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The world was once a dull place without color. Everything was black and white and boring! One day, Mrs. Luminosity Sinclair decided to use magic and joy to create the Color Factory! It pumped beautiful and vibrant colors into the world. The world now had color, but some did not like this change. The Xenophobe Society (a group of old men that despised change) decided to take action to prevent it. They created evil robots to destroy the Color Factory. Can Captain Color prevent their attack and save the Color Factory?

Noah is a normal six-year-old boy living a very normal life. Little does he know that today everything will change! One day, Noah comes home from school to see that his Uncle Eric is in town. Uncle Eric is a magician and traveler. Uncle Eric gives Noah a gift from his adventures in Japan. It's a magic pencil he acquired in an underwater volleyball match with a mermaid named Carl. What will Noah draw first?

Bloof is a small, round white puff of fur. He is a poof, but what is a poof? Join Bloof on his adventure to find out what a poof is and learn about the lesson of being yourself. Bloof learns that being "one of a kind" is a good thing! Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

Every year Santa is so busy delivering presents to all the boys and girls around the world. In fact he is so busy that he overlooks Marshmallow the snowman and all the woodland animals deep in the forest. Berry the Cardinal comes up with a plan to get Santa's attention. All the forest animals and snow people team up to make this a very unforgettable Christmas.

Jelly-Boo is purple monster with a very big heart. She notices there are lots of boy and girl monsters roaming around, but there is not a school for them. She decides to create her own school and teach all the monster kids how to use their personal talents to be the best they can be!

Every year at the North Pole Santa Claus, the elves, and reindeer work very hard to make Christmas a special time for all the boys and girls in the world. Join in on the fun and find out what happens on this very special Christmas. This book is perfect for listening aloud with friends and family. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children.

Every year we make our wishlists and send them to Santa. We wait patiently for Santa to deliver our presents. But... Have you ever thought about what Santa goes through to make all this happen? You will LOVE these fun Christmas stories about Santa's big adventure!

Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean knock knock jokes for kids. This funny audiobook is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Children will love listening aloud with friends and family.

Every year around this time, something special happens in the forest. When the leaves begin to change color, the animals come together to celebrate. Join in on the fun and find out what happens on this very special time of year! This is a fun, listen-aloud kid's book. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children. This cute children's audiobook is perfect as a bedtime story and for listening aloud with friends and family!

Follow the adventures of Chompy the shark and his best friends (Jilly the jellyfish, Buzz the swordfish, Slick the seal, and Flashy the starfish). Chompy didn't always have friends, because most of the sea creatures were afraid of him. Find out how he made friends!

Every year near Thanksgiving, Tom Turkey counts down the days in hiding. Thanksgiving is a stressful time of year for a turkey! Especially when a hunter named Carl is chasing you. Tom refers to him as Jerk McJerkface or "Jerky". These stories are especially great for sharing with friends and listening aloud at home!

This is the story of a friendly snowman named Icy who had a Christmas dream of his very own. Not so long ago, on a cold December day, Icy stood in the forest, wishing on stars in the sky. "More than anything, I want a pet penguin," he whispered. While his friends laughed at him, Icy believed Santa would make his wish come true....

Yoshi is a kid ninja with high ambition. He wants to become the best ninja he can be, but he does not know where to start. Yoshi asks the Master Ninja for help, and he gives him a special scroll with all the answers. Does Yoshi have what it takes to become an excellent ninja?

Monsters usually get a bad reputation for being scary and mean, but not all monsters are like that. Some monsters are friendly and fun. Some monsters like to play and run. And some monsters will help you get your homework done. Learn about all the fun and nice things that monsters can do for you!

From the number one best-selling author Arnie Lightning comes a brand-new Halloween joke collection with lots of spooky Halloween jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will cackle at all the jokes about monsters, ghouls, witches, ghosts, zombies, and more. Arnie's witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 Halloween edition to make your little ghouls and goblins laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything Halloween. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook, full of clean Thanksgiving jokes for children.

Sammy and Tammy (Santa's special Christmas elves) have the toughest job in all the North Pole, besides Santa's job, of course. They are Santa's executive helper elves. When children ask for special gifts that can't be made by Santa or the elves, it's their job to find a way to make their wish come true!

Christmas is almost here, and the excitement is all around. Do you remember your best Christmas ever? Make this Christmas your best Christmas ever! These fun Christmas stories and activities are sure to help you. Follow along and learn a few new ways to really enjoy this special time of year!

Christmas is almost here and the excitement is all around. The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories about Tinsel the Christmas elf. Each story is about Tinsel and his fun-filled adventures. Tinsel loves Christmas more than any other elf and wants to spread the holiday cheer with all the boys and girls in the world!

The stories about Santa's helpers! Sammy and Tammy (Santa's special Christmas elves) have the toughest job in all the North Pole, besides Santa's job of course. They are Santa's executive helper elves. When children ask for special gifts that can't be made by Santa or the elves, it's their job to find a way to make their wish come true!