Animal Jokes

Jack Goldstein, Jimmy Russell and Kent Harris blast you with their humour cannon with 101 amazing jokes about animals. With subjects such as cats and dogs, horses, farm animals and even dinosaurs, once you've heard all of these you'll have a joke for every occasion. Just make sure you hold onto your head - you don't want to laugh so hard that it falls off!

Follow the adventures of dinosaur tales. These are five cool stories about five different dinosaurs and their fun adventures. This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is fun and exciting, and also includes some funny jokes.

A book of animal jokes, like "What goes 'zzub zzub'? A bee flying backwards."

Get ready to laugh from the farm to the pet store with these silly animal jokes! Laugh-out-loud jokes will have young listeners clamoring for more.

Jamie, Terry, and Sydney have been going to Camp Barkley every summer since they were puppies. But when a new dog named Taylor joins their cabin, Taylor's mean jokes make Jamie feel left out and picked on. Young listeners watch Jamie struggle with Taylor's jokes and learn safe ways to make it stop.

A book of jokes about bugs, including "What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving."

Charlie the Cavalier Books presents the best joke books and child-friendly animal jokes for kids! Charlie the Cavalier is a family-friendly dog that bring smiles to children’s faces. Charlie brings to you family-friendly jokes to make kids and adults smile. Enjoy this book with the children in your life.

All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the best-selling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids will have young animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

Jolly Joke Books presents Farm Animal Jokes - 125 child-friendly farm animal jokes for kids! These jokes will bring smiles to children’s faces. Enjoy this audiobook with the children in your life.

Meet Pete the Pooting Pufferfish, who is on a mission to find acceptance.

This is the first of the series, and we hope you love the entertaining joke book.

In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses.

Help your child become a master at multiplication and division! Take a trip through the jungle, ocean, forest, farm, swamp, and desert in our animal theme version. Discover a gigantic collection of animal- and nature-related riddles. With interesting facts and twists, these riddles will have your child practicing math for hours!

This is a cute and fun book for children of all ages. Each story is entertaining and exciting. There are five short stories and some funny jokes. This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at school or home with friends and family.

Ten-year-old Opie Jones is Very Ordinary. In fact nothing remarkable has ever happened to her, if you don’t count the cat that gives her funny looks from next door (which she doesn’t). So she is naturally very surprised when she is recruited to join The Resistance—a team of superheroes who can read minds, and have a dastardly brainwashing villain to defeat. However it turns out Opie can’t read human minds; she can read animal ones. The other members of the Resistance are very disappointed. And a whole world of animal chat and demands is opening up to her.

In her second hilarious adventure, animal mindreader Opie Jones is off to Scotland to join her dad on the set of his Scottish medical TV show, Highland Docs, accompanied by friends Jackson and Cillian, as well as Margot, the cat with attitude, and Opie’s super-keen new sidekick, Slug (an actual slug). But before they get the chance to try out their acting skills, dastardly villain Varling and his band of brainwashers are back with an evil new plan! Can Opie and the gang (plus a showbiz pig) save the day?

This is a fun collection of questions for kids aged four to seven about all aspects of the natural world. The different groups of simple questions focus on mammals, insects, sea and water creatures, flying and feathered friends, reptiles, our planet, the seasons, trees and plants, animal homes and habitats, and finally some animal and nature jokes.

This is a cat and dog joke audiobook dedicated to cats and dogs, of course.

While walking Bobo to the park, he meets different animals, and funny thoughts come to mind. There are lots of funny kid jokes about birds along the way. Sorry, only the funny ones are in this narrative.

The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy, and a massive assortment of dinosaur and prehistoric jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to listen to and full of laughs!