Defiant daring nuns escaped a terrible retirement home to go back to their convent. UK Doctor left in the middle of surgery to have sex with a nurse elsewhere. Man and his emotional support alligator are no longer welcome in a PA Walmart. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacked a couple with bug spray after they cut him in line at a Publix store. Floridaman runs over a foot model after being refused foot smell privileges. Floridaman files for divorce after wife threatens his drum set. Florida women arrested after choking her mother and squeezing her brother's genitals over a Playstation 4. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Students at Cornell University caught skinning a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumped overboard to avoid his gambling debts. Jellyfish disrupted a second nuclear power plant in France. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Surgeon doctor jailed after amputating his own legs as a sexual fetish. Kentucky man broke into his brother's home and stabbed him in the testicles with scissors. Two friends in Texas agree to shoot each other in the head with a rifle while wearing a bullet proof helmet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Hikers rescued after a crazy high mushroom trip in the wilderness. Teenage girls are being used as hitwomen in gangwars in Sweden. Elderly woman in Japan duped by romance scammer pretending to be an astronaut in distress. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY THROWBACK - Floridaman broke into a woman's home to pet her pat. Floridaman with no arms stabbed a tourist in Miami. Floridaman with a kitten denied entry to a strip club. Floridaman called 911 to report cocaine in his butt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones * Please donate to help renovate the Historic Vernon Plaza Theater in Veron, TX. Family operated for 20 years. And friends of the podcast. https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-for-new-theater-chairs-at-the-vernon-plaza-theater

THROWBACK EPISODE - Singer poisons bandmate with hormones in order to steal his girlfriend. Hot influencer sells her farts online for big money. Woman is the first ever to marry a hologram. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Fecal contamination warnings over Labor weekend doesn't totally discourage US beachgoers. Taco Bell used AI tech for their drive-thru and the result was 18,000 waters for one customer. Woman gave birth at Burning Man and didn't even know she was pregnant. //