Comedy Instruction

This audiobook contains over 1,280 more jokes to keep you laughing for hours! Here is a sample: My wife said she is leaving on account of my sexual fetishes. I said fine! Slam the door on my c--t on the way out.

For Twilight fans and beyond: the ultimate guide to love and sex, vampire-style. Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love and sex of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love—the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal?

How many heart attacks can a woman have before her spouse becomes suspicious? Sure, that old standby the headache has served both men and women well for years. But aren't you sick of the same old routines? It's time for a change and this guide is the perfect solution. Get ready to discover 10 creative (and hilarious) ways to avoid having sex with your partner!

After the success of the first three volumes, this fourth book comes out with brand-new dirty one liners on practicing oral sex at home or at the office. Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here.

The author of Articles of a Witch Goddess, T. J. Phull, brings to reality a sexy and erotic commentary of games of lust and love. Based on real experiences on dating, the author exposes certain explosive behaviors that start as mischief and ends in betrayal, adultery, and abandonment.

This is a brief guide to penis health and some tips surrounding penis-related issues.

In part two of this hilarious A-Z of sex, Brian and Georgina discuss fanny farts and giant flaps.

The fourth part of Brian and Georgina's A-Z of sex. In this edition, Brian talks about Oedipus, and Georgina gives a few pointers about "pulling back the hood".

The third part of Brian and Georgina's A-Z of sex. In this edition, Georgina reviews a dolphin-shaped vibrator, and Brian looks at the bad carpets in readers wives' snaps.

The fifth part of Brian and Georgina's A-Z of sex. In this edition, topics include facials, Virgin Queens, and how to get a blow job from an aubergine.