwai’s making! —————————————————- A HUUUUGE thanks to our amazing go-to artist Liv Novotny for the Mogwai cover art. Please go buy something of theirs or commission some artwork of your own at Instagram.com/liv.novotny—— Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    59 mins
  • 08 - Mountain Beach Island

    08 - Mountain Beach Island
    Aug 2 2020
    On today’s Glibcast, the sober truth gets blackout drunk when a desperate girl strikes out with a crush. Where most would take the L, she decides to spill some make-believe tea to her older cousin Lily. Loose lips sink ships and (totally fixable) consequences follow for all involved. If we say more we’ll spoil the suspense! Peace and love and good vibes to all our Lil little homies out there, and same goes for all you grown Lils too. Hope you know, we’re not stepping on your shiz! —————————————————- Added thanks and love to our friends, Melissa, Ben, and Sam, who helped with voice-acting on this episode! Was a blast! Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    47 mins
  • 07 - Birthday Stripper

    07 - Birthday Stripper
    Jul 25 2020
    A devoted wife visits a male stripper . . . outraged yet? Well, on today’s glibcast a grouchy geriatric-sounding husband rants and raves about changing opinions in the internet age. Is this feminism run amok? Why you asking us? We’re just a couple of cucks. Obviously, we discuss baboons, Beyonce, the true untold history of Adam and Eve, and along the way unearth some brave new solutions to the very real problem of feminism . . . or whatever this guy is talking about Corrections: Sound and Fury is lifted from Shakespeare’s MacBeth not King Lear. —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    43 mins
  • 06 - Pathetic Little Twerp

    06 - Pathetic Little Twerp
    Jul 18 2020
    On the menu for today’s Glibcast, we dine on the romantic misfortunes of the woefully misinformed. A girlfriend is peeved off with her boyfriend and tries out some laughably stupid self-help, clickbaity, pseudo-advice. Predictable hilarity ensues. This episode is pretty pretty pretty pretty good! 👌 —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    38 mins
  • 05 - I Pooped!!!

    05 - I Pooped!!!
    Jul 11 2020
    Hope you wiped your butt because after hitting the laugh lottery and landing possibly the funniest girlfriend of all time, a boring bozo just might blow his winnings and lose the love of his life. On today's Glibcast the feminine mystique goes weak in the knees when faced with a funny and farty familiarity. —————————————————- Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Reddit: r/Glibcast Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    46 mins