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It's sushi time!

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You read that right—it’s finally here! If you've been on the edge of your seat for the past two months, the wait is over. This is the long-overdue second part of our DnDecember campaign, and we’re bringing it to you for free, even though we considered locking it behind a paywall. Consider it our belated holiday gift to you!

Join us as we wrap up this epic tournament with Zach, just in time to relive the magic (and madness) of December all over again. Travel safely, enjoy the episode, and Merry Christmas… in February!

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What do 8 bags of Doritos, a failed blood blucoes test, guacamole, the etymology of the word Dorito, the Buffalo Bills(Go Bills), 2 hard boiled eggs, Guillermo's Testosterone levels, Guillermo's body dysmorphia, a NOT dirty bad shirt, Austin's pathetic bench press, Guillemro's soft hand/s Sean Connery, a 90's constume party, and 8 bags of Dorito's have in common?

Listen to the episode to find out!

Tournament:

Spicy Sweet Dorito

Spicy Nacho Dorito

Spicy Siracha Dorito

Normal Nacho Dorito

Cool Ranch Dorito

BBQ Dorito

Hot Limon Dorito

Salsa Limon Dorito

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Mountain Dew: Tried and True – Blindfold February Begins!

Welcome to the first episode of Blindfold February! This month, we're putting our taste buds to the test—literally—by blindfolding ourselves and diving into some wild taste test tournaments. First up: Mountain Dew. We sampled eight different flavors, from gas station exclusives to grocery store staples, and put them head-to-head to determine the ultimate Dew.

We also chatted about the Oscars, including Amelia Perez, Timothée Chalamet, and all the other chaos happening in Hollywood.

Don't miss the rest of Blindfold February! Coming soon: Doritos, sushi, and who knows what else—blindfolds stay on, and the tournaments keep rolling. Tune in now! 🎙️🥤🎭

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Football sucks, the chiefs suck, it's all scripted, and refs are paid actors.

Go Birbs...

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This week, Guillermo and Austin tackle the big question: what happens if TikTok goes away? From brainstorming new ways to bring in real advertisements to sharing their thoughts on the NFL, divisional losses, and MVPs, it's a jam-packed episode of laughs and tangents. Plus, Guillermo reveals his plans to grow out his hair like Josh Allen's, leading to a heated debate about hairlines and the podcasters' surprising claim to fame: the best hair in the podcast game. Don’t miss the chaos as the duo navigates beanie battles, football fandoms, and a touch of existential dread about the future of content creation. 🎙️

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Episode Description: Bob Dylan, Rockstar Immortality, and Gas Station Secrets

It's Tournament Style, and this week, Guillermo and Austin are channeling their inner Bob Dylan for a chaotic and hilarious journey through rockstar hypotheticals, aloof attitudes, and existential musings. What age does a true rockstar live to? Would Guillermo inject himself with "biohack juice" to live forever? And what does Austin mean by "spruce and shit"? The answers may surprise you—or confuse you.

The duo also debates New Year’s resolutions, Guillermo’s suspicious gas station purchases, and the ultimate bit that required a last-minute sunglasses buy. Plus, they reflect on past podcast escapades, like Sex-tember, and ponder whether Bob Dylan’s aloofness is catching.

Don’t miss this episode of Tournament Style, where the vibes are high, the resolutions are low, and Guillermo might just be floating in the wind.