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A Masked Chicken MisadventureThe Masked Chicken is a hero, or he thinks he is he needs help on a case so he asks all his friends who are busy will he find anyone who is not busy. This is a farce staring the Masked Chicken the serial pest of the Magicians who is more likely to get in trouble than solve any case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake gets an new tv show called The Blake Report. Blake talks about chicken case. Lance snr's family are sad Neighbours is ending and Lance thinks he's finally lost Neighbours bad influence as he see it and jnr get a Neighbours box set for them to watch from the Masked Chicken.Snr depressed seeing it. A mad vigilante goes after the Masked Chicken for getting custody of his kid to his wife who he later killed. the Rose the Chicken's better half tries to keep alive and with Jnr they try to capture the killer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The People From The Center of the Earthand sequel Solsticewith an Easter Egga funny outtake from the making of The People From The Center of the Earth Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A book can end the universeThe main narrator the author and Alexa played by Addison Fell.The day began like most others. Blake Alexander yawned as he got ready for work at Charing Cross Hospital. Where he was the coroner in charge of the morgue.His wife was on holiday without him in America so it would be lonely at work.He heard the doorbell and dashed to answer the door.He found at it a slightly nervous man a Postman."Hello," Blake said wondering why he was nervous."Here is a letter for you sir," said the postman, "please don't take my life yet I have some paperwork to do. It's my will."Blake...

Shadow PlayBlake Alexander and his son Lance the Necromancer meet a celebrity ghost Federici the ghost who haunts Melbourne's famous Princess Theater ghost because he spooked a reaper who was taking him to the afterlife."You don't know the Phantom of the Opera?" Blake chuckled."Yeah Gaston Leroux wrote it and it was performed here as a musical yonks ago. He is not real," said Lance."No not that one Frederick Baker," said Blake."Fredrick Baker?" asked Lance puzzled."Federici the Phantom of the Princess Theater," said Blake."Federwhatsi?" Lance said."Reech ee, Federici he's called," Blake said...

How can the dead commit robbery?"It's dark tonight I hope we aren't seen," a man said to his partner in crime."It's like the old days we climb in a window and pray not to get caught," said the thief who was known as the Chameleon to his partner the Cat as they stealthily walked through the garden of their mark."The room is the third window on the second story," said the Cat examining the building. The Chameleon tested the strength of a lattice leading to it going up the wall.This should work I'm surprised people are so careless with security," the Chameleon said laughing. They climbed up the ...

Stranger Than You ThinkWhen a strange relative moves into the family home of the goth the prince of darkness with the blessing of his father he finds out the stranger is stranger than he could imagine.Gothic ShadesThe prince of darkness tells his dad a grim reaper he is being haunted by the ghost of his dead girlfriend and only he can see her how will his father take her to the afterlife when he can't see her?The Rise of the NecromantorThe Gothic emo Prince of Darkness called Mr Average has grown up and took up the family business as a stage Illusionistwhen his wife, his assistant in his act ...

The Manchurian CandidateA darkly funny Christmas story. It was a strange day when Blake Alexander found out about this odd case everyone at his hospital wanted to decorate the hospital for Christmas drunk on the Christmas cheer.But that was nothing the reapers were trying to get the after life business in line with fate's decree that they celebrate Christmas with reapers collecting people as Santa Clauses which Blake was totally against. To him it was an anathema. He felt like scrooge It was getting so Christmasy the people at the hospital had stopped calling him Dr Death on the upside but on ...

The Last DanceThe King of Doom sees a horrific mass shooting and tries to stop it by infiltrating the dance night.Can he stop it or will his attempt to stop it kill him?The Grudge"I can't see you attacking a woman why don't you defend yourself Blake," said Blake's lawyer. "I never said I did, Gabriel," said Blake Alexander, "everyone is accusing me of fighting with her but she started the scuffle messed up herself attacked me and screamed I was attacking her on a crime scene.""I believe you!" said the lawyer."I pay you to believe me," said Blake gruffly"and yet I still believe you," said ...

