Episodes

  • Bard-tastic Chronicles: Unleashing the Charismatic Chaos!
    Aug 5 2023

    Get ready to hit the high notes of adventure as we delve deep into the mesmerizing world of the bard class in Dungeons & Dragons! In this epic episode, we're unlocking the secrets of this enchanting class, from its captivating history to mastering the art of storytelling through spellbinding roleplaying and character building tips. So grab your instruments, don your most fabulous attire, and let's embark on a bard-tastic journey like never before!


    Our journey begins by tracing the roots of the bard class through the annals of D&D history. From their humble beginnings as wandering minstrels to becoming powerful spellcasters and captivating performers, bards have evolved into one of the most versatile and beloved classes in the game. We'll explore the various iterations of bards across different editions and discover how they've charmed their way into the hearts of players for decades!


    Every bard knows that a well-crafted melody can change the course of destiny! We'll take a closer look at the diverse subraces available to bards and how their unique abilities add a touch of flair to their performances. Whether you're a versatile half-elf with a silver tongue or a mischievous tiefling bard wielding the powers of the inferno, we'll help you find the perfect harmony for your character!


    Just like a skilled musician, a bard must be ready to improvise at any moment! We'll delve into the array of feats available to bards and how they can amplify their natural talents. Whether it's mastering the College of Lore to become a walking encyclopedia of knowledge or embracing the College of Valor to blend music and martial prowess, we've got the ultimate playbook for your bardic brilliance!


    As storytellers and performers, bards have the power to captivate their audience both in-game and at the table! We'll share invaluable tips on how to immerse yourself in the role of a bard and become the life of the party. From using your wit and charm to sway NPCs to crafting poetic ballads on the fly, you'll learn how to leave a lasting impression on every adventure you undertake!


    Embarking on your bardic journey is an epic adventure in itself! We'll guide you through the character creation process, helping you choose the perfect background, instrument of choice, and aligning your personality traits with your bard's charm. With a plethora of race and subclass options, you'll be well-equipped to compose a bardic legend that resonates with you!


    So whether you're a seasoned bard seeking to expand your repertoire or a curious newcomer eager to pluck your first string, "Bard-tastic Chronicles" will inspire you to embrace the chaotic charm of the bard class! Join us on this melodic quest and let's paint the realms with our harmonious tales and spellbinding melodies!

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    47 mins
  • Elven Enchantment: Unleashing the Mystique of Elves in D&D
    Jul 30 2023

    In this mesmerizing episode of "What's Ur Damage," join hosts Kira and Amara as they embark on an enchanting odyssey through the wondrous realms of the elf race in Dungeons & Dragons. Unveiling the secrets of these mystical beings, the podcast takes listeners on a captivating journey into the history, racial abilities, character building, and roleplaying tips that make playing as an elf a truly magical experience.


    From their origins in the earliest editions of the game to their evolution into a diverse tapestry of races, elves have been an integral part of the D&D universe since its inception. Delving into the lore, Kira and Amara paint a vivid picture of the elven race, steeped in wisdom, elegance, and ageless wonder.


    As they explore the distinctive subraces of elves, listeners will discover the versatile nature of these creatures. From the High Elves, with their affinity for magic and keen intellect, to the Wood Elves, who embody the feral spirit of the wilderness, and the enigmatic Drow, blessed with dark powers and cursed by their own treachery - the choices are as boundless as the stars above.


    The hosts offer valuable character building tips for aspiring elf players, guiding them through the process of choosing subraces, ability scores, skills, and even spells. Whether you seek the charm and persuasion of a charismatic elf or the nimble grace of a skilled archer, Kira and Amara have you covered with their expert insights.


    But elves are not just a race on paper; they're an invitation to unleash your creativity and imagination. As they delve into the roleplaying aspects, the hosts share tips to truly embody the essence of an elf. Embrace your character's wisdom and perception, and let the elven grace and elegance shine through in your voice and movements.


    So, fellow adventurers, brace yourselves for an elven extravaganza that transcends the boundaries of reality. Tune in to "Elven Enchantment: Unleashing the Mystique of Dungeons & Dragons Elves," and prepare to be transported to a world where magic and wonder reign supreme. May your dice roll true and your imaginations soar as we journey together through the realms of the elven mystique!

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    25 mins
  • Barbarians Unleashed: Raging Laughter and Battle Cries!
    Jul 23 2023

    In this uproarious episode of What's Ur Damage, prepare to witness the untamed mayhem and outrageous hilarity as we delve deep into the wild and unpredictable world of barbarians in Dungeons & Dragons. Brace yourselves, dear listeners, for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, battle cries, and enough berserker fury to make even the hardiest of adventurers tremble with excitement!

