Margie Majors: Middle-Aged Vampire Slayer

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The High School Reunion from Hell Publisher's Summary

*A Paranormal Women’s Fiction Mystery*

All Margie Majors ever wanted was the mythical American dream she was taught to want: a hard-working husband, a house in a place that had neighborhood BBQs, a white picket fence, two kids, and a dog. Instead, she got “destiny.” Hers was to be a plus-sized, day-drinking, foul-mouthed, bisexual, retired vampire slayer with crushing debt and no idea what to do with the rest of her life.

The hard-working husband: Separated.

The house: For Sale. The BBQ: Not enough alcohol in the world.

The dog: A vampire pitbull named Vlad the Impaler because he humps everything in sight.

The two kids: One smart-mouthed stepdaughter named Ryder who… who is actually pretty great.

But the rest sucks.

And with her twenty-fifth class reunion coming up and nothing to show for it, what’s a retired vampire slayer to do? Nothing out of the ordinary. Step in crap like she always does by dancing with her soon to be ex-husband in the high-school gym, literally tripping over a dead body, and making out with a pretty vampire who was once her arch-enemy, and who is most likely the killer.

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