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Selena is having a weird day. It starts off simple enough, with a few household items disappearing mysteriously, but things quickly turn heartbreaking when Selena’s office excludes her from a queer team-building workshop. According to Selena’s new boss, her current hetero-presenting relationship invalidates her bisexuality. Now Selena is on a mission to shake up the system and prove her new boss wrong, but as things continue to disappear around her, she realizes there’s more going than meets the eye.

Lizzy Hennet is a young lesbian searching for true love, but her options are limited in England at the turn of the nineteenth century. Fortunately, a notorious matchmaker named Mrs. Bingo has moved to town, and Lizzy is thrilled to attend one of her mixers. Arriving at the ballroom, however, Lizzy discovers Mrs. Bingo’s methods are quite unusual. Lizzy will be meeting several suiters, but the only thing she’ll see is their butt.

Heckard is a bounty hunter tasked with finding and tracking down A.N.D.R.O.I.D.S, also known as Apparently Non-Detectible Representations Of In-Disguise Sasquatches. These bigfeet have blended in with human society, and it takes a trained eye to root them out. After a solid tip, Heckard heads to Seattle to interview a potential bigfoot using the notorious Butt Vamp Test. It all starts as a routine procedure, but it’s not long before Heckard finds herself falling for this beautiful opera singer who may or may not be a sasquatch.

After moving cross-county to Billings, Montana, Riley is desperate to make new friends and cultivate a support system. This search leads her to find the Billings Bisexual Buddies, an activity group for local bisexuals. Unfortunately, when Riley arrives she finds herself faced with an invasive questionnaire in order to “confirm” her bisexuality, and the skepticism only grows when Riley reveals her limited physical experience with the same gender. The group then suggests Riley pump up her numbers by heading out on a date with a beautiful sentient gate named Heather.

The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: Love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice-Hugo Award-nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn, and living object partners. Collected here are seven such tales of lesbian love from deep within The Tingleverse, each one guaranteed to give you an erotic tingle down the spine.

Harper is always on the go, efficiently working her way through life without a second of wasted time. It’s made her very successful, but it’s also made her careless. And soon enough, Harper discovers that she’s completely lost track of the present. Harper’s friend suggests getting a plant to take care of, hoping this could be a meditative experience for Harper. At first, it was, but soon enough, this sexy houseplant is introducing herself as Kobla, and bringing Harper along on an erotic, lesbian adventure.

Lena hates the idea of a weekend in Vegas, but she’s willing to put on a smile, and pretend for her friend Drimble’s bachelorette party in Sin City. When the ladies split up and start to gamble, Lena’s just too logical to play something where the odds are against her. But that’s when she stumbles upon the high-roller poker room. Now, Lena is playing heads up poker with a gorgeous lesbian unicorn, walking the line between strategic table talk and flirting. Things come to a head when the beautiful unicorn pushes all in on Lena....

After returning to her small town of Christmas Falls from a life in the big city, Kelsi is hoping to start fresh with her very own chocolate milk brewery. Things are going well, but when she receives a letter from a secret admirer and instructions to wait until Christmas before opening, her business skyrockets. Everyone in town is wondering who Kelsi’s Christmas admirer might be. Could it be the sentient manifestation of a holiday film featuring a vanilla couple on the cover who works across the street at a rival chocolate milk brewery?

Sarah is on her way home for Hanukkah with the family, but as a terrible storm sweeps across the United States, flight delays quickly transform into flight cancellations. Fortunately, a beautiful living dreidel by the name of Zelda is there to offer Sarah a ride, but when Sarah spins to determine just how far, she lands on “hei” for halfway. Now the two of them are growing more and more aroused on this interstate road trip. When it’s time for Sarah to go, her loving lesbian dreidel hopes to warm Sarah up for the rest of the journey with a hardcore ass-eating encounter!

Jessica Porpo is a respected restaurant critic who is finally getting burned out on her job. After years of fancy, overwrought menus that ooze with pretention, Jessica is taking a well-deserved vacation to a small town in the mountains with simple foods and a relaxing atmosphere. Things are going great until Jessica discovers that a local dinosaur named Reba has opened a restaurant that’s as experimental and overblown as they come. Her curiosity piqued, Jessica pays Reba a visit with the intention of slamming her food.

Sarah and her wife Alice love Halloween and all things spooky, but their friends are not quite as excited about this upcoming season. After a series of canceled plans, the lesbian couple are feeling frustrated, but when they meet their new neighbors, they immediately find the perfect double date in the form of these beautiful sentient candy corns.

After a year locked down and socially distanced, there’s nothing Rachel’s looking forward more than the day her favorite local movie theaters can safely reopen. When that day finally arrives, however, she finds herself struggling to make a very important decision: which movie will she see first?

Jessica is a blogger who preaches the values of slowing down and taking it easy. Unfortunately, she’s having a hell of a time getting any work done as a loud and fast sports car continues to zoom by her house, shaking it to the very foundation. Determined to but a stop to this racket, Jessica soon finds herself in a direct confrontation with the culprit but loses her motivation when she realizes just how gorgeous and charming this cherry red living sports car actually is.

Summer is here, and Jenny can’t wait to hit the local community pool. It’s her first day back in the water, and she’s thrilled to see all of the new faces this year. When she notices the new lifeguard, a beautiful ancient megalodon shark named Beeba, Jenny is entranced, which causes her to drown.

The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: Love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice Hugo Award-nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn, and living-object partners. Collected here are seven such tales of lesbian love from deep within The Tingleverse; each one guaranteed to give you an erotic tingle down the spine.

Most people think of habits as harmful problems worth breaking away from, but there are plenty of good habits, too! Kara would love to start washing her hands, but it’s simply not a part of her daily routine. Unfortunately, this lack of care ends up infecting Kara with a variety of illnesses. Fed up with her own unhealthy ways, Kara sets out to make sure she doesn’t forget this important hygiene task, by meeting up with the beautiful physical manifestation of washing her hands!

When Lindsey is offered company tickets to a big game of her favorite baseball team, The Lobsters, she can’t believe her luck. Even more amazing, however, is the man she finds herself sitting next to. Now, the physical manifestation of Ketchup is chatting it up with Lindsey, and erotic tensions are high, but when Ketchup offers some of his own tomato goodness for Lindsey’s empty hot dog, she finds herself craving more. That’s when the beautiful manifestation of Mustard arrives, and soon enough, Lindsey finds herself enjoying both condiments.

During a routine checkup at the doctor, Johanna finds herself on the receiving end of some terrible news. Thanks to an exclusive intake of soda, she no longer has any blood left in her veins - only fuzzy cola. To remedy this, her doctor suggests immediately switching over to La Groix, a lightly flavored zero calorie carbonated water alternative. Unfortunately, Joanna quickly discovers everyone is sold out of the stuff. Desperate for water, Johanna finds herself going right to the source.

Allison has been highly trained in the realm of manners and etiquette and is desperate for a job in hospitality. Unfortunately, England is all out of jobs, prompting her to embark on a journey to the new world and a position at Billings Manor. Once arriving in Billings, however, Allison is treated without a shred of dignity from her new boss, Mrs. Glibber.

Polly is in need of a vacation, and she hopes that a week on the lake with her girls is enough to push away the bad vibes of a recent breakup. Unfortunately, Polly still can’t seem to relax. After a meta conversation with the author of this book, however, Polly suddenly realizes that she’s a character in Chuck Tingle’s very first lesbian Tingler and then springs into action with a jet ski rental on the lake, hoping to seize the day.