Episodes

  • "Kendall Roy Body Tea" - Eastern Conference Catchup
    Nov 19 2024

    In this two-part quarter-season review, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz get into what’s happening around the NHL including the Boston Bruins' downfall, the Pittsburgh Penguins' disaster class, the Toronto Maple Leafs' cautious optimism, the New York Rangers' panic attack, and a lot of nautical disasters, like a lot.

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • "NHL, Let Us Be Executive Producers" - Faceoff Minisode 1
    Oct 18 2024

    This week, Avery and Liz are joined by Leafs beat writer Miranda Dagley to discuss the first episode of Amazon Prime's NHL Faceoff, William Nylander diva moments, and the missed opportunities of marketing hockey. Plus...whatever is going on with John Tavares and his magical orb.


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    50 mins
  • "Sidney Crosby Is BANNED From Trivia Night" - Offseason Mail Bag Part 1
    Aug 7 2024

    In this special two-part mail bag episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz get into Jacob Trouba's side hustle, unpack the Jeff Marek draft controversy, answer your pressing questions about the upcoming NHL season, and analyze Sidney Crosby's trivia skills with scientific accuracy.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • "Have You Met This Team of Assh*les?" - End of Season Chat
    Jul 5 2024

    This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz catch up on the 2024 Stanley Cup Final, Matthew Tkachuk's Miami shenanigans, the Nashville Predators' blockbuster free agency, and those messy b*tches in Tampa Bay. They also break down another drab NHL Awards and get heated about trade discourse. May we never think about Mitch Marner or Jacob Trouba ever again.

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • The CBT of Coaches - Conference Final First Impressions
    May 27 2024

    Just how much Florida Panthering is too much Florida Panthering? Do gay people know what goalie interference is? Should we have to? We ask these questions and more on this week’s episode of 5 Minutes For Yapping!

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • "Igor Shesterkin...Good?" - Round Two Check-In
    May 11 2024

    This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to discuss Round 2 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs including the conscious uncoupling between the Toronto Maple Leafs and Sheldon Keefe, the nastiness and theatrics of Panthers vs. Bruins, the miraculous luck of the New York Rangers, and the Vancouver Canucks' sheer refusal to die.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • "I Believe...I Think?" - Round One Check-In
    May 2 2024

    This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to discuss Round 1 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs including the Biblical plagues of the Vancouver Canucks, Tampa Bay's emotionally fraught exit, the New York Rangers' sweep, and, of course, all the Real Housewives drama surrounding the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • 2024 Playoff First Impressions
    Apr 23 2024

    In Offside News' inaugural podcast episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to recap the first few games of Round 1 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs and discuss their fears heading into the postseason. Where in the world is William Nylander? We may never know.

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    This week's crew:

    Arielle Lalande (@jesterbestie)

    Avery Beaumont (@admbeaumont)

    Liz Malcolm (@yanoforsure)

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    1 hr and 31 mins