Dr. Mythomaniac
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Dr. Mythomaniac

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I am a retail pharmacist who endlessly counsels patients on why it’s so important to take medications on time. Somewhere between my college elective teaching me to write medication labels at a third-grade level and a woman standing at my consultation window arguing with me about why her birth control pills are not early (both her and her boyfriend takes one every day for “extra” protection), I realized this (Healthcare) isn’t working. Fast forward to a busy-as-fuck day in the pharmacy, and a patient calls me on the phone. Gasping for air, he requests I get his rescue inhaler ready for his COPD as soon as possible. My technician rushes and prioritizes his prescription, and within 5 minutes, this guy is at my drive-through window. While smoking a cigarette, he asks, “Is my shit ready?” I looked at him and screamed in my mind, “fuck the adults!” However, bad habits from adults pass down to their kids, just like breast milk. To save the generation to come, I started writing children’s pharmacy folk tales, hoping that one day, parents would read them to their kids as bedtime stories. In turn, because the books are easy to understand, the parents might be able to teach their kids complex medical information. Because kids grow up understanding obesity, diabetes, hypertension, hypercholesterolemia, etc., the hope is that they will also learn the lifestyle changes needed to prevent these diseases easily. While I work to refine my second book, included with this cover letter is my first of 5 books. In today’s day and age, kids glean more information from movies and audiobooks than they do from hardcovers.
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