Ruin Your Life Now

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I Feel That Publisher's Summary

Are you emotionally exhausted for no reason? Do you pick up on other people’s vibes like a human satellite dish? Have you ever locked eyes with a sad-looking dog and suddenly needed therapy?

CONGRATULATIONS! You might be an empath.
(Or just a really tired person who needs a nap. Either way, this book is for you.)

From the chaotically overwhelmed mind of bestselling author Dicholas Chad Pansy comes the first-ever survival guide for empaths who have absolutely no idea how to stop absorbing other people’s problems like an unpaid emotional support sponge.

In this book, you’ll learn:

How to instantly recognize an emotional vampire before they drain your soul dry (Hint: If their text says "Can I vent?" RUN.)

The five stages of realizing you’re an empath: Confusion, Denial, Over-Commitment, Burnout, and Googling "Can I return my empathy?

Why crowded places feel like a sensory assault: (Spoiler: Because they ARE.)

The scientifically unproven but emotionally accurate concept of "Empath Fatigue™"—a condition where you are exhausted, but not from anything you actually did.

How to set boundaries like a functioning adult (But let’s be honest, you won’t.)

A step-by-step guide to ignoring toxic positivity without getting arrested.

BONUS FEATURES:

Empath Bingo! (Check off "Apologized for something that wasn’t my fault," "Cried over a fictional character," and "Overanalyzed a text message for three hours.")

A guide to ghosting narcissists with zero guilt. (Yes, you ARE allowed to disappear.)

Top 10 lies you tell yourself as an empath, starting with "I’m fine."

WARNING: This book will not help you become a better person. It will, however, make you feel less alone while you continue spiraling into emotional exhaustion.

Listen at your own risk.

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 1

    Dead Inside, But Functional cover art
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  • Book 2

    Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours): A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conve

    • Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours): A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 3

    I Feel That cover art

    • I Feel That

    • How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
    • Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
    • Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
    • Release date: 01-04-2025
    • Language: English
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  • Book 4

    Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic) cover art
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  • Book 5

    Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed cover art
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  • Book 6

    How to Be a Debbie Downer: A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows It cover art

    • How to Be a Debbie Downer: A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows It

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 7

    How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t) cover art
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  • Book 8

    I Have No Idea What I’m Doing: A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught) cover art

    • I Have No Idea What I’m Doing: A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught)

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 9

    Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) cover art

    • Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone)

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 10

    Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use The Power Of Affirmations To Destroy Your Life cover art

    • Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use The Power Of Affirmations To Destroy Your Life

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 11

    MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM? : How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap cover art

    • MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM? : How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 12

    12 Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess): A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding co

    • 12 Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess): A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 13

    So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?: A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto cover art

    • So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?: A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 14

    So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage) cover art

    • So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage)

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  • Book 15

    Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47

    • Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times (Ruin Your Life Now Book 15)

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  • Book 16

    Stoicism for the Hopeless: How to Emotionally Flatline Your Way Through Life cover art

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    Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself: How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine cover art

    • Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself: How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine

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  • Book 18

    Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a liability cover

    • Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a liability

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  • Book 19

    We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts) cover art

    • We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts)

    • By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
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  • Book 20

    What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me) cover art
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