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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- By: Tim Elmore
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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Today's Generation iY (teens brought up with the Internet) and Homelanders (children born after 9/11) are overexposed to information at an earlier age than ever and paradoxically are underexposed to meaningful relationships and real-life experiences. Artificial Maturity addresses the problem of what to do when parents and teachers mistake children's superficial knowledge for real maturity. The audiobook is filled with practical steps that adults can take to furnish the experiences kids need to balance their abilities with authentic maturity.
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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 09-07-2020
- Language: English
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Who's Killing the Great Writers of America?
- By: Robert Kaplow
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
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What do best-selling writers Sue Grafton, Danielle Steel, and Tom Clancy all have in common? They’ve all been shockingly murdered in a manner both gruesome and appropriate to their style. Now, an extremely paranoid Stephen King is convinced that he will be the next victim....
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Who's Killing the Great Writers of America?
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 10-12-2019
- Language: English
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Murder in America
- A Coast to Coast Collection of Murder and Mayhem
- By: Whitley Strieber, William F. Nolan, Jon A. Breen, and others
- Narrated by: Arte Birney, David Johnson, Perry King, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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A collection of coast-to-coast murder and mayham, including these unabridged short stories: "Vaudeville" by Whitley Strieber, read by Roddy McDowell; "Lucky Day" by Mary Higgins Clark, read by Betsy Palmer; "Starstruck" by Jon A. Breen, read by James Stacy; "Snookered" by Gerald Tomlinson, read by David Birney; "It Was Bad Enough" by Ron Goulart, read by Arte Johnson and Gee Whiz; "My Lovely" by Betty Buchanan, read by Joan Rivers.
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Murder in America
- A Coast to Coast Collection of Murder and Mayhem
- Narrated by: Arte Birney, David Johnson, Perry King, Roddy McDowall, Betsy Palmer, Joan Rivers, James Stacy
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 14-12-2018
- Language: English
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Murder on the Aisle
- The 1987 Mystery Writers of America Anthology
- By: Joan Richter, Isak Romun, Henry Slesar, and others
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Perry King, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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Prepare to be entertained by a host of Hollywood celebrities reading the finest collection of short mystery stories surrounding the world of entertainment.
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Murder on the Aisle
- The 1987 Mystery Writers of America Anthology
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Perry King, Roddy McDowall, Joan Rivers
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 14-08-2017
- Language: English
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Different Kinds of Dead, and Other Tales
- By: Ed Gorman
- Narrated by: Rex Linn, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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This collection of short stories displays Ed Gorman's talents as a masterful storyteller across a range of genres.
A mysterious and beautiful girl who teaches arrogant young men about true love, a lonely traveling salesman who learns that his passenger is Death, children who can absorb the psychic pain of their parents, a desperately pursued serial killer who hides his face under gauze in a hospital room, and a woman who loves the alien infant nobody else wants - these stories and 10 others make up this collection by award-winning author Ed Gorman. Here are stories that led him to be called "one of the best" by Dean Koontz and "one of the most original writers in crime fiction today" by Kirkus Reviews. Here, you'll find the extraordinary range of storytelling skill and powerful emotions that won Gorman the prized International Fiction Award.
Included in Different Kinds of Dead, and Other Tales are "Different Kinds of Dead", "Deathman", "A Girl Like You", "Loverboy", "Muse", "Riff", "The Brasher Girl", "Survival", "Masque", "Second Most Popular", and others.
This collection reveals the extraordinary range of storytelling skill and powerful emotions that won Gorman the prized International Fiction Award. His protagonists, gritty and gruff, are strangely likable, and his writing, according to Mystery News, is "powerful, disturbing, [and] often poetic".
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Different Kinds of Dead, and Other Tales
- Narrated by: Rex Linn, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk, Stefan Rudnicki, Stephen Hoye, Aaron Johnston
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 26-04-2016
- Language: English
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Classic Stories of the American West
- By: Stephen Crane, Bret Harte, Jack London
- Narrated by: David Birney, Robert Forster, Arte Johnson, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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This collection features a selection of classic short stories and poems by legendary Western authors Stephen Crane, Bret Harte, and Jack London.
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Classic Stories of the American West
- Narrated by: David Birney, Robert Forster, Arte Johnson, Stephen Hoye, Stefan Rudnicki, William Windom, Rex Linn, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 07-04-2016
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Funniest Stuff
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Shadoe Stevens
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Here is the absolute best of Dave Barry; selections from four of his most popular books, including the hilarious Guide to Guys. Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe....
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Dave Barry's Funniest Stuff
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Shadoe Stevens
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 06-01-2015
- Language: English
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Trust Me on This
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
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What would it take to lure a serious young newswoman from a respectable New England paper to the most notorious supermarket tabloid in America? The call of journalistic adventure? How about a promise of a salary that's triple what she's making? En route to her new job at the Weekly Galaxy, Sara Joslyn stumbles across a bloody corpse in a Buick Riviera. A big story? Not at this paper. The problem is compounded when the dead man vanishes, Buick and all.
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Trust Me on This
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 12-10-2009
- Language: English
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New Treasury of Great Humorists
- By: Dave Barry, Jonathan Winters, George Burns, and others
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Art Buchwald, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 48 mins
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From the grand old man of comedy, George Burns to the up-to-the minute observations of today's everyman, Dave Barry, these great humorists share one thing in common: their very individual, often raucously funny perception of the world around them. Laugh and enjoy!
