Humourous Fiction

From the world’s favourite author, David Walliams–ten cautionary tales and a delightfully dreadful cast of characters....

Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot....

Sure, some parents are embarrassing - but they’re nothing on this lot. These 10 tales of the world’s most spectacularly silly mums and deliriously daft dads will leave you rocking with laughter....

A killer is stalking and murdering sorcerers, and Valkyrie Cain is next on his list.

Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books....

Be warned! Awful animals lurk inside. These 10 tales of the world’s craziest creatures will have you shaking with laughter. You’ll never look at pets in the same way again....

Dilly loved a good murder. Not a REAL murder. A made-up murder. One you would find in a murder mystery novel.

The beloved World’s Worst series has captivated millions of readers. You’ve met the world’s worst children, the world’s worst parents, the world’s worst teachers and the world’s worst pets – you better be ready for the world's worst monsters....

A collection of everybody's favourite stories from the creators of The Gruffalo, brought to life by Julia Donaldson....

Meet the Blunders: Bertie, Betsy, their children, Brutus and Bunny, along with their beloved grandma Old Lady Blunder, and their pet ostrich, Cedric. An ostrich is not a sensible pet, but then the Blunders are not sensible people....

Our hero Ben is bored beyond belief after he is made to stay at his grandma’s house. She’s the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn’t know about his grandma....

Five Minecraft stories in one collection: Join Dave and his friends as they embark on an epic quest, full of action, adventure, and jokes! This bundle contains The Legend of Dave the Villager books 1-5....

From the phenomenal number-one best seller David Walliams comes another collection of more hilariously horrible children....

When Silas Heap unseals a forgotten room in the palace, he releases the ghost of a queen who lived 500 years earlier....

A collection of everybody's favourite stories from the creators of What the Ladybird Heard, brought to life for the first time by Julia Donaldson....

11-year-old Josh and 12-year-old Amanda just moved into the oldest and weirdest house on the block - the two siblings think it might even be haunted!....

Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp....

Miss Porter isn’t your average teacher, though. She’s a personal digital assistant that literally knows everything. She can tell a million hundred weird jokes and get pizza delivered by drone in seconds....

Abby and her brother, Jonah, are just regular kids...until they find a magic mirror in their basement. The mirror is a portal that leads them into different fairy tales, from Snow White to Cinderella to The Little Mermaid. But in each story, nothing goes as planned....

If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery....

Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you....

Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit....

Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact. You see, Joe's rich. Really, really rich....

When Mr Bambuckle arrives, laughs, thrills, silliness and imagination are guaranteed to follow....

Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her....

What happens when two super-chill jungle pals find their new best friend is missing? They freak out, of course! Timon and Pumbaa work themselves into a wilderness worry spiral looking for Simba in this delightful audio story in which the two find the only thing they really lost was their inner Hakuna Matata.

Feelings and farts are facts of life. We all have them! And we have to live with them, even when they’re inconvenient, unpleasant, or surprising. They might come out of nowhere! It's definitely not a good idea to hold them in for too long. But among friends and family, they are usually no big deal. Striking a perfect balance of funny and factual, this charming audiobook encourages young listeners to accept their emotions (and their farts) without shame, even when they really stink.

Welcome to Hazard. An ordinary town where strangeness is a way of life. A town where sink holes appear with no warning, where people go missing way too often and where things really DO go bump in the night … To Travis and his classmates, Hazard is home. But when they’re set a school project to investigate the history of the town, they soon realise that something strange and alien lies beneath Hazard. What can they learn from their investigations into the mysterious witch in the woods? And – if the witch does exist – will they make it home to tell the tale…?

Don’t be like Ciara, a twelve-year-old girl living in the tiny village of Skael. When she used a spell from within this book, she ended up summoning a dragon. A DRAGON! Those things breathe fire! From their mouths! She’s obviously doomed. And don’t listen if Ciara tells you that dragons won’t hurt humans, and that they even once taught us magic, a thousand years ago. Definitely don’t pay any attention to the fact that the dragon she summoned, Scorch, might be willing to help rescue Ciara’s mother and free her village from the Emperor and his Warden, because it’s all obviously a big lie.

Jacques is a little hedgehog with a BIG secret—he loves wearing underwear! But the hedgehog world has rules...You see, hedgehogs eat grubs. They make nests. They snort with their sniffly snouts. They do NOT. WEAR. UNDERWEAR. So what's a critter to do about his undercover love of underpants? Will Jacques muster the bravery he needs to fully embrace himself and share his love of tighty-whities with the world?

A laugh-out-loud survival guide for middle school mischief-makers! Charlie McGillicutty isn’t a troublemaker—he’s a scientist of chaos. Unfortunately, his latest experiment (involving a hamster-powered rocket) goes slightly wrong, earning him permanent lunch duty and a ridiculous punishment: write the Ultimate Guide to Being a Kid… or else.

