• What You Missed While You Were Closeted

  • By: Izzy & Sarah
  • Podcast

What You Missed While You Were Closeted

By: Izzy & Sarah
  • Summary

  • Accredited lesbian Izzy (PhD - Pussy studies) and her intern/girlfriend Sarah, discuss the trashy lesbian films that you wish you had never seen. Laugh so you don't cry at these sapphic classics with us, as we discuss our love/hate relationship with the awful queer movies of our past, present and future.The beautiful artwork for this podcast was created by the devastatingly talented Sam Mickan. Show them some love at @sammickns on Instagram.Please also love us at @closetedpodcast on Instagram and Twitter, where we will post upcoming films ahead of time.All feedback is appreciated - you can reach out to us any time at whatyoumissedpod@gmail.com.
    Izzy & Sarah
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Episodes
  • Episode 8: Imagine Me & You
    Feb 20 2021

    Our gay-as-a-tennis-player florists, Sarah and Izzy ignore a fireworks display, kick gross Cooper in the nads and writhe around together on a very expensive pile of flowers. Gather your many Irishes, don your best nightie and entire tracksuit combo and lets go on a cute, gay romp around the borough of Camden!

    Feel free to tell us your thoughts on Twitter/Instagram @closetedpodcast or drop us an email to whatyoumissedpod@gmail.com

    Our stunning covert art was designed by the incredibly handsome and talented Sam Mickan (Instagram: @sammickns). Royalty-free theme song from bensound.com

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Episode 7: D.E.B.S
    Jan 20 2021

    Our perfect scores Sarah and Izzy pass the secret SAT, receive their tiny skirts in the mail and head off to be extremely impractically dressed doing spying and shit. Pack your not-Amy-machine, get in your vintage blue car and come on a very fun, very gay spying adventure in our first almost-perfect (why do early 2000s films always have to have the r-slur in them) film!

    Feel free to tell us your thoughts on Twitter/Instagram @closetedpodcast or drop us an email to whatyoumissedpod@gmail.com

    Our stunning covert art was designed by the incredibly handsome and talented Sam Mickan (Instagram: @sammickns). Royalty-free theme song from bensound.com

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Episode 6: Happiest Season
    Dec 7 2020

    Our festive "friends" Sarah and Izzy head off to a small republican town to visit Kristen Stewart, Aubrey Plaza, Dan Levy and more surprisingly famous actors. Gather your bitchy and/or goofy sisters, pick up a white elephant gift and drag your girlfriend along for the worst 5 days of her entire life - it's time to indulge in a lovely feel-bad Christmas romcom!

    Feel free to tell us your thoughts on Twitter/Instagram @closetedpodcast or drop us an email to whatyoumissedpod@gmail.com

    Our stunning covert art was designed by the incredibly handsome and talented Sam Mickan (Instagram: @sammickns). Royalty-free theme song from bensound.com

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    1 hr and 24 mins

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