The Plague Doctor is set in the age of the great plague starring the time traveler Blake Alexander from the Magicians series he is a near-immortal warlock and doctor from the future who has been trapped in the past and has lived from the days of King Arthur til then. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There were whispers that the reaper king Mortimer once lost his human form, his body, his shell. Among the reapers, rumors changed it to his soul being stolen.This is what really happened... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr. Dr Death, The Coroner, and Dante, his assistant suspect there is a vampire in the hospital he works in they hunt for them who will end up dead in the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"How is the blood drive going?" asked a doctor called Dr. Death at the local hospital where he worked."Good," said Astra who ran it with her husband Max."It is a bit odd?" said Dr. Death."What?" asked Astra."Vampires running a blood drive," said Dr. Death."We are doing this for a good cause," said Astra Queen of vampires."What you and Max get free feed on tap?" asked Dr. Death."No food for the poor vampires of Queens Cross," said Astra."Blake how it going," asked her husband Max."Good," said Dr. Death, "you know the Red Fox will be up in arms If he realized this is for vampires.""He's police ...

Blake is in a hit-and-run and left for dead in the brush on the side of the road in the mountains near where he lives he would have been unfound but his soul is a grim reaper he visits his son for help was it a mistake? Will he die or live? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Last Day On EarthThe Necromantor, Prince Jasper has his worst vision yet it is the end of the Earth in a galactic war when an assassin kills the king of the Earth the galactic emperor. He must save the emperor and the Earth and the universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Babysitting is HellWhen the king of the grim reapers take his young great-granddaughter the princess of vampires to the afterlife to babysit her as he worked he didn't expect it would end up with him and his assistant hunting for blood.The Princess of DarknessVampires Queen Astra and King Max of Vampires's daughter is on her first day at kindergarten will this ankle biter be a pain in the neck?"Hurry up Astry we're late!" cried Astry Starfire's Mum, "get in the car."Astry jumped in her Mum's car."You remember every thing?" asked her mother Astra, Queen of Vampires."Yes Mum," Astry said.," got ...

An American Indian Chief finds out Max Starfire, one of the Magicians is a werewolf and wants to kill him as he is a skinwalker aka a werewolf will Max die? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I hear you could break out of jail if you wanted to," said the guard. "Yes it's easy but where's the fun in that," said Lance smiling impishly. "What fun can you have in jail?" asked the Kingpin. "Not been here long enough for it to be a bore yet," Lance said who was having fun messing with their minds. "I will not do it!" Lance Alexander to his uncle Sergeant Simon Alexander-Drax. "It's alright! You won't be there long!" said his uncle. "Then you go there!" said Lance shortly. Lance's dad the coroner walked into the room. "I can't!" said Lance digging his boots into the floor. "You ...

"Stand and deliver your money or your life," The voice yelled. When the coach stopped she leapt out of the coach to see the driver being murdered with a single shot to the heart. For no other reason than that he didn't stop quickly enough. She was now nervous. This was the feared killer highwayman Terrence the Terror of Essex. "Hand over your loot! Either give it to me now or I will take it from your body!" Terrence the Terror said to her. She did so quickly. Out of the coach stepped an angry Sir Justin. "That's enough Terry. Give it all back !" said Sir Justin. This startled the Terror who ...

First StoryThe RequiemBlake is dead and his spirit Mortimer the Grim Reaper goes to his own funeral only problem is his drunk. How mad will it get?"Why are you here it is not respectful to the dead or family and friends, Mortimer, you can't be here," said the deadman's best friend to a grim reaper who he knew was the soul of the deadman. "It's my party I can be here, Mass," said the drunk reaper. "You're drunk, you shouldn't come in," said Max Starfire. "I'm not drunk! I didn't know you had a twin?" said the reaper looking at an invisible nonexistent man induced by drink. "I don't I'm an only ...