Electric HONK

By: Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena
  • Summary

  • A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs, politics and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!
    All content for electric HONK is copyright to MachineDaena and Andrew Salmon
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Episodes
  • #028 - Don't Mone, It's CHRISTMAS! ⚡🥚
    Dec 21 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall

    Napoleon Film – Review

    Leave The World Behind

    Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards?

    TOP SHELF – “Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail”

    Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Disgrace

    How Many Owls is TOO Many?

    GOOSE NEWS – “Ramsbottom Geese Xing”

    Woke News - World Croquet Title / Mrs France

    Universal Studios – Bedford Edition

    AI Trend – Make it Less? (Spurs Win Nothing)

    The Annual Christmas Ad Review

    -          John Lewis

    -          Waitrose

    -          Doc Morris

    Salmon’s Parenting Tips (Don't have kids!)

    THE HEADLINER – “Man uncovered as the infamous ‘Somerset Gimp’ has been found guilty despite insisting ‘I am not a gimp’ ”

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – “British Government Poisoned it’s Own People”

    Penis Sock Gift Wins Secret Santa Pants Down

    Sadie Merrien Makes Breakfast. Doesn’t Win SPOTY.

    Man United Spiral of Death (again!)

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • #027 - Baksmalla Smack on the Arse
    Dec 3 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    Tops off for the YanTans

    Salmon’s Gets Wood

    EasyJet Lisps & Disney

    Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games

    The Five Regrets of the Dying

    National French Toast Day - Days of the Year

    TOP SHELF – “Captain Morgan’s Tiki”

    The History of Hangovers

    Sam Altman – OpenAI Hokey Cokey

    Make it more AI trend – Make the Goose Sillier!

    Garrett Scott - AI Goose Tweet  “For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this goose a little sillier.”

    GOOSE NEWS – “AI Goose Facial Recognition”

    Net migration at 745,000 UK

    THE HEADLINER – “OAP Sells Scrumpy Cider to passers by .... but it's Really his Piss”

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – Region Beta Paradox

    Napoleon Released in Cinemas

    Man City – Player Scouting Presentations

    The Nine Most Painful Ways to Die

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    1 hr
  • #026 - Twitter Hanging by a Thread
    Jul 14 2023

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

    This week we cover:

    The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France

    Salmon’s Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds

    Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC

    Black Mirror New Season

    TOP SHELF – Leche De Cabra

    Two Million Now but Never Caca in a Toilet Again?

    Twitter Rate Limits Infuriate Twitter Users

    Threads from Meta Booms

    Zuck vs Musk in Colosseum a Reality?

    GOOSE NEWS – “Dmitri Cherniak’s – ‘The Goose’ NFT Sells at Sotheby’s Auction for $6.2m”

    Captain Tom in Barbados

    THE HEADLINER – “17 year old scolded for crying over transgender woman’s penis at YMCA”

    Mildly Inconvenient Burglars

    The Enhanced Games Gaining Track-tion

    PORK SCRATCHINGS – P.I.E

    Ashes Controversy Not in Spirit of the Game

    Salmon’s Poncho Prank Payoff Doesn’t Play Out

    Transfer Window– Mason Mount / Declan Rice / Dominik Szoboszlai / Gundogan

    Gary Neville Joins Dragons Den

    MSG Sphere is one Big Bollock

     

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    59 mins

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