• #028 - Don't Mone, It's CHRISTMAS! ⚡🥚
    Dec 21 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall

    Napoleon Film – Review

    Leave The World Behind

    Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards?

    TOP SHELF – “Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail”

    Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Disgrace

    How Many Owls is TOO Many?

    GOOSE NEWS – “Ramsbottom Geese Xing”

    Woke News - World Croquet Title / Mrs France

    Universal Studios – Bedford Edition

    AI Trend – Make it Less? (Spurs Win Nothing)

    The Annual Christmas Ad Review

    -          John Lewis

    -          Waitrose

    -          Doc Morris

    Salmon’s Parenting Tips (Don't have kids!)

    THE HEADLINER – “Man uncovered as the infamous ‘Somerset Gimp’ has been found guilty despite insisting ‘I am not a gimp’ ”

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – “British Government Poisoned it’s Own People”

    Penis Sock Gift Wins Secret Santa Pants Down

    Sadie Merrien Makes Breakfast. Doesn’t Win SPOTY.

    Man United Spiral of Death (again!)

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • #027 - Baksmalla Smack on the Arse
    Dec 3 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Tops off for the YanTans

    Salmon’s Gets Wood

    EasyJet Lisps & Disney

    Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games

    The Five Regrets of the Dying

    National French Toast Day - Days of the Year

    TOP SHELF – “Captain Morgan’s Tiki”

    The History of Hangovers

    Sam Altman – OpenAI Hokey Cokey

    Make it more AI trend – Make the Goose Sillier!

    Garrett Scott - AI Goose Tweet  “For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this goose a little sillier.”

    GOOSE NEWS – “AI Goose Facial Recognition”

    Net migration at 745,000 UK

    THE HEADLINER – “OAP Sells Scrumpy Cider to passers by .... but it's Really his Piss”

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – Region Beta Paradox

    Napoleon Released in Cinemas

    Man City – Player Scouting Presentations

    The Nine Most Painful Ways to Die

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    1 hr
  • #026 - Twitter Hanging by a Thread
    Jul 14 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France

    Salmon’s Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds

    Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC

    Black Mirror New Season

    TOP SHELF – Leche De Cabra

    Two Million Now but Never Caca in a Toilet Again?

    Twitter Rate Limits Infuriate Twitter Users

    Threads from Meta Booms

    Zuck vs Musk in Colosseum a Reality?

    GOOSE NEWS – “Dmitri Cherniak’s – ‘The Goose’ NFT Sells at Sotheby’s Auction for $6.2m”

    Captain Tom in Barbados

    THE HEADLINER – “17 year old scolded for crying over transgender woman’s penis at YMCA”

    Mildly Inconvenient Burglars

    The Enhanced Games Gaining Track-tion

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – P.I.E

    Ashes Controversy Not in Spirit of the Game

    Salmon’s Poncho Prank Payoff Doesn’t Play Out

    Transfer Window– Mason Mount / Declan Rice / Dominik Szoboszlai / Gundogan

    Gary Neville Joins Dragons Den

    MSG Sphere is one Big Bollock

     

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    59 mins
  • #025 - Trans Crocs & Rainbow Washing
    Jun 10 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Comedy Fan Machine-Gun Farts in Trans Toilet

    Civil Service Strikes – Success at 4.5%?

    Salmon Eats Michelin Star Rice Pudding

    Eric Cantona Launches Music Career

    Carlisle United’s League 2 Play-Off Wembley Victory

    LGBTQIA+ - Pride Month – What is Rainbow Washing?

    TOP SHELF – Baileys Scrumptious Salted Caramel

    Trans Ginger Crocodile 99.9% DNA with Itself

    Boris vs Government – Whatsapp Messages Saga

    GOOSE NEWS – Rarest Goose in the World Hatches Goslings at Gloucestershire Wildlife Centre

    Mark Zuckerberg is top 1% for Murph Challenge

    Apple Vision Pro is Actually Quite Good

    Ducking Hell to be a Thing of the Past on iOS

    AI Turns on its Operator Drone Attack

    THE HEADLINER – “Woman wins UK Cheese Rolling Race despite Being Knocked Unconscious”

    President Trump Making a Comeback

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – Thumbs up for Gladiators & Ridley Scott

    Saudi Golf Tournament Merger

    Is Man City’s Treble Better than Man United’s?

    Transfer round up - Messi to Inter Miami & Benzema off to Saudi

    Will Man City Clinch the Treble?

    More Money Gravitates Towards Salmon in Fantasy Football Coup

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    59 mins
  • #024 - Down's Syndrome Barbie Dolls
    May 27 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Rolf Harris and Tina Turner Kick the Bucket

    Abaucin – AI Finds New Antibiotic

    AI Fake Explosion at Pentagon (Not the White House!) Crashes S&P 500

    Down Syndrome Barbie Dolls – Investment?

