Episodes

  • Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO
    Aug 28 2026

    THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT

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    33 mins
  • New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP
    Aug 26 2026

    This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time

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    52 mins
  • LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman
    Aug 14 2026

    reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • LeEpisode
    Jul 8 2026

    this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves

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    45 mins
  • LAMELOOOOOO
    Jun 26 2026

    LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft
    Jun 5 2026

    This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.

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    54 mins
  • A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige
    May 27 2026

    Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the season. We had a great time podcasting with our friends.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES
    May 21 2026

    Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes:

    HOW ARE THE VIBES

    • They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close?
    • Julius Randle ceased giving us those goosebumps
    • He also didn’t show up to do an exit interview
    • Was the season a success?
    • What is next? Giannis? Kyrie? Lebron? Something worse?


    THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAE’S

    • 3 Awards each, 3 nominees, other hosts select the winner
    • Pantie Nation Member of the Year


    CUT THE BAD KEEP THE GOOD - Durf

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    1 hr and 17 mins