Go buy Paige's new album, I Turned Out Fine! Paige is a friggin concert head. Tom has an idea… a sentence idea. Andrew Caudill is devastated, Dylan is still wrong about Tom’s parking ticket scheme, the decay of the tooth and horny morticians. Some people don’t blink enough. The 5 is a parking lot right now. Doggie poop paper. Scared of Spencer’s. The boys are sad Tom’s leaving, because it makes Dylan sad. Thelma and The Beekeeper. Anyone can cook! Tom explains dressing for winter. Paige’s mom’s an editor. Watch out, here comes cookie talk. Paige turns down 3 free tv’s. Tom is a Charlotte and Paige… Mr. Big.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
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Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

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One half of the dagnabbit boys are here! we got Cooper Lyden, comedy store regular and general stud. Dong so bad she's checkin myspace. WWMD - What would monk do, dumb prime ministers, evil nerds and thoughtful bros. Cooper Lyden, Calabasas Raiders defensive tackle. Why am I dumb? Oh yeah, 5 concussions. Road dog ventriloquist comedian professor. Fine Watch-men and 300 dollar pants. Tom's outfit disgusts coop and comics that can move wings.
That's it... no more mr. milktime.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
milktimepod@gmail.com

Love ya

Heather Shaw comes to town! Forgive the 3 mins of football talk. Will has a bengal's breakdown. Two former alcoholics reminisce. Are we all subs? Clamato and Diet Pepsi. Good Heroin? Better Mandal. Wine from Provence region of Franch. Purple Ketchup, Louie pooped the Pittsburgh Airport, Circ vs. Uncirc'ed, bagel and lox w/ "schmegma". Donkey (from Shrek) dildo's, polyamorous ugo's and big tim's bunghole.

Heather rules, follow her online:
insta - @Heathershawiskidding
tiktok - @heathershawwww

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
milktimepod@gmail.com

Love ya