Definitely Delusional

By: Dean Lin Emily Simmons
  • Summary

  • Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.
    Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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Episodes
  • We Felt the Rush… and it Wasn’t Poppers!
    Mar 13 2025

    Nostalgia is in the air this week, and no, it's not Jungle Juice you're smelling! Dean and Emily reminisce on their college days and debate whether or not they are still young, dumb, and broke (disclaimer: they are). Emily’s face is looking snatched from her recent trip to her injector and Dean contemplates an Only Fans life... or lack thereof (very dumb, we know). Plus they dish on the “Let Them ” theory and a new mindset, being the villain, astrology readings and of course their main man Luigi Mangioni.


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    48 mins
  • The Bad Pancake Theory and Attached to Chaos
    Mar 6 2025

    Get your aprons out, because this week we’re in the kitchen cooking. “The Bad Pancake Theory” has us asking: Are we burning men or are they burning us!? Plus we’re manifesting Bachelor party benders, making a case for short kings, and somehow fixing our dysfunctional attachment styles–or just deluding ourselves into security. And quite frankly, becoming more than friends with someone just means you might lose your common sense.


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    50 mins
  • Final Diagnosis: You’ve Been D*cknotized
    Feb 27 2025

    Girly pops… Dean and Emily are down bad this week (okay, this year, millennium, whatever). These men have them wishing they could press the CTRL+ALT+delete button. Dean and Emily dish on hookup culture, feeling like Bob the Builder, and how to deal with haters in the comment section. They also talk about how EXPENSIVE eggs are, being the good luck chuck of their exes, and their attachment issues that are most likely going to get them sued.


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    53 mins

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