Episodes

  • Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.

    Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.
    Jun 5 2026

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots himself in the groin while shopping in Walmart. Floridaman filed a lawsuit after an alligator bites his face off. Rap lyrics in a yearbook leads to suspension of a Florida school principal. Florida woman arrested after stealing $15 vibrator from Walmart.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    25 mins
  • "Lizard People" tunnels will be available for the public to explore under Denver airport. Scientists made bread out of yeast found inside a frozen mummy's guts.

    "Lizard People" tunnels will be available for the public to explore under Denver airport. Scientists made bread out of yeast found inside a frozen mummy's guts.
    Jun 4 2026

    Scientists found yeast in a 5,000 year old frozen mummy's guts and used it to make sourdough bread, aka "Evil Dead". Denver airport is opening up Lizard people conspiracy tunnels for the public to enjoy. Catholic church removed a prominent exorcist for UFO, Aliens and Demons comments.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    25 mins
  • Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.

    Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.
    Jun 3 2026

    Masturbation among birds is natural and should not be punished say experts. Volunteer fire fighter arrested for setting fires and then responding to them with his own department. Baker in Minnesota announces Nuclear Family promotion during Pride month (June).


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    26 mins
  • Three horses were stabbed by teen girl competitor prior to a racing event. Man demolished his family home with an excavator after wife threatens dirovce.

    Three horses were stabbed by teen girl competitor prior to a racing event. Man demolished his family home with an excavator after wife threatens dirovce.
    Jun 2 2026

    Three horses were stabbed by a crazy teen competitor prior to a racing event in Vegas. Man demolished his own family home with an excavator after wife threatens divorce. Benadryl challenge viral trend sends 5 children to the hospital over the weekend in San Diego.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    21 mins
  • Man banned from all 6 Flags parks for eating 10 piece nugget on a ride. Did the NYPD just find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underground hideout?

    Man banned from all 6 Flags parks for eating 10 piece nugget on a ride. Did the NYPD just find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underground hideout?
    Jun 1 2026

    Man banned from 6 Flags amusement parks after he's caught eating a 10 piece Chicken McNugget on a rollercoaster. World record fastest pizza maker has been crowned in Las Vegas. Investigation underway after many mysterious men emerge from manholes in Brooklyn, NY.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    22 mins
  • Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.

    Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.
    May 29 2026

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Elderly Floridaman in a g-string tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Florida judge caught having intercourse with a police officer in the chambers. Florida woman arrested, police find some party favors hidden in one of her body cavities. Floridaman goes viral after finding millions of dollars on the beach and turning it in to police.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    22 mins
  • Drunk driver claims he has "Blood of Christ" in him. Texas man drives a Cybertuck into a lake to test "Wade Mode".

    Drunk driver claims he has "Blood of Christ" in him. Texas man drives a Cybertuck into a lake to test "Wade Mode".
    May 28 2026

    Drunk driver claimed he had the "blood of Christ" in him. Hooters restaurants are rebranding as a neighborhood place for families. Man intentionally drove a Cybertruck into a Texas lake to test "Wade Mode".


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    23 mins
  • AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.

    AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.
    May 27 2026

    AI company is paying people $2k month to pleasure themselves for research. Truck carrying over 10,000 lbs of Kit Kat bars overturns on the freeway in Mississippi. Over 600 cryopreserved humans are awaiting thawing and revival but scientists don't know how to do that yet.


    Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
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    21 mins