Episodes

  • 159: Gareth's Faves: Smeagol's Dump & Floor-igin Story (with Andy Samberg) (Re-release)
    Apr 2 2025

    Gareth picks two of his favorite calls for this bonus re-release. First, the guys are joined by Andy Samberg, who helps a caller confront an anonymous rock star who never flushes. Later, Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to stop a caller's coworker from taking off her shoes in the office. Spoiler: Parmesan.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 158: Sir, This Is a Gym & Is This Erin?
    Mar 31 2025

    Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to keep a caller's dad from approaching her at the gym. Later, things get personal when a caller needs help navigating her husband's new martial arts hobby. Plus, an update on Ep. 146 "Filthy Granny."

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • 157: The Doubtfire Trap & The Ghost of Patty J (with Zach Cherry)
    Mar 26 2025

    Zach Cherry joins the show and immediately pitches a full Doubtfire. Later, the guys help a 22 year old manage the drunk alter-ego who eats her roommates' food.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • 156: You Lied To Us! & 50% Off When I Met Him
    Mar 24 2025

    Jake and Gareth discover a caller was not 100% honest about her reasons for calling in-- but they solve her problem anyway. Later, they help a caller care for a surprise foster fish.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • 155: Jake's Faves: Twin Circumcision & Watermelon Thighs (with Max Greenfield) (Re-release)
    Mar 19 2025

    For this bonus re-release, the guys turn to their friend Max Greenfield, who has had multiple memorable stints on the show. First, they help a caller determine if his twin brother is circumcised. Later, they counsel a mom about a gecko conundrum. Last, they hear from a caller determined to destroy a watermelon using only his thighs.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 154: Butt Glove & Pocket Tuna
    Mar 17 2025

    The guys help a caller whose girlfriend has unknowingly been using her lady parts exfoliating glove. Later, they help a cat owner process the fact that her animal has found a new home. Plus, a follow up from Ep. 24: Suffer in a Nice Way with Johnny Bananas.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 153: Two Lawyers and a Doctor & PFF (with Katie Nolan)
    Mar 12 2025

    Jake and Gareth welcome special guest Katie Nolan (Casuals Podcast) for this bonus episode. First, they try to get a caller more time with her niece by "brownmailing" her sister. Later, they weigh in on the pettiest 30 for 30 of all time.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 152: Garage Talk & Bag of Rice
    Mar 10 2025

    The guys help a caller process the Hellish discovery that his mom's boyfriend has received a penile implant. Later, they help an employee at a non-profit tactfully redirect a strange donor's generosity. Plus, a follow up from Ep. 151 "Thanks for the Memor-Trees."

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    1 hr and 10 mins