    TOP SHELF – Hotel Chocolat Velvetised Vodka

    Salmon Buys Blind Ambition from Drug Dealers

    Amazon Poke Fun at Netflix Password Sharing Crackdown

    NatCon – NatC Party and its links to American Politics

    Brexit Right Wingers Rue Doubled Net Migration Figures

    Ron vs Don - DeSantis Twitter Spaces Disaster

    Boris Johnson Tory Party Cannibalisation

    Bryan Johnson – Drains Son’s Blood Dry

    MD’s Stand Up Comedy Journey Continues

    GOOSE NEWS – Goose Emoji FINALLY Arrives to iOS and Android

    Mizzy – Viral for House Prank Backfires  

    AskReddit – “What is the most disturbing fact about the human body”

    THE HEADLINER – “Pouring Popping Candy Under my Foreskin was the Biggest Mistake of my Life”

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – The Emerging Science of Nutrigenomics

    Salmon Compares Carlisle vs Stockport Playoff to a Texan Cow Ranch  

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    59 mins
  • #023 – The Crowning of Sausage Fingers
    May 14 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Bank Holiday’s are Different for Dads

    MachineDaena Fails his Comedy Set

    King Charles (Formally known as Prince) Coronation Recap

    -          Prince Annes feather hat blocking Harry’s face

    -          Crown on kings head didn’t fit

    -          Grim Reaper

    -          Arrests of the Republic demonstrators

    Russian Kremlin Drone Attack

    -          Poland renaming Kaliningrad to Królewiec

    -          UK sending long range missiles

    Quotes from the Trump Rape Case – ‘Bill E Jean’ Carroll

    -          “too ugly to go on living”

    -          “Grab them by the Pussy. You can do anything” and "Historically, that's true with stars."

    -          "you wouldn't be a choice of mine either, to be honest"

    TOP SHELF – AU Pineapple Crush Vodka Gold Bottle

    Two Beers and a Puppy Friend Test

    Animal Testing Allowed in UK After Brexit Hokey Cokey

    Local Election Results – Tories Tonked

    UK’s Longest Parliamentary Bill is VERY LONG

    GOOSE NEWS – How the Goose Express Saved a Life (AI Generated!)

    THE HEADLINER – “Mum claims speed of aggressive Aldi Cashier left her crying and shaking”

    Godfather of AI – Geoffrey Hinton Quits Google

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – McDonalds Cocaine McSpoon

    Will City Finally Win the Champions League?

    Big Bowls Weekend – Salmon gets his (five sets of) BOWLS out!

    MD and Salmon Train for the Egremont Crab Fair

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    1 hr
  • #022 – AI-topia or Dystopia
    Apr 27 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Last of Us Coffee – Cordyceps Fungus Zombie Infection?

    MachineDaena Locks in his Landlord

    Salmons Thai Brides & battered Crabs

    TikTok Algorithm PowerPoint Training Programme!

    TOP SHELF – Bumbu West Indies Rum

    We missed a LOT since the last podcast…

    -          Alien sightings

    -          Linekar suspended from BBC

    -          French revolution – pensions age

    -          SVB went bust

    -          1 year on – war Feb 24th

    -          Scottish First Minister resign

    -          Jeremy Corbyn banned from Labour

    Leaked US defence docs

    UK Phone Alerts Deliver Latest ELECTRIC HONK PODCAST!

    Nukes in Minsk

    Just Stop Oil – Ginger Gender Reveal

    Jim Pharts Radial Phil, Jay Pegg & Wakeem Baqir

    Elon Musks Rocket Launch ‘failure’?

    BBC Elon Interview Proves BBC Bias?

    GOOSE NEWS – Woman Nabs Rare Goose, Stuffs it in Onion Bag and Drives Off

    THE HEADLINER – “Zoo break-in pair sentenced after giraffe harassed”

    AI and Chat GPT-4 Taking Over

    -          Photography award – AI generated “cheeky monkey”

    -          Schumacher AI interview A Die Aktuel “Das erste interview!”

    -          AI Pays Human to complete CAPCHA Test

    -          Will AI Destroy All Humans?

    -          Stockport Gallery Uses AI & Classic Art for Bike Exhibition

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – Albert Gunter’s Double Decker Bus Heroics

    Addicted to Peppa Pig and Punching Mr Tumbles

    Is Will Still ….unbeaten?

    Man City vs Arsenal– Who will win the league?

    Can Oyster Card Affect over-60’s Election Result?

    King Charles Coronation Gives UK Free Bank Holiday! (6th May)

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • #021 - Sunak to Shell Out Over Strikes?
    Feb 8 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Weird News Catch up - BBC Sex Noises & Hydraulic Urinal Death

    Less Intense Movie Titles

    MrBeast New Health Service - Cures 1000 People of Blindness

    Salmon on Strike

    Shell Profits Highest in 115 Year History at £32Bn

    Top Shelf – Infusionist Sticky Toffee Pudding Review

    Doomsday Clock 90 Seconds to Midnight (cut fully if you absolutely need to)

    50 Shades of Halifax

    Michelle Mone’s Yacht Renamed to Pandemic Profiteer

    Boston and Skegness Constituency Do NOT Regret Brexit

    Goose News – Goose Goose Duck Game Smashes Steam Player Records

    The Headliner – “I blew off the butcher for his last pigs in blankets then my drunk hubby stuck them up his ***”

    Wanted Earless Guy goes Viral on Liverpool Echo (minor trims if you can)

    Salmons Latest Business Ideas

    Pork Scratchings – Universe 25

    Beyonce Fever

    Mason Greenwood – Cleared of Allegations

    Transfer window Slams Shut for Jan 2023 

    Is Will Still?

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    1 hr and 6 mins