Episodes

  • 99: Nazi Hunters: A Rubbish Analysis!

    99: Nazi Hunters: A Rubbish Analysis!
    Feb 14 2024
    Kevin repeatedly strains against the subject matter, as John gets serious about pacing problems. 
    Also contains the possible invention of the term "X-Filesean". Look out, dictionary.com!

    This week's movies and time stamps:

    0:04:00 - Ronald Neame - The Odessa File (1974)
    0:24:25 - John Schlesinger - Marathon Man (1976)
    0:48:04 - Franklin J. Schaffner - The Boys from Brazil (1978)
    1:11:51 - Decision Time! (Spoilers)
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 98: CURSE THESE DANCING BASTARDS!

    98: CURSE THESE DANCING BASTARDS!
    Jan 30 2024
    Dance, dance, wherever you may be! John is the Lord of the Dance, you see!

    This week's movies and time stamps:

    0:05:25 - Emile Ardolino - Dirty Dancing (1987)
    0:27:55 - Baz Luhrmann - Strictly Ballroom (1992)
    0:47:32 - Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan (2010)
    1:07:41 - Decision Time! (spoilers)
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 97: The Lord of the Rings Extended Editions Edition!

    97: The Lord of the Rings Extended Editions Edition!
    Jan 15 2024
    Orcs? Goblins? Kevin can't tell the difference, so John is putting him through some sensitivity training and now we're watching nearly 12 hours of high fantasy adventure from the man who brought you Bad Taste and Braindead!

    This week's movies and time stamps:

    0:15:19 – Peter Jackson – The Lord of Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: Extended Edition
    0:48:04 – Peter Jackson – The Lord of Rings: The Two Towers: Extended Edition
    1:31:00 – Peter Jackson – The Lord of Rings: The Return of the King: Extended Edition
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    2 hrs and 17 mins
  • 96: Bored by Boardgames!

    96: Bored by Boardgames!
    Jan 1 2024
    Is Snakes and Ladders a real game? Does it matter?
    The answer is obviously no, but we're gonna watch some movies and try to figure it out anyway!

    This week's movies and time stamps:

    0:07:50 - Jonathan Lynn - Clue (1985)
    0:30:10 - Joe Johnston - Jumanji (1995)
    0:48:35 - Jon Favreau - Zathura (2005)
    1:07:07 - Decision time! (Spoilers)
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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • 95: Christmas Criminal Capers!

    95: Christmas Criminal Capers!
    Dec 18 2023
    Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? WHO CARES?!! This week we analyse the triumphs and mistakes of 'Criminals Who Operate At Christmas' and avoid the discussion all together!

    This week's movies and time stamps:

    0:05:25 - John McTiernan - Die Hard (1988)
    0:35:08 - Chris Columbus - Home Alone (1990)
    1:01:25 - Tim Burton - Batman Returns (1992)
    1:34:55 - Decision Time! (spoilers)
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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • 94: Video Game Reboot Movie Reboot Reboots!

    94: Video Game Reboot Movie Reboot Reboots!
    Nov 29 2023
    Video game movies are all bad, but bless their hearts if they don't keep trying anyway.
    It's like the old saying goes, "If at first you don't succeed, keep watering it down until it's a featureless beige sludge, then eventually you'll make money!"

    This week's movies and time stamps:

    0:07:55 – Roar Uthaug - Tomb Raider (2018)
    0:33:25 – Simon McQuoid - Mortal Kombat (2021)
    0:57:45 – Aaron Horvath, Michael Jelenic, Pierre Leduc - The Super Mario Bros Movie (2023)
    1:20:00 – Decision Time! (Spoilers)
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 93: Bad Takes!

    93: Bad Takes!
    Nov 6 2023
    After a long hiatus due to the dreaded Corona Virus, we're back with a silly quiz about other peoples reviews of great movies, that are as baffling as they are amusing!

    Cue the Quiz Master's vengeance!
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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 92: Living Doll Product Recall!

    92: Living Doll Product Recall!
    Sep 24 2023
    What is a Soul? This among the many question's kevin fails to ask or answer, as John comes to terms with being a newly envigored living mannequin!
    Time to watch some movies about spontaneously animated dolls (but not Mannequin).

    This week's directors, movies, and time stamps:

    0:04:45 - Greta Gerwig - Barbie (2023)
    0:36:15 - Tom Holland - Child's Play (1988)
    0:57:55 - Guillermo del Toro, Mark Gustafson - Pinocchio (2022)
    1:20:41 - Decision time! (Spoilers)
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    1 hr and 42 mins