Thorn In The U.S.A.

By: A Group of Concerned Citizens!
  • Summary

  • No MAGA-endorsed public figure is safe from this political satire. Fictional host, “Margaret Penelope Taylor,” is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s biggest fan. She fancies herself Marjorie's distant cousin, though the DNA tests have been inconclusive. Tune-in every Friday to get the latest news and insights from the self-proclaimed, “Marjorie Taylor Greene Whisperer.” You think MTG has been ineffective in congress? Wait until she gets into the oval office. THORN IN THE USA Podcast is written, produced, designed and performed by a group of concerned citizens who hold these truths to be self-evident: 1) Women’s rights are human rights! 2) Fox News is an existential threat to our democracy…And 3) Marjorie Taylor Greene is a national embarrassment! Sound Design and production by the INFINITELY talented, @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/
    © 2024 Thorn In The U.S.A.
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Episodes
  • Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism
    Nov 29 2022

    Dear Georgia

    Democracy is looking to you on December 6. Please vote for integrity. Vote for values. Vote for morals and ethics. Vote for love. Vote to eliminate antisemitism, racism, sexism, genderism in the halls of congress. Vote for Raphael Warnock.

    Love,

    Your Fellow Lovers of Democracy!

     

    Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism

    There's something happening here…
     And it feels dystopian to be clear. 

    Rittenhouse with a gun over there… 
     Telling Dems, they ought to beware!

     You better stop, Libtards…
     What's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down!

     There's battle lines being drawn
     If you ain’t white, then everything is wrong…

    Benny Thompson is speaking his mind…

    Getting so much resistance from behind

     It's time we stop, Libtards…

    What's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down…

     Stop Junior.

    You’re a bum!

    Everyone thinks that you are dumb!

     What a field day for the creeps…
     The Oathkeepers are out on the street.
     Carrying guns and carrying signs!

    Mostly Say, “Hooray for the Whites”

     It's time we stop, Libtards!

    What's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down!!

     Paranoia strikes deep.
     Is Trump an evangelical creep?

    At rapture, the Jews are suppose pay…

    Our scripture says that Israel is going away!

     We better Stop…
     Hey, what’s that sound…

    Our Democracy is FALLING down!!

    Hey Tucker

    What’s your Reason

    Everybody wants you jailed for treason!

    We better stop..
     Hey, what's that sound?
     Our Democracy is FALLING down!!

    Stop, hey what’s that sound, our democracy is FALLING down…..

     *With the UTMOST respect to Buffalo Springfield & Stevie Nicks

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    5 mins
  • SCARY KARI LAKE & ANTISEMITISM
    Nov 8 2022

    You reap what you sow, and MAGA’s have pushed PenelOpe far-too-far with their violent rhetoric. Especially Kari Lake! She’s a bridge too the f@ck far for your normal warm-blooded mammal. If Scary Kari wins, just think: 8 more years of that corrosive, vitriolic, petty, vindictive Trumpie-with-Tits-and-a-brain!!

     Grammy, her one-eyed puggle, Pete Buttegieg and Abdullah Greenwood corner PenelOpe in the girl’s bathroom, and conduct what they referred to as a “Deprogramming” intervention. You’ll recall Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, got deprogrammed same. Self-Help BONUS: PenelOpe will deliver a point-by-point list on “How the F@ck to leave the Maga Cult.”

     Trumpie engages in more vile, antisemitic rants as does his bestie, Ye. Guess Kanye’s dangerous rhetoric was a bridge too far for Adidas’ kicks as well. They wrote in a statement that they will "not tolerate antisemitism and any other sort of hate speech". And, thusly, this past week past week, they officially cut ties with rapper / Provocateur / unapologetic anti-Semite… 

     On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Kanye Ye Yeezy, Adolph Hitler, Diamond and Silk, Herman Cain (RIP), Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, Josh Hawley AKA “Fascist Gump”, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA Republicans, Tucker Swanson McNutcase Carlson

     You are small in number, but great in passion and love, and we felt it all! Please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home from Russia. Help raise awareness and amplify her story. 

     Harness your power and VOTE at the midterms. It is a privilege! Honor it!

     Looking for an informative, entertaining podcast about democracy? Please check out, DEMOCRACY WORKS, from the McCourtney Institute for Democracy! Hosted by McCourtney Inst. Communications specialist, Jenna Spinelle, this podcast seeks solutions!

     Harness your power and vote with your pocketbook.

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    The PERFECT way to show your colors, without talking about politics, at the Thanksgiving table!!

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    32 mins
  • We LOVE you DJ_Brian_V!
    Nov 4 2022

    Shit Happens.
    Also, if this isn't reason for #ObamaCare, we don’t know WTF is!
    And, FWIW, Tucker Carlson is a twat!
    xoxo

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    8 mins

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