    Join our intrepid hosts, Kira and Amara, as they embark on a quest to unravel the secrets, history, and sheer awesomeness of the Barbarian class. From the roots of its origin in the realms of fantasy roleplaying games to its evolution in the hallowed halls of D&D, no stone is left unturned as we explore the captivating journey of this classic archetype.

    Prepare to be enlightened as we delve into the intricate mechanics and abilities that make barbarians a force to be reckoned with. Discover the primal power of rage, a core ability that propels barbarians into a frenzy of unparalleled might. Learn how to harness this raw energy, boosting your damage output, survivability, and making your enemies quake in fear.

    But being a barbarian is not just about mindless aggression. We'll show you how to be a true tank, utilizing your high hit points and resistance to damage to protect your allies. Step into the role of the ultimate guardian, standing as an immovable bastion of protection between your party and the hordes of foes that dare to challenge you.

    Don't worry, fellow adventurers, we haven't forgotten about unleashing devastating damage upon your foes! Armed with your high strength and the power of rage, we'll guide you on how to become a walking cataclysm, obliterating enemies with each swing of your weapon. Get ready to leave a trail of shattered armor, broken bones, and bewildered adversaries in your wake!

    But here's the twist, dear listeners: Barbarians are not just muscle-bound brutes. They possess a creative streak that can turn any battle into a spectacle of cunning and resourcefulness. We'll reveal the secret art of using your environment to your advantage, transforming the battlefield into a stage for your epic theatrics. From swinging chandeliers to toppling bookshelves, your barbarian brilliance knows no bounds!

    And let's not forget the importance of roleplaying your barbarian with finesse and flair. We'll show you how to add depth and nuance to your character, going beyond the stereotypes to create a truly memorable and engaging persona. Embrace the savage heart, but let it beat with purpose and complexity. Your barbarian's backstory will be the stuff of legends, sparking conversations and admiration at every tavern you visit.

    So, unsheathe your laughter, ready your dice, and join us on this uproarious journey through the untamed wilderness of the Barbarian class in D&D. Get ready to roll the dice, raise your voices in battle cries, and embrace the wild chaos that lies within!

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    33 mins
  • Spells and Starships: Navigating the Wilds of Spelljammer
    Jul 16 2023

    Join us in this whimsical and adventurous episode as we set sail across the vast cosmic sea of the Spelljammer Campaign Setting. In "Spells and Starships: Navigating the Wilds of Spelljammer," we delve into the captivating world where magic and space collide, offering players a unique and exhilarating experience unlike any other in the realms of Dungeons & Dragons.

    In this episode, we unravel the intricacies of the Spelljammer Campaign Setting, where traditional sword and sorcery adventures intertwine with epic space exploration. We take a deep dive into the fantastical astrophysics that define Spelljammer, such as crystal spheres, spelljamming helms, and the enigmatic phlogiston. These elements form the very fabric of this extraordinary universe, guiding our way through the vastness of wildspace.

    Through our discussion, we explore the origins and evolution of Spelljammer, from its groundbreaking introduction in 1989 to the recent 5th Edition release, "Spelljammer: Adventures in Space." We highlight the innovative concepts that make this campaign setting a fan favorite, including interconnected AD&D worlds, exotic races, and thrilling nautical and swashbuckling adventures.

    Moreover, we delve into the unique game mechanics of Spelljammer, uncovering the intricacies of piloting spelljamming ships and engaging in epic ship-to-ship combat. We also explore the fascinating races and monsters that inhabit this universe, from the enigmatic astral elves to the quirky giant space hamsters. Get ready to encounter the unexpected as we bring these captivating creatures to life!

    So, grab your spellbook, secure your spelljamming helm, and embark on an unforgettable journey through the stars with us in this whimsical and adventurous episode of What's Ur Damage. Get ready to set sail in search of treasure, danger, and cosmic wonders, as we navigate the wilds of Spelljammer like never before. Join us and let the spellbinding adventure begin!

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    29 mins
  • From Tinkerers to Troublemakers: Unleashing the Artificer's Ingenious Chaos
    Jul 9 2023

    Get ready for an enchanting episode filled with arcane madness and fantastical contraptions! We're diving into the eccentric world of Artificers, where magic meets machinery and sanity takes a vacation.


    Join us as we unravel the secrets of these inventors extraordinaire, who turn scrap metal into gold and everyday objects into mind-boggling inventions. From potion mishaps to accidental transformations, Artificers bring chaos and laughter wherever they go. They're like the class clowns of the magical realm, armed with wrenches and an impressive collection of explosions.


