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Armageddon: The Musical
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: uncredited
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Abridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
A lot of heavy drinking, bad behaviour, fast car chases, gratuitous sex and violence, bizarre toy fetishism....
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
- Narrated by: uncredited
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 19-04-2006
- Language: English
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The Antipope
- The First Part of the Brentford Trilogy
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Andy Greenhalgh, David Gooderson, Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14
You could say it all started with the red-eyed tramp with the slimy fingers who put the wind up Neville....
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4 out of 5 stars
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fun
- By Anonymous User on 28-09-2022
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The Antipope
- The First Part of the Brentford Trilogy
- Narrated by: Andy Greenhalgh, David Gooderson, Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 26-07-2006
- Language: English
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Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
From the point of view of 2050, you're history....
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5 out of 5 stars
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rankin at his finest
- By Jennifer L. Bergin on 20-06-2022
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Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 26-11-2013
- Language: English
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The Brightonomicon
- By: Robert Rankin, Neil Gardner, Elliott Stein
- Narrated by: David Warner, Rupert Degas, Andy Serkis, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2
This is the tale of two incredible people - one who knows he is incredible and the other who learns to be incredible....
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The Brightonomicon
- Narrated by: David Warner, Rupert Degas, Andy Serkis, Martin Jarvis, Jason Isaacs, Sarah Douglas, Mark Wing-Davey
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 20-07-2019
- Language: English
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The Suburban Book of the Dead
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
The final novel in the Armageddon Quartet and arguably the best of the three....
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The Suburban Book of the Dead
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 13-12-2013
- Language: English
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The Brentford Triangle
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
Omally groaned. "It is the end of mankind as we know it. I should never have got up so early today" and all over Brentford electrical appliances were beginning to fail....
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The Brentford Triangle
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs
- Release date: 22-10-2013
- Language: English
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The Sprouts of Wrath
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 4
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
Amazing, but true: Brentford Town Council, in an act of supreme public-spiritedness (and a great big wodge of folding stuff from a mysterious benefactor) has agreed to host the next Olympic Games....
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The Sprouts of Wrath
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 4
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 4
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 29-10-2013
- Language: English
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They Came and Ate Us
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8
It is the year 2060 and oh no! The world is going to end again....
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They Came and Ate Us
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 06-12-2013
- Language: English
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The Book of Ultimate Truths
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Cornelius Murphy is a big-haired seventeen-year-old tall school leaver, devoted avoider of regular employment and Stuff of Epics....
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5 out of 5 stars
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so unexpectedly funny
- By Martina on 21-11-2022
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The Book of Ultimate Truths
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 17-12-2013
- Language: English
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The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5
The epic conclusion to the epic trilogy - and trilogies do not go out with a bigger bang than this one....
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The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 31-12-2013
- Language: English
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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 5
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5
There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr Stephen Malone....
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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 5
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 5
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 05-11-2013
- Language: English
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The Greatest Show off Earth
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 4
Roll up! Roll Up! You have never seen anything like it in your life. The last thing Raymond expected when he went down to his allotment was to be abducted....
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The Greatest Show off Earth
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 05-09-2014
- Language: English
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East of Ealing
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
Ahead, where once had been only bombsite land, the Lateinos and Romiith building rose above Brentford....
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3 out of 5 stars
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The author is not as good a narrator as he thinks.
- By ngaire booth on 14-11-2022
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East of Ealing
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 29-10-2013
- Language: English
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Raiders of the Lost Car Park
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story4 out of 5 stars 10
Part two of the three-part Epic Adventure - featuring a lost car park, the Hidden King of the World and more conspiracies than you can shake a stout stick at....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Quirky, lively.A romp of the imagination.
- By Amazon Customer on 14-08-2022
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Raiders of the Lost Car Park
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 27-12-2013
- Language: English
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The Garden of Unearthly Delights
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4 out of 5 stars 9
You are now leaving the age of Aquarius please lower your seat when rising from your head. It was something to do with the cycles of history....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Slightly bonkers. Highly enjoyable.
- By Hanna on 17-11-2021
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The Garden of Unearthly Delights
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs
- Release date: 05-09-2014
- Language: English
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 6
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
It has always been John Omally's secret ambition to become a rock star. In his youth he mastered air guitar and wardrobe-mirror posing, but he lacked that certain something. Talent....
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 6
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 6
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 12-11-2013
- Language: English
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A Dog Called Demolition
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8
Danny: The portrait of a surreal killer. Each one of us has an invisible space alien perched upon our shoulders controlling our thoughts....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Your Next Tall Tale
- By Nick on 29-08-2016
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A Dog Called Demolition
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 05-09-2014
- Language: English
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The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 5
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 5
The story of Billy, whose Grandmother left him the "voodoo handbag" in her will, after he had sold her soul to science....
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The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 28-10-2014
- Language: English
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Waiting for Godalming
- Barking Mad Trilogy 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
The Jehovahs have always been a tight-knit family and one of the biggest names in universal property development....
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Waiting for Godalming
- Barking Mad Trilogy 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 24-10-2014
- Language: English
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5
Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderfully weird.
- By QuietNoise on 13-12-2021
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 10-10-2014
- Language: English
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