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New Treasury of Great Humorists
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Art Buchwald, George Burns, Andrei Codrescu, Bill Geist, Garrison Keillor
- Length: 3 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 28-09-2009
- Language: English
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There's a Country in My Cellar
- By: Russell Baker
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Today, as the years have passed, readers and listeners have become increasingly passionate about Russell Baker's writing, addicted to his columns and fanatic in their admiration of him. Here is the best of the best of Russell Baker, arranged into a dozen different themes that give us a view of American life at once wise and most amusing.
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There's a Country in My Cellar
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 01-10-2009
- Language: English
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Murder in America
- By: Jon A. Breen, Ron Goulart, William F. Nolan, and others
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Perry King, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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Stories by Seven Renowned American mystery writers offer a delightful mix of mystery, suspense and murder in this new anthology.
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Murder in America
- Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Perry King, Betsy Palmer, Joan Rivers
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 19-06-2009
- Language: English
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Toasts
- By: Paul Dickson
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
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For nearly 30 years, Paul Dickson's Toasts has been the the perfect reference for any occasion where one needs to raise a glass. Organized by category, it contains sayings famous and profound, suitable and sentimental. Covering births, weddings, graduations, and other events both major and minor, Dickson also provides a history of the toast, and a guide on how to do it well. Revised for the first time since 1991, this new audio edition of Toasts is as useful as ever.
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Toasts
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 09-03-2013
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Worst Songs and Other Hits
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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Dave Barry didn't know what he was letting himself in for when he invited his Legion of Alert Readers to submit their nominees in the Bad Song Survey. "Song badness," he soon learned, "is an issue that Americans care deeply about."Now John Ritter and Arte Johnson present for you the songs that Americans love to hate. There is Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Band's "Young Girl" ("Young girl, get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line..."), which is not to be confused with "Woman", and "This Girl Is a Woman Now"....
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Dave Barry's Worst Songs and Other Hits
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 13-04-2012
- Language: English
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Bad Dogs Have More Fun
- Selected Writings on Family, Animals and Life from the Philadelphia Inquirer
- By: John Grogan
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Bad Dogs Have More Fun is an unforgettable collection of more that 75 newspaper columns by John Grogan, the number-one New York Times best-selling author of Marley & Me. Combining humor, wit, poignancy and affection, these columns provide insight into the intriguing and wonderful world we live in.
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Bad Dogs Have More Fun
- Selected Writings on Family, Animals and Life from the Philadelphia Inquirer
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 05-05-2009
- Language: English
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Revenge of the Christmas Box
- A Parody
- By: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
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If there's even a smidgen of Scrooge in your psyche, just say, "Bah-Humbug!" and laugh at this satire of the treacly best seller, The Christmas Box. Among the variations on the theme are: The Christmas Vox, in which a young man finds himself having phone sex with Ms. Santa Claus; The Christmas Jury Box, a touching memoir by a sequestered O.J. juror who misses her fruitcake; and The Christmas Box Lunch, the touching tale of a caterer's X-mas. You'll be pleased to learn that the true meaning of Christmas is receiving.
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Revenge of the Christmas Box
- A Parody
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Release date: 15-12-1999
- Language: English
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The Best of Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine, July-August 2003
- By: Paul Di Filippo, Al Michaud, Benjamin Rosenbaum, and others
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Jason Cole, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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The seven stories that represent Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine's July and August 2003 issues exhibit an unusual diversity of almost familiar worlds.
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The Best of Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine, July-August 2003
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Jason Cole, Harlan Ellison
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 03-07-2003
- Language: English
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Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
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Now is not the time to start that fitness program! Instead, laugh along with humorist Dave Barry as he debunks, demotivates, and delights on the subject of fitness. Hear his inimitable views on exercise ("the best time would be the first thing after Easter, but not the one coming up"), weights ("big-time lifters have turned into 400-pound hairy sweaty shapeless grunting masses of tissue. And the men are even worse"), and much more.
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Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 16-12-1999
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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When Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. And when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back! Pulitzer Prize-winning author and columnist Dave Barry gets more response from readers than any other writer in the United States. And now the absolute best of Dave Barry is available, complete with those items sent in by Dave's legion of Alert Readers all across the country. But Dave Barry doesn't only talk back to readers. He talks back to traffic cops, dentists, doctors, Congress, and his very dumb dogs.
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 15-12-1999
- Language: English
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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
- How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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Dave Barry exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960's that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest. His new book gives parents-to-be the hard facts they need. He examines the new federal law requiring prospective fathers to free themselves from their self-made macho prison - to laugh, cry, love and just generally behave like certified wimps.
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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
- How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 14-08-2009
- Language: English
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Mr. Spaceman
- By: Robert Olen Butler
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
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Pulitzer Prize-winning author Robert Olen Butler tells a magical and humorous contemporary fable that captures the state of humanity at the cusp of a new millennium - as seen through the uniquely sensitive perspective of an empathetic extraterrestrial. An audible.com audio exclusive!
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Mr. Spaceman
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 30-05-2000
- Language: English
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