    We'll explore their unique abilities, like infusing objects with magical properties, crafting potions that do everything but make you popular at parties, and creating ingenious gadgets that will make your jaw drop faster than an anvil in a cartoon.


    But let's not forget their infamous experiments. Who could forget the time an Artificer turned their buddy into a singing, tap-dancing unicorn? Or when their mechanical spider companion decided to moonwalk during a crucial battle?


    So buckle up and join us for an episode of sheer mayhem and magical brilliance. We promise a laugh-filled adventure that will leave you inspired to tinker, invent, and maybe even question your own sanity. Artificers, where logic takes a backseat and imagination reigns supreme!

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    27 mins
  • Raucous Adventures in Ravenloft: Unveiling Secrets and Counting Coffins
    Jul 2 2023
    Get ready to enter the macabre and hilarious world of Ravenloft! 🦇✨ In this spine-tingling episode of What's Ur Damage, we dive deep into the history and lore of the infamous Ravenloft campaign setting. But hold onto your garlic necklaces and silver stakes, because we're doing it with a comedic twist! 😄 Join our witty hosts as they unravel the dark secrets and ghostly tales of Ravenloft, all while cracking jokes that even the undead can't help but chuckle at. From the haunted halls of Castle Ravenloft to the eerie mists that envelop the land, we'll explore the realms of horror with a side-splitting touch. Expect hilarious banter, spooky encounters, and more vampire puns than you can shake a wooden stake at. We'll guide you through the twisted corridors of Ravenloft's history, highlighting the iconic characters, memorable locations, and chilling adventures that have kept players on the edge of their seats for years. So grab your garlic-flavored popcorn, put on your funniest vampire slaying hat, and join us for an episode that will make you howl with laughter and send shivers down your spine. It's time to face the darkness with a smile and embark on a comedic journey through the shadows of Ravenloft! 🎙️🤣🌙 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/whatsurdamage/support
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    15 mins
  • Swords, Sorcery, and Sassy Smackdowns: Unleashing the Comedy in D&D Combat!
    Jun 24 2023

    Get ready to roll for laughter in this uproarious episode of "Swords, Sorcery, and Sassy Smackdowns: Unleashing the Comedy in D&D Combat!" Join our hilarious hosts as they delve into the realm of epic battles and side-splitting encounters. From bumbling wizards casting spells gone wrong to rogue thieves stumbling into their own traps, we explore the lighter side of combat in Dungeons and Dragons. Discover how unexpected crit fails, witty one-liners, and the absurdity of the dice can turn a tense fight into a laugh-out-loud spectacle. Get your funny bone ready and tune in for an adventure filled with humorous anecdotes, ridiculous antics, and the wild shenanigans that only D&D combat can deliver!

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    16 mins
  • Unleashing Your Dungeon Master Potential: Becoming a Master Storyteller in D&D
    Jun 17 2023

    Get ready to level up your Dungeon Master game in this uproarious episode of What's Ur Damage! We're cracking open the treasure chest of tips and tricks to help you become the master of all things D&D.

    Join us as we embark on a quest to unravel the secrets of storytelling that would make even the bard blush. We'll show you how to spin a tale so epic, your players will wonder if they accidentally stumbled into a blockbuster movie (spoiler alert: they didn't).

    But that's not all, brave adventurers! We'll also guide you through the treacherous terrain of worldbuilding, where imagination reigns supreme. With our guidance, you'll craft a realm so immersive, your players will be convinced they've fallen through the pages of a fantasy novel (cue dramatic gasps).

    Prepare for the unexpected as we tackle those wild curveballs that players love to throw your way. From rogue actions that leave you scratching your head to unexpected character choices that make you question reality, we've got the comedic solutions to keep your game on track (and your sanity intact).

    Communication is the name of the game, and we'll teach you how to speak the language of your players with a flourish of wit and a dash of comedic timing. Get ready to dazzle them with your funny voices and enthralling descriptions, earning you the title of the Dungeon Master Extraordinaire (crowns not included).

    But wait, there's more! Brace yourselves for epic tales of heroic exploits, dice rolls that defy probability, and memorable moments that will have you laughing until you crit fail your saving throw. It's a wild ride you won't want to miss!

    And for our sneak peek, in the next episode, we're strapping on our armor, sharpening our swords, and diving headfirst into the adrenaline-pumping world of combat in Dungeons and Dragons. Prepare for epic battles, outrageous tactics, and a whole lot of dice-induced drama.

    So, grab your trusty d20, summon your inner improv skills, and join us on this uproariously entertaining adventure through the realms of Dungeons and Dragons. Get ready to roll the dice and roll with laughter in this unforgettable episode of What's Ur Damage!

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    24 mins