Humourous Fiction

Sure, some parents are embarrassing - but they’re nothing on this lot. These 10 tales of the world’s most spectacularly silly mums and deliriously daft dads will leave you rocking with laughter....

Our hero Ben is bored beyond belief after he is made to stay at his grandma’s house. She’s the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn’t know about his grandma....

Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot....

Dilly loved a good murder. Not a REAL murder. A made-up murder. One you would find in a murder mystery novel.

From the world’s favourite author, David Walliams–ten cautionary tales and a delightfully dreadful cast of characters....

The brilliant follow-up to David Walliams' best seller The World's Worst Children! Ten more stories about a brand-new gang of hilariously horrible kids....

Charming, surprising and hilarious - David Walliams' beautiful first novel will touch the hearts (and funny bones) of children and adults alike....

Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you....

When Mr Green announces his diabolical plan - he has decided to get married - his children (Derrick, Samantha and Michael) are horrified. Especially when they discover his real motive - he wants to get married so he can sack their beloved nanny, Nanny Piggins....

Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her....

Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact. You see, Joe's rich. Really, really rich....

Is this the right book for you? Take the Crazy Test and find out....

Go back to the Space Race with No.1 bestselling author David Walliams for a breathless cinematic adventure full of mystery, action, laughs and surprises—and a secret that could change the course of history....

Join Julia Donaldson in this wonderful collection of stories. These 18 stories are read for the first time by Julia Donaldson herself and are perfect for listening to at home, in the car, at bedtime or any time at all....

This is a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing....

Justice served with extra chocolate sauce.

When Nory’s magic first appeared, her father wanted her to go to fancy, selective Sage Academy, where he is the headmaster. But Nory’s magic went upside down at the worst possible moment, and she was sent to Dunwiddle Middle School instead....

Everyone's favourite teacher is back - but has Mr Bambuckle met his greatest challenge yet? Find out....

The third thrilling adventure book from best-selling, award-winning authors Greg James and Chris Smith....

Dave, Carl, and Spidroth continue their epic voyage across the ocean....

Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs is a new take on the fairy-tale classic Goldilocks and the Three Bears, so funny and so original—it could only come from the brilliant mind of Mo Willems, the author/illustrator of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus and the Elephant and Piggie series.

The Great Brain is Tom D. Fitzgerald, aged 10. The story is told by J.D., a sometimes confounded but always admiring younger brother....

This summer, Billy will fly across the country, hike a mountain, float a river, dodge a grizzly bear, shoot down a spy drone, save a neighbor's cat, save an endangered panther, and then try to save his own father....

When Silas Heap unseals a forgotten room in the palace, he releases the ghost of a queen who lived 500 years earlier....

Meet the Blunders: Bertie, Betsy, their children, Brutus and Bunny, along with their beloved grandma Old Lady Blunder, and their pet ostrich, Cedric. An ostrich is not a sensible pet, but then the Blunders are not sensible people....

When Badger bullies his friends Frog, Moose, Elephant, and Bear, they teach him an unforgettable lesson about empathy, kindness, and forgiveness in this funny and thematically rich social and emotional story from the acclaimed creator of Red: A Crayon's Story.

Feelings and farts are facts of life. We all have them! And we have to live with them, even when they’re inconvenient, unpleasant, or surprising. They might come out of nowhere! It's definitely not a good idea to hold them in for too long. But among friends and family, they are usually no big deal. Striking a perfect balance of funny and factual, this charming audiobook encourages young listeners to accept their emotions (and their farts) without shame, even when they really stink.

Gestatten, die vermurksteste Familie der Welt! Das bisher lustigste Abenteuer von David Walliams für Kinder ab 8 Jahren. Zur Familie von Murks gehören die Eltern Mannie und Mollie, ihre Kinder Minnie und Magnus und ihre Großmutter Lady von Murks. Zusammen mit ihrem Butler und ihrem Haustier, dem Vogel Strauß Cedric, leben sie auf dem heruntergekommenen Schloss Murks, das schon seit Jahrhunderten im Familienbesitz ist. Jetzt aber droht die Bank, Schloss Murks zu übernehmen. Um das zu verhindern, muss sich Familie von Murks etwas einfallen lassen.

A squirrel named Bucky, born with buck teeth, is teased by his siblings, calling him Bucktoothed Bucky, until his teeth save the day.

Have you ever had a day when you just hate EVERYTHING? You have? Well, what if you had a friend who helped you to work out that rather than hating everything, you LOVED everything instead? Sounds good, right? Well, THIS book is THAT friend so you might want to listen on!

Listen along as Chocco the Chihuahua gets a special request from the Easter Bunny, and most importantly, he makes a new friend.

Chocco the Chihuahua has a special Christmas when Santa Claus asks him to ride in his sleigh, helping deliver gifts to all the little boys and girls, plus a few furry friends of his own

Like many thirteen-year-olds, Yasmin Bandara doesn’t know what she wants to be when she grows up. Her parents want her to be a doctor, and expect her to focus on school – the only computer game they allow her to play is purely educational (yawn!). Yasmin gets so good at it that the game’s company invites her to play at a national competition. Her friends, teachers, and family are mega excited about the opportunity, but Yasmin’s not!

"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!" In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG — the Flipping Big Gnome! He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big! Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because they're coming for your imagination!

Listen as a little Chihuahua named Chocco moves from his home in town to a new place in the country.

