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Kelpie Christmas
- Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 27 mins
- Unabridged
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A short story involving a Celtic water spirit (the kelpie), an assassin, a librarian, a ghost, and a Santa-mugging street gang - a wild weird paranormal romance shoot-em-up story....
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Kelpie Christmas
- Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 2
- Length: 27 mins
- Release date: 13-03-2018
- Language: English
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Grandpa Hated Cats
- Weirder Tales, Book 3
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 23 mins
- Unabridged
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A touching and humorous, and almost-mostly true, short story by Steve Vernon - the man who brought you cat tales. Listen to find out more....
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Grandpa Hated Cats
- Weirder Tales, Book 3
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Series: Weirder Tales, Book 3
- Length: 23 mins
- Release date: 01-05-2019
- Language: English
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The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope
- A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2)
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Just imagine you walk into a cheesy old greasy-spoon diner, the kind that ought to hand out antacid along with a napkin, knife, and fork. You ask the waitress for eggs and bacon, and she brings you a plate with live chicken on it. I mean, feathers and beak and the whole bonanza....
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The Last Few Curls of Gut Rope
- A Tale of Chickens, Eggs, and What Comes Next (Weird Tales, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Series: Weirder Tales, Book 2
- Length: 37 mins
- Release date: 28-03-2019
- Language: English
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The Last Stand of the Great Texas Packrat: A Tale of Books and Obsession
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 25 mins
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Texas Jack Page, on the eve of his 48th birthday, emptied his last seven cartons of books, placing them volume by volume across his front door - a one-man human cask of Amontillado interring himself inside a shining silver Airstream trailer sized aluminum tomb of tomes....
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The Last Stand of the Great Texas Packrat: A Tale of Books and Obsession
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Series: Weirder Tales, Book 1
- Length: 25 mins
- Release date: 06-02-2019
- Language: English
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Trolling Lures
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Brock Hatton
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
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It started out as a simple drive down a country road. Oh sure, Hillman was thinking about suicide. Oh sure, the dead woman is in his back seat was goading him on. What was the point? Why bother living? Who am I? It turns out Coyote has something to say about that. Coyote...and a troll....
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Trolling Lures
- Narrated by: Brock Hatton
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 14-11-2018
- Language: English
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The Tatterdemon Omnibus
- All Three Books of the Tatterdemon Trilogy in One Collection
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her--but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them. The first man died as a gust of wind harrowed the meat from his bones. A root,flung like a dirty javelin, cut a second man down. Many more deaths followed....
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The Tatterdemon Omnibus
- All Three Books of the Tatterdemon Trilogy in One Collection
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 23-10-2018
- Language: English
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Requiem
- The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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This is the final book of the trilogy - a fat monstrous volume of pure undiluted scarecrow terror....
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Requiem
- The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 23-10-2018
- Language: English
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Resurrection
- Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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In 1691, the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her; they shot her; they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive, Thessaly set the field against them....
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Resurrection
- Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 28-08-2018
- Language: English
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Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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In 1691 the town of Crossfall taught the witch Thessaly how to die. They beat her, they shot her, they hung her - but nothing worked. When they finally tried to bury her alive Thessaly set the field against them....
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Revenant: Book one of the Tatterdemon Trilogy
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Series: The Tatterdemon Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 21-08-2018
- Language: English
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Bad Valentines 2
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Tom Burka
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
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Love is one of those four letter words that some people like to throw around - but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town....
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Bad Valentines 2
- Narrated by: Tom Burka
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Release date: 25-07-2018
- Language: English
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Plague Monkey Spam
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Bobby Kaye's life story started and ended with an email, and then the monkey dung hit the fan....
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Plague Monkey Spam
- Narrated by: Rick Gregory
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 21-06-2018
- Language: English
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Not Just Any Old Ghost Story...
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 7
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Dominic Vlasic
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
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Tommy has come home from the city to visit his dad for one last time. He is determined to get to the bottom of all of the secrets that his dad has kept for hidden behind a smokescreen of storytelling and charm. It turns out that some secrets are best left untold....
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Not Just Any Old Ghost Story...
- Steve Vernon's Sea Tales, Book 7
- Narrated by: Dominic Vlasic
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 7
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Release date: 11-05-2018
- Language: English
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
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There is a big old sledding hill not more than two or three good snowballs' worth of distance from our home, just behind Hank Macabee's house. That hill was waiting for me and my brand new toboggan....
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Shotgun Christmas: Two Christmas Tales
- Narrated by: JK Carpenter
- Length: 35 mins
- Release date: 07-05-2018
- Language: English
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Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure
- Kelpie Tales
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 38 mins
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So how does a kelpie, an ex-assassin high school librarian, Santa Claus, and others wind up going toe-to-toe with a Martian Expeditionary Force in a highly unidentifiable flying gravy bowl? Find out....
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Kelpie Snow: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure
- Kelpie Tales
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 3
- Length: 38 mins
- Release date: 27-02-2018
- Language: English
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Kelpie Dreams
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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Meet Lady Macbeth - a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag - eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness....
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Kelpie Dreams
- Narrated by: Cheyenne Bizon
- Series: Kelpie Tales, Book 1
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 15-02-2018
- Language: English
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Bad Valentines
- Three Twisted Love Stories
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: David Woodfin
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around, but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read....
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Bad Valentines
- Three Twisted Love Stories
- Narrated by: David Woodfin
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
- Release date: 20-12-2017
- Language: English
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A Blurt in Time
- The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: David Carroll
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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Burt was certain that if he hadn't hit King Kong with Darth Vader's head, he would not have fallen into that Citadel Hill time-traveling toilet....
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A Blurt in Time
- The Tale of a Time-Traveling Toilet
- Narrated by: David Carroll
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 15-12-2017
- Language: English
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Big Hairy Deal
- A Creep Squad Novel
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
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So what happens when Bigfoot, the Trickster Coyote, the ghost of Sam Steele and the long-lost spirit of The Prophet, brother to the mighty Tecumseh and reincarnated in the form of a giant pink flying Winnebago go toe-to-toe with dark supernatural forces in a cross-Canada battle ranging from Cape Breton to Labrador to Thunder Bay? I'm not saying that it is going to be pretty....
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Big Hairy Deal
- A Creep Squad Novel
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Series: A Creep Squad, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 19-12-2017
- Language: English
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Sea Tales
- Stories to SERIOUSLY Creep You Out
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Stephen Richard Planalp
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
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Maritimers will tell you that there is a story for every wave that has ever washed upon the shoreline. Here are seven of them....
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Sea Tales
- Stories to SERIOUSLY Creep You Out
- Narrated by: Stephen Richard Planalp
- Series: Sea Tales, Book 6
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 16-11-2017
- Language: English
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Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis
- By: Steve Vernon
- Narrated by: Scott Allen
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Here it is. The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. If you think you know the truth behind the Bible Stories you really ought to pick up a copy of this book. If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well....
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Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: The Book of Genesis
- Narrated by: Scott Allen
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 03-11-2017
- Language: English
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