Nostalgia is in the air this week, and no, it's not Jungle Juice you're smelling! Dean and Emily reminisce on their college days and debate whether or not they are still young, dumb, and broke (disclaimer: they are). Emily’s face is looking snatched from her recent trip to her injector and Dean contemplates an Only Fans life... or lack thereof (very dumb, we know). Plus they dish on the “Let Them ” theory and a new mindset, being the villain, astrology readings and of course their main man Luigi Mangioni.

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Get your aprons out, because this week we’re in the kitchen cooking. “The Bad Pancake Theory” has us asking: Are we burning men or are they burning us!? Plus we’re manifesting Bachelor party benders, making a case for short kings, and somehow fixing our dysfunctional attachment styles–or just deluding ourselves into security. And quite frankly, becoming more than friends with someone just means you might lose your common sense.

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Girly pops… Dean and Emily are down bad this week (okay, this year, millennium, whatever). These men have them wishing they could press the CTRL+ALT+delete button. Dean and Emily dish on hookup culture, feeling like Bob the Builder, and how to deal with haters in the comment section. They also talk about how EXPENSIVE eggs are, being the good luck chuck of their exes, and their attachment issues that are most likely going to get them sued.

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“Mama we’re in love with a criminal!” Emily professes her love for Luigi and Dean manifests a Farmer Husband and the Simple Life. Plus we’re discussing h*rny haikus, prison penpals, and aspiring mafia wife aesthetic.

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Happy Valentine's Day girly pop! Emily can’t seem to get approved for Raya, meanwhile Dean is matching with LA’s finest. Okay maybe. Were gagging about how Emily was mistaken to be on a date… with her dad, hotel noise complaints, and crashing out because if we have to buy our own flowers again this year–Satan will be hearing from us.

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The city was on fire and so were Dean and Emily… actually, they still are! We’ve got the “deep dive” on dating, debris, and getting d*cked down mid air. Plus, we’re talking about men's hygiene (or lack thereof) and dissecting Heidi Montag’s “I’ll do it.”

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Welcome to Definitely Delusional. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.