Episodes

  • Don't Sweat It
    Jul 27 2025

    Spinach-Filled Stag Parties, the Tomfoolery Police and the Scorned Ex SCAM

    "If you were inside a DICKS Sporting Goods and even dribbled a basketball once, the Tomfoolery police were immediately dispatched to cease your activity"

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    41 mins
  • “Pound for Pound”
    Jul 3 2025

    Lamb’s Breath, Propaganda Cabinets & the Ozempic Scam

    “There’s a place on Altoid Avenue….”

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    37 mins
  • Understaying Your Welcome
    Jun 4 2025

    Popes, Plane Clappers, Plinko Deliveries and more

    "I'm not confessing anything to some guy from Chicago"

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    41 mins
  • Titanic Tourettes
    Feb 18 2025

    Escape Rooms, Non-Ticking Boyfriends and the 'Uber Eats Bike Tipping' SCAM.

    "Something tells me if she jumped off the Titanic, you wouldn't hear her ticking anymore"

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    36 mins
  • The Altoids are on the Table
    Dec 31 2024

    Zero Toilet Paper Clogs, Graduation Lawn Signs and Swiping the Weather Credit Card.

    "Just because you moonwalk doesn't mean you're affiliated with Michael Jackson"

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    46 mins
  • Not Today
    Sep 26 2024

    Relationship Dealbreakers, Urine Sample Philosophies and the SCAMs of the Week

    “With my luck, I'm gonna open those test results and get the Dallas Buyers Club McConaughey news"

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    32 mins
  • One Leg Up
    Aug 15 2024

    Olympic Role Models, Prosthetic Legs and the Great PayPal Hack of 2027

    “He may not have the gold medal but he has the golden cahk”

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    31 mins
  • The Donkey Crisis
    Jul 31 2024

    Facebook Marketplace, Emotional Balding and the Singles Run SCAM

    "All it took was one night where she met another me who's more me than me"

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Support the show

    Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

    Show More Show Less
    44 mins