Walter Witty
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Walter Witty

Comedy & Humour
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Are sports religions? iThink so. And no matter what your religion (the NFL or NBA Dioceses, Baseball, Soccer, Golf or Wiffleball), it is "more than just a game." Or as George Orwell put it, "Sports is war minus the shooting." Hockey fans especially must be watched because they talk roughly, and carry a big stick. So Walter "Mitty" Witty is under deep cover in an undisclosed location far from any church-stadium. Humor to some, horror to others, the succinct truths here can only grant you freedom from TV slavery, allowing you time to actually talk to your neighbors ...instead of just waving before you go inside to watch Sports Center with chicken wings and Jolt Cola.
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