Episodes

  • The Last One
    Dec 15 2022

    This is the final episode of the Two Baked Hams Podcast! #HamFam you've been fantastic. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • One Hundred
    Apr 22 2022

    The Two Baked Hams celebrate their one hundredth podcast episode, and to mark the occasion they spend 48 solid minutes discussing masturbatory related news content. But the discussion swings towards a more serious tone when it comes to navigating the political spectrum and possessing human compassion. The Hams put over their listeners and especially Roxy for supporting the podcast in its early days. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #OneHundred #MasturbatoryNews #ForFreedom #CrunchSomeLung #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • Phallus Shaped Statues
    Apr 14 2022

    Ham One, the poor fellow just recently experienced a break up with a partner. But before the Hams get to that portion of the conversation they have a lot of say about drugs, alcohol, and safe consumption sites. Both the Hams recount their trip to Las Vegas and Coachella in 2014 to see Motorhead perform. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #DIY #Motorhead #SafeConsumptionSites #BreakUps #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • We Don’t Have to Saw through Bone
    Mar 27 2022

    The Two Baked Hams reminisce about their 'lost' episodes as well as share their collective fears about cursed objects. Later, the Hams criticize some juggernaut sit coms and what they could get away with. Somehow the Hams discuss an odd thought experiment involving a dude eating another dude. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Santa #TheMask #CurseObjects #Commercials #TV #SitComs #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • Czar or Tsar?
    Feb 19 2022

    Ham Two recounts his recent lung function test at a respirology clinic. The Ottawa protests and the Federal Emergency Act are not ignored by the Hams. Is it spelt Czar or Tsar? And listen in to find out what you can buy with your digital disco dollars. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #FreedomConvoy2022 #TruckConvoy2022 #Covid19 #Mandates #Biases #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    2 hrs and 10 mins
  • Everybody Love Everybody
    Feb 4 2022

    Circumstances have finally allowed your Two Baked Hams to record a podcast. Jack Pride is back in the pro wrestling ring, after nearly 2 years off. Ham One = George Costanza. And Ham Two is an old man, who needs to take a lung test. Also in the episode you may listen to Ham One rant about the Trucker Convoy. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #FreedomConvoy2022 #TruckConvoy2022 #Covid19 #ProWrestling #Tattoo #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Shopping Cart Tsunami
    Dec 25 2021

    Despite 3 technical difficulties, your Two Baked Hams deliver their Christmas miracle with this episode! Between Brave Heart and Gladiator, which movie should be erased from the collective memory? Ham Two shares his experience with guided mediation. And how should you make a choice if that choice isn't in front of you? The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Therapy #ShoppingCart #Wrestling #TechnicalDifficulties #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • Hypnotized Ham
    Nov 15 2021

    "Crop circles lead to marriage," so says Ham One in this episode of the podcast. Ham Two is, "the Batman of Instagram." And do apples have flesh or meat? Ham One also shares his recent experience with hypnosis therapy. And the Hams attend an 'illegal' remembrance day, 2021 ceremony. The music for this episode is by purple-planet. #Therapy #Hypnotism #Remembrance Day #Mariage #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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    2 hrs and 2 mins