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The hilarious series from best-selling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton - sure to get kids laughing! All four chapter books from the hilarious Fart Monster and Me series! The Crash Landing: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Are those clouds shaped like bottoms?! Nothing exciting has ever happened in Ben Dugan's backyard. The New School: Stone Beach Primary is not ready for Ben Dugan and his new best friend. The Birthday Party: Birthday parties should be fun, not smelly. The Class Excursion: That's what Uranus looks like? It's not shaped like a butt!

As one of the strategists behind the famous 2012 RNC “autopsy,” Miller conducts his own forensic study on the pungent carcass of the party he used to love, cutting into all the hubris, ambition, idiocy, desperation, and self-deception for everyone to see. In a bracingly honest reflection on both his own past work for the Republican Party and the contortions of his former peers in the GOP establishment, Miller draws a straight line between the actions of the 2000s GOP to the Republican political class's Trumpian takeover, including the horrors of January 6th.

Renee Miller and Tim Beissinger, also known as @thruhikers, share their experiences exploring the outdoors—hiking, backpacking, canoeing, and camping—with millions of people. They break down every aspect of their adventures—trail routes, gear, and more—and share stories from their time out on the trail.

This year brings 22 more in-your-face stories that break boundaries and trash taboos, transgressive tales you can't "unread" (as Chuck Palahniuk says). Some of the stories you'll find here are loaded with very graphic descriptions of violence, sex, and depravities, while others may contain only one shocking moment of brutality. In others, the hardcore aspect may be less graphic and subtler than you might expect. Some of these quieter tales offer the listener some time to recover from the more disturbing ones preceding.

From two amazing talents comes a hilarious audiobook collection that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him....

There’s a message getting a lot of airtime these days. It says to be successful, you have to step into the spotlight, climb the ladder, become the boss, or chase whatever version of success that’s been dangled in front of you.

The Suicide Hotline is a dark website that specializes in assisted suicide. Except not your typical suicides. The Hotline is for cowards who want to go out with a bang. Backed by a team of skilled mercenaries, the Suicide Hotline will send you into one of a variety of locations including schools, workplaces or hospitals. Once the carnage has been unleashed, one of the operators will take your life allowing you to go down in infamy as the "lone gunman."

Donny Spanks is a troubled man. Obsessed with his favorite actress, he sets out to create the perfect woman in her likeness. Using knowledge gained from watching crime shows on T.V., his first few attempts resulted in near disaster; however, he is able to refine his methods, which are extremely barbaric. Through trial and error, he kidnaps women and removes the parts he needs in order to piece them together into the perfect human jigsaw puzzle.

Simon is a six-year-old boy with autism. He is often subject to throwing fits and tantrums at random times, sometimes lasting for hours. His father committed suicide when he was a toddler, leaving the family to fend for themselves. Simon's mother is at the end of her rope and not sure what to do with him. The only stable force in Simon's life is Bobby, his 12-year-old brother who loves Simon dearly and will protect him at any cost.

MILLER TIME RADIO airs weekdays. We speak to the most influential people in the world. Politicians, musicians, actors, writers, comedians, authors, entrepreneurs, they all come through our studios. We make radio you care about. Lesedi Marumo, and Dustin Miller, were born in two opposite ends of the world, and bring very different perspectives to the show. Our regular contributors add to the eclectic mix. For more information on the show, including how to listen live, please visit our facebook page below. Please share our podcasts, and thank you! https://hitsza.com/miller-time-radio Support ...

Along the highways of west Texas, a group of displaced killers makes their way along the countryside. Cole: a ruthless murderer who tortures and brutalizes anyone he comes across for his own amusement. Livia: a wild girl who gets her kicks doing horrific things with people's body parts. Don’t let her looks fool you. You don’t want to pick up this hitchhiker.

Auf ihrem Roadtrip durch den Süden von Texas werden vier Collegestudenten irgendwo im Nirgendwo von einem Sheriff angehalten und verhaftet. Er beschuldigt sie, illegale Einwanderer zu sein. Die vier werden in das Städtchen Hell gebracht. Hier leben die Bürger nach ihren eigenen kranken Regeln. Und in der Kunst der sadistischen Vernichtung von Fleisch und Seele haben sie unvorstellbare Meisterschaft erlangt... Willkommen in Hell, Texas ist eines der brutalsten Hörbücher, die Festa bisher veröffentlicht hat. Tim Miller schreibt abartig... abartig gut!

Cassie is an awkward girl just trying to fit in. No matter how hard she tries, she always ends up the outcast. In her solitude, she dabbles in the occult where she finds peace and her own sense of power. Some people, however, can't leave her be. They harass and terrorize Cassie until she takes her own life. That should be the end, but is far from it. Cassie is intercepted in the afterlife by the Clerics of Dolor who give her another chance.

Shelby and her family traveled on an old dirt road in Texas that ended in tragedy. Now, Shelby is out for blood. Beaten, broken, and left for dead, Shelby is out to find those who hurt her and killed her family. She wants revenge. Except she isn't just out to spill their blood. She wants to bathe in it. Shelby Meadows is what happens when you mess with a Butcher Bitch.

Sable Reyes is a witch, but not just any old witch. She has the gruesome ability to speak to the dead by manipulating organs. Living on her own, she must do what she can to survive. Often that involves using her gruesome form of necromancy to get information for whomever can pay her price. That is, until another crime boss comes along. This one with an ability so powerful and frightening even Sable may have met her match. As the bodies pile up, these dark powerhouses head for a collision course that could lead to their mutual destruction.

Many years ago, a group of travelers took a doomed trip through Hell, Texas. Not long after their fateful journey, the town was discovered by Texas DPS Trooper Garrett Parker. Garrett was promoted to Texas Ranger as a result of his heroics. Over a decade has passed since that fateful day. Yet something terrible is happening again.

Kayla Masters is the most skilled bounty hunter in the galaxy. After being attacked by a group of pirates and left for dead, she recovers but is permanently disfigured. Kayla sets out for revenge while trying to avoid the evil Regime which rules with an iron fist. While on her quest, she learns the motives behind her attack. The stakes have never been higher for Kayla but she will have her vengeance.

In this exciting collection of short stories, Tim Miller gives his own extreme twist on some classic fairy tales. Forget what you thought of the originals and fasten your seatbelts for a set of fast paced tales that will blow your mind and turn your stomach.

Somewhere just past Texas hill country is a little town called Psychoville. You won't find it on any maps, but it is there. Deputy Spurlock is the law in Psychoville. He remains on the lookout for weary travelers unlucky enough to pass through this tiny town. The townsfolk are always on the lookout for new talent for their snuff films, led by the beautiful and deadly Echo, or human sacrifices for an ancient cult.

Tim Miller's first ever trilogy with Charlie, the preacher who moonlights as a serial killer, is now in one complete volume. Listen to all three entries in this complete set. This volume contains: The Hand of God, Revenge of the Three, and The Hand of Hell.