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Johnny's Ridealong
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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It is a fact that the average male bladder can hold approximately a pint of liquid. This quantity is somewhat greater in an Irishman, whose bladder can generally hold at least 750ml, or nearly one and a half pints. However, there are exceptions to every rule....
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Johnny's Ridealong
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 01-08-2022
- Language: English
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Johnny Two Kebabs
- The Prequel
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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An extraordinary event: On June 15, 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, South London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in one minute and 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager....
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Johnny Two Kebabs
- The Prequel
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs), Book 0.5
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
- Release date: 08-03-2022
- Language: English
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How I Found the G Spot
- Johnny Infiltrates a Group of 5G "Activists"
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Length: 2 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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In this second volume of his memoirs, Johnny describes how he infiltrated a dangerous gang of "activists" and thwarted a plot to carry out a series of attacks in the UK. We also learn more about Johnny Two Kebabs "the man" as opposed to just the public figure....
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How I Found the G Spot
- Johnny Infiltrates a Group of 5G "Activists"
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs), Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 08-03-2022
- Language: English
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The Two Kebabs Trilogy
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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In these audiobooks, Johnny exposes the truth about not only how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous "Mixed Doner Murders" case....
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The Two Kebabs Trilogy
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs), Book 1-3
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 22-12-2021
- Language: English
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The Mixed Doner Murders: Johnny catches a killer and does some "diversity training" (Johnny Two Kebabs)
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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This third instalment is arguably the most important volume of Johnny's memoirs as it firmly establishes him as one of the great "thinkers" of modern times. Johnny shares with us some of his insights into the criminal mind and what drives him in his crusade against evil....
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The Mixed Doner Murders: Johnny catches a killer and does some "diversity training" (Johnny Two Kebabs)
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs), Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 14-12-2021
- Language: English
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From Russia with Chilli and Garlic Sauce
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Who is Johnny Two Kebabs? There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists....
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From Russia with Chilli and Garlic Sauce
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs), Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 02-06-2021
- Language: English
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The Badge and the Gun
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.'
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The Badge and the Gun
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs)
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 25-07-2024
- Language: English
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A Very Maggie Christmas: Johnny Meets the Ghost of Margaret Thatcher
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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The strangest episode of Johnny’s adventures so far sees him not only confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher, but also by the mystery surrounding the death of one of his acquaintances....
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A Very Maggie Christmas: Johnny Meets the Ghost of Margaret Thatcher
- Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs)
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 19-01-2023
- Language: English
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The Second Trilogy of Johnny Two Kebabs
- By: Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes, after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager....
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The Second Trilogy of Johnny Two Kebabs
- Narrated by: Kieran Mc Kenna
- Series: The Two Kebabs Trilogy (Johnny Two Kebabs)
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 04-10-2023
- Language: English
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