• Florida woman bites genitals of police officer following crash. Florida date ends when she throws steak knives.
    Oct 4 2024

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida law bans homeless people from sleeping outside. Floridaman arrested for sleeping on Walmart roof with his trusty gun. Florida woman throws steak knives at man after leaving her at a bar. Drunk Florida woman grabs trooper's genitals and bites his leg following crash. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    19 mins
  • Fat Bear Week delayed after fat bear contestant kills rival bear. Held hostage? IRS wants those late fees paid while captured.
    Oct 3 2024

    Fat Bear Week delayed after a large bear kills a rival bear. Graves could be reused under proposals to tackle lack of space for the dead. Held Hostage Overseas? The IRS Wants Your Back Taxes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    18 mins
  • Super Sheep cloner gets prison time for playing God. The infamous "Piss Bandit" is now a documentary.
    Oct 2 2024

    Montana man gets 6 months in prison for cloning giant sheep and breeding it. "Piss Bandit" of Pasadena been leaving bottles of urine since 2022. DMV won’t require California drivers over 70 to take written tests for license renewals. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    20 mins
  • Get more cash for your sperm, there's a shortage in UK. Slapping heads for sport causes concussions.
    Oct 1 2024

    Sperm donor compensation increases as UK faces donation shortages. Belgian priest arrested after deadly night of sex and drugs with British cleric. Concussion warning over face-slap fighting extreme sport. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    16 mins
  • Man amputates own penis with an axe after consuming mushrooms. Saudi's welcome LGBTQ+ for World Cup despite death penalties.
    Sep 30 2024

    Man amputates his own penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms. Border Patrol intercepts 700 pounds of bologna. Saudi World Cup chief claims LGBTQ+ football fans welcome despite a death penalty. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    22 mins
  • Floridaman shot over jukebox song dispute. Floridaman nearly died getting lap dance from his housekeeper.
    Sep 27 2024

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Man Almost Died While Getting A Lap Dance From His Housekeeper. World’s first underwater cemetery is off this Florida beach. Ron DeSantis bans Florida’s sex ed classes from mentioning anatomy. Florida man shot dead when dispute over jukebox song selection turns violent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    22 mins
  • Landlord bulldozed a house with tenant still inside. Cocaine Bananas have arrived and they're delicious.
    Sep 26 2024

    Landlord Accused of Drunkenly Bulldozing House With Tenants Inside. Man tossed beloved chicken to feed a hungry alligator at wildlife park. German supermarket finds $7M worth of cocaine in the bananas. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    22 mins
  • Fake Brad Pitt promises lonely women romance for their money. Animal parts falling from the sky?
    Sep 25 2024

    Plane flies for nine hours but lands back at same airport it took off from. Fake Brad Pitt Scams Two Women In Spain Of 325,000 Euros. Animal parts falling from the sky have one B.C. community fed up. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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    20 mins