Glibcast

By: Dana and Matt
  • Summary

  • Glibcast is an always silly and sometimes serious podcast wherein two friends (Dana and Matt) give unsolicited and very glib relationship advice to anonymous internet strangers.
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  • 12 - Hold My Pussy
    Mar 8 2021

    Bruce Springsteen Super Bowl Commercial

    There’s a messageboard called Reddit … and on it ...

    a subreddit called r/pussypassdenied.

    The memes aren’t really funny … but if you’re brave enough and act tough; believe women are inferior, and are holed-up playin’ videogames … you are more than welcome, buddy.

    It’s an open secret: Reddit is for every kinda person there ever was. But r/pussypassdenied ain’t but for a certain sort.

    Heard it told by smarter people than me, men and women are basically the same, are more in the middle than at each other throats.

    Once was a man had job to do. He had to stand up and fight for his piece of the pie. Had a home to stead. Once was ain't no more.

    Between a man’s freedom and a man’s fear, it’s fear that brings men together during these clami-toe-tious times. It’s his fear of her freedom that gets us r/pussypassdenied.

    Whoever you are, wherever you’re from -- be  you some liberal lady who might be too big for her britches or some young buck tryin’ to prove he fundamentally respects women as equal people -- one thing will stand the test all of time immemorial:

    Bruce Springstein, didn’t  like you before, saw your Superbowl commercial, definitely don’t like you now. You’re old. You’re irrelevant. You’re a Hack. How’s that for meeting in the middle, motherfucker?

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 11 - To Catch a PornTuber
    Oct 30 2020
    A daughter catches her father looking at porn —————————————————-. Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    57 mins
  • 10 - Operation Whitebread
    Sep 17 2020
    Good day, Agent Cuckler. Your mission if you choose to accept is to penetrate the exceptionally insecure psyche of the petulant and paranoid Gary, codename: Whitebread.  Male. 41. Fidelity Fanatic. Militant Misogynist. Impotent Online Influencer. Last seen in Bedfordshire, England. Present whereabouts: UNKNOWN. A deranged moral crusader, Whitebread is on a self-appointed and misguided campaign to catch, expose and eradicate cheating cheaters and adultery writ large. Due to the time-sensitive nature of your mission and the alarming amount of stupid vitriol Whitebread posts on a weekly basis, we have selected your team for you. We can’t afford to be trending. Not another #howaboutmetoo.  We are on the brink of all out cultural war and you are our only hope, Cuck. As always, Agent Cuckler, if you or any member of your team are caught or killed by trigger happy rightwing radicals, Dana and Matt and the George Soros Foundation will be forced to disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck and Godspeed. —————————————————- Correction: in the Kenosha shooting, 2 were killed, 1 was seriously injured. Email us @ theglibcast@gmail.com Tweet us @glibcast (twitter.com/glibcast) Rate/Review us on Apple Podcasts Share us with your friends! Podcast Cover Art by Liv. Follow their insta or commission some artwork: Instagram.com/liv.novotny
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    1 hr and 13 mins

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