Jacques is a little hedgehog with a BIG secret—he loves wearing underwear! But the hedgehog world has rules...You see, hedgehogs eat grubs. They make nests. They snort with their sniffly snouts. They do NOT. WEAR. UNDERWEAR. So what's a critter to do about his undercover love of underpants? Will Jacques muster the bravery he needs to fully embrace himself and share his love of tighty-whities with the world?

Mina, Reema and Mobeen can’t wait to go on their school trip, an overnight stay at Shiremoor Oaks Adventure Centre...until somebody spooks them with stories about Bertie Blackteeth: who haunts the woods, who sharpens her toenails with twigs, who is waiting to skewer her next unfortunate victim all over with cheese-and-onion crisps! With Bertie Blackteeth lurking and the school bully seeming to have become the teacher’s pet – this trip will test their friendship, courage and love of potato chips to the limit.

Сборник собрал в себя исключительно смешные рассказы различных авторов, среди которых В. Драгунский, Л. Пантелеев, В. Осеева, М. Коршунов, В. Голявкин, Л. Каминский, И. Пивоварова, С. Махотин, М. Дружинина.

Get ready to howl with laughter! In "The Screaming Dog," follow Alfie—the mischievous, ever-joyful brown dachshund—as his explosive, comic yells turn everyday moments into wild, hilarious adventures. This audiobook brings Alfie’s escapades to life with vibrant narration and lively sound effects, from stirring up mayhem at the park and ice cream truck to transforming a fancy gala into a riot of laughter. Perfect for kids, families, and anyone who loves a good animal adventure, this engaging listen captures the spirit of unexpected chaos and heartwarming humor.

Listen as a sweet turkey named Chester prays for a savior before he becomes the Thanksgiving feast.

Once upon a time, in a land where horses were mythical beasts, there lived a unicorn—a Teeny-Weeny Unicorn. He lived with his family in a palace—one that was extra-large for him, full of extra-large rugs and extra-large food. And when his brother and sister played chess, they used him in place of a pawn. When it’s just too much to take, Teeny-Weeny Unicorn runs away—and has a chance encounter with a salty gnome. It's then that he suddenly starts to wonder... IS he teeny weeny? Or is he just the right size?

As Chocco and his furry pals search for new adventures, they make new friends and memories along the way.

Arnie and Goose, two playful Goldendoodle brothers, are on a mission to find their favorite yellow tennis ball. When the ball goes missing in the woods, the duo embarks on an exciting adventure filled with unexpected twists and teamwork. Along the way, they meet chattering squirrels, helpful ducks, and face tricky challenges that test their determination and bond. Will Arnie's boundless energy and Goose's steady support be enough to solve the mystery of the lost ball? Join them in this heartwarming tale of friendship, perseverance, and the power of working together.

Siblings Moose, Sparkle, Rocky, and Tobey are superpuppies. Each pup has a special power that will help them with their mission of keeping humans safe—from super strength to flight to phasing through objects to teleportation. But when the big dogs in their superpack go missing, it’s up to the superpuppies to save the day. Will Sparkle be able to find a human companion to help her?

Tom und Jojo bekommen von einem alten Mann ein Nintendo-Spiel geschenkt — ohne Beschriftung, ohne Spielanleitung, ohne alles. Er verrät ihnen nur so viel: »Egal, was ihr macht, geht nie ohne Bibel!« Es dauert eine Weile, bis sie herausbekommen, was genau er damit gemeint hat. Als sich vor ihrer Zimmertür plötzlich nicht mehr der Flur, sondern eine Wüstenlandschaft befindet, werden die Brüder selbst zu den Helden des Spiels und geraten in das größte Abenteuer ihres Lebens ...

In the small town of Farlow, mysterious advertisements appear for a summer scavenger hunt. Twelve-year-old Maggie and her friends can't wait. They have their team, and more than bragging rights, they want that huge cash prize. On the big day, a strange man welcomes everybody to the game. The first items are ridiculously easy ("An egg? Seriously?"), but they quickly grow more difficult. Even a little scary. Okay, a lot scary. When the game moves to the cemetery, nobody wants to play anymore. Except now it's too late to quit . . .

Don’t be like Ciara, a twelve-year-old girl living in the tiny village of Skael. When she used a spell from within this book, she ended up summoning a dragon. A DRAGON! Those things breathe fire! From their mouths! She’s obviously doomed. And don’t listen if Ciara tells you that dragons won’t hurt humans, and that they even once taught us magic, a thousand years ago. Definitely don’t pay any attention to the fact that the dragon she summoned, Scorch, might be willing to help rescue Ciara’s mother and free her village from the Emperor and his Warden, because it’s all obviously a big lie.

In "Quella Goes Fishing," Joe, an enthusiastic angler, sets out on a bright Saturday morning to catch the elusive muskie, accompanied by his spirited Husky Chow mix, Quella. When a massive muskie strikes, it unexpectedly yanks both Joe and Quella into the water, sending them tumbling into the lake. As Joe frantically searches underwater for Quella, he encounters the circling muskie and struggles with panic, fearing for his dog's safety.

On Halloween night, two ten-year-old boys, Nathan and Scottie, venture inside an abandoned house that’s said to be haunted. Listen as as they try to capture a picture of a real live ghost, but discover something covered in fur instead.

Welcome to Hazard. An ordinary town where strangeness is a way of life. A town where sink holes appear with no warning, where people go missing way too often and where things really DO go bump in the night … To Travis and his classmates, Hazard is home. But when they’re set a school project to investigate the history of the town, they soon realise that something strange and alien lies beneath Hazard. What can they learn from their investigations into the mysterious witch in the woods? And – if the witch does exist – will they make it home to tell the tale…?