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Oh snap, you just got a fart in your stocking. Whoever gave it to you is pretty awesome. Now take some time to learn some fart facts, like the speed of farts, who farts more - men or women, fart entertainers, yoga poses for passing gas, and other fun fart facts for someone's Christmas stocking. Oh yeah, you just farted on their stocking.

Timmy was a little boy who longed for a special friend. He was bored all of the time. His father came home from work one day, and he noticed his son sitting on the porch by himself. He knew that his son was bored, so he offered to play some baseball with him until dinner. After dinner Timmy did his homework and went to bed. After he was asleep, his parents discussed getting him a new friend. Does Timmy get a new friend? Where do they go after school? What happens at the end?

One day, a police officer was called to a small house. At first, he did not understand why he had been called. He made his way into the backyard and then he found a small dog house by the garage. He found a little injured dog. What did the officer do? Where did the little dog go? What happens at the end? Listen and find out for yourself!

Dino was working on a new project up in his room. His mother told him that he should go out and enjoy the day with his little friends. He told his mother that he was working on a project up in his room and he would play later. He ran upstairs to his room in the cave. He worked up there for hours. What was he creating for his new project? Did he ever go back outside and play with his friends? What happens at the end? Listen on and find out for yourself!

I hope that a peek through my little black book of HR will spare you, dear listener, a few bloody noses in your HR career or shave a few degrees off of your learning curve.

These stories are sure to open your "mind's eye" and engulf your senses of things unseen...and unknown. Imagination is a wonderful thing, and I encourage you to let yours loose and create pockets of wonder or places of escape: happy places in the light of day, or as in these stories, on the slightly darker side.

Hi. My name is Ted, but all the children in the area call me "Pop Pop". I am a storyteller and songwriter, and have included two of my favorite stories in this audiobook. "Pop Pop's Pond" and "Russ the Hippopotamus" are two fun and educational stories, both inspired by my grandchildren. I hope you get as much enjoyment and entertainment from listening to this book as I have had in creating it.

If you want to learn how to write captivating feature articles then, check this How To Write Feature Articles guide. From this step-by-step audiobook, you will: discover the writer in you, develop well-written feature articles, gain an idea on how to write different types of feature articles, learn tips when writing your feature article, learn possible sources when writing feature articles, know the qualities of a good feature article writer, and much more.

What are positive affirmations? An affirmation is anything that you think or say. This means that even your negative thoughts and words are affirmations. People have become used to thinking negatively, thus resulting in negative experiences and situations. It is important to retrain the mind to think only of good and positive things, so that only positive would also come out of the mouth. This is how you will change your life.