Get ready for some bedtime adventures with Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy and their doll friends in the nursery. Join them as they go on the many fun adventures when their owner Marcella and best friend Fido the dog. This collection of relaxing classic stories from Johnny Gruelle will have your children dreaming of Raggedy Ann’s and Ragged Andy’s adventures and having them want a Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy doll of their own.

Like many thirteen-year-olds, Yasmin Bandara doesn’t know what she wants to be when she grows up. Her parents want her to be a doctor, and expect her to focus on school – the only computer game they allow her to play is purely educational (yawn!). Yasmin gets so good at it that the game’s company invites her to play at a national competition. Her friends, teachers, and family are mega excited about the opportunity, but Yasmin’s not!

Once upon a time, in a land where horses were mythical beasts, there lived a unicorn—a Teeny-Weeny Unicorn. He lived with his family in a palace—one that was extra-large for him, full of extra-large rugs and extra-large food. And when his brother and sister played chess, they used him in place of a pawn. When it’s just too much to take, Teeny-Weeny Unicorn runs away—and has a chance encounter with a salty gnome. It's then that he suddenly starts to wonder... IS he teeny weeny? Or is he just the right size?

Siblings Moose, Sparkle, Rocky, and Tobey are superpuppies. Each pup has a special power that will help them with their mission of keeping humans safe—from super strength to flight to phasing through objects to teleportation. But when the big dogs in their superpack go missing, it’s up to the superpuppies to save the day. Will Sparkle be able to find a human companion to help her?

Take a journey into Chocco's world as he tells the story of his heroic adventures with his best friend Blu.

Do you believe in the tooth fairy? A little Chihuahua named Chocco does! Listen to find out why.

Take an adventure with three mischievous little dogs as they run through the neighborhood, having the time of their furry lives, and learning lessons along the way.

The day Izzy, a sweet black lab, is adopted and taken to her new loving home, she learns how to help all the animals on her human mother’s big farm. Follow along Izzy gets a friendly companion, and one that isn’t so friendly.

Sasha is a sassy cat with an onery attitude, especially when her human Nathan has guests over. Her sister Torri is the opposite. She’s sweet and lovable. One day, a gentle Pit Bull named Max comes to visit. Torri instantly becomes his friend, but will Sasha accept Max?

Piper, an eight-year-old boy from Ireland, discovers something extraordinary. He finds a tiny green dragon with bright orange wings. He names him Oliver, and when he decides to keep the little creature hidden in his room, he soon realizes he has no choice but to reveal his secret. Oliver is growing bigger and bigger by the day.

Listen as Rowdy the Rooster does his best to guard the hen coop, while a clever fox named Cletus tries to snatch one of Rowdy’s feathered crew.

After 557 years of faithful service, Miss Lotty is retiring from guarding books. But on her very last day, disaster strikes! Someone has ordered all the books to be removed from the library and replaced with machines! It's enough to make Lotty feel a little… dragon-like. After she bursts into a fiery rage, can anything make her shed her scales again?

When two little Chihuahuas named Sissy and Baby, go places with their human mother, they use their imagination and pretend they are on exciting adventures, from racecar drivers, and rockstars singing on a stage, to pirates searching for treasure, and much, much more.

As Chocco and his furry pals search for new adventures, they make new friends and memories along the way.

What makes for a timeless Christmas story? A Miracle in NYC? A train heading for the North Pole? A penny-pinching man visited by three ghosts? Or how about the cold hard truth....

Tom und Jojo bekommen von einem alten Mann ein Nintendo-Spiel geschenkt — ohne Beschriftung, ohne Spielanleitung, ohne alles. Er verrät ihnen nur so viel: »Egal, was ihr macht, geht nie ohne Bibel!« Es dauert eine Weile, bis sie herausbekommen, was genau er damit gemeint hat. Als sich vor ihrer Zimmertür plötzlich nicht mehr der Flur, sondern eine Wüstenlandschaft befindet, werden die Brüder selbst zu den Helden des Spiels und geraten in das größte Abenteuer ihres Lebens ...

The Sinister Mixer is a story of kitchen calamity that will leave listeners questioning the safety of their home appliances. In this chronicle of culinary chaos, we follow the Park family as they grapple with a haunted food processor determined to puree more than just food. From battling sentient kimchi to facing increasingly bizarre culinary horrors, the Parks' journey is packed with paranormal peril.

A funny story about a Chihuahua named Pickles: Listen to his magical secret and all the adventures he shares with his best friend, Timothy.

The Crazy Washing Machine is a story of sudsy shenanigans that will leave listeners in a spin cycle of laughter and suspense. In this chronicle of laundry-based lunacy, we follow young Penelope Pindrop as she uncovers the bizarre truth behind her family's new washing machine. From battling sentient socks to facing off against the nefarious Lint Lord, Penelope's journey is filled with unexpected twists, paranormal peril, and the constant threat of being lost in a temporal vortex.