Bow-chicka-bow-wow... more like Bow-Chikhai-BAR-DO!

If you think that pun was forced, try being Gemma Scout down on the testing floor! In this week's episode we finally get a peak at what's lurking below the Severed Floor... and it's a true house of horrors!

Our Refined Hosts Rodnesha and Kali are here to walk beside you through this harrowing ordeal, as we all float in the space between life and death that is Chikhai Bardo. We find Mark and Gemma on parallel journeys of the mind that they hope will bring them back to one another.

We get to see where it all began, where it all fell apart, and where they presently stand. And, more importantly, how the entity that is Lumon has had their hands in the mix the whole time!

This Week’s Episode is Sponsored By: Me and You, Us Neva' Gonna' Part, The Wire, Corporate Overlords, Cama-Cama-Cama-Chameleon, The Space Between, Mind-Meld, Goin Up, Party City's Costume Warehouse and Flashlight Tag.

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green

This episode crushed our hopes and dreams, much like Attila the Hun crushed the will... and bodies... of his adversaries!

And much like those fated foes, your Refined hosts Rodnesha and Kali aren't sure they'll ever recover from all that was uncovered this week.

Burt Goodman is turning out to be a Not-So-Good-Man. Dylan G and Gretchen are becoming "Secret Lovers"... on company time no less! Ragabi is moonlighting as a basement dwelling, sugar-fiend Dr. Frankenstein. And Mark and Helly... well... Lumon janitorial will be deducting the cost to replace their tarps out of said employees paychecks.

And no one has made it down to this Export Hall!!!

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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🎶So Baby… why don’t you just meet me in the middle?! We’re losing our minds… just a little…🎶

We reached the mid-section of the fine body of work that is season 2 of Severance! And since our Refined Hosts Kali and Rodnesha never miss leg day - this episode we made sure to put in WERK to deliver a strong breakdown this week’s episode.

Now, a lot of our crew this episode believe that some things are better left unsaid, but we believe it’s time for everyone to LISTEN AND DON’T JUDGE! Mark, talk to Helly. Dylan, talk to Mark! Mark, talk to Devon! Ricken talk to ANYONE but Natalie! Milchick, talk to Lumon and tell them where they can put their tone-deaf paintings! And someone tell that whistling man to start talking about lies beneath that exports hall!!

This Week’s Episode is Sponsored By: Selling Out, Near-Death Experiences, Black Beauty Watermelons, Obstructed Views, A Stern Talking To, and Wheely Carts!

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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🎶 Woke up in the middle of a tundra like,WHOA!

🎶 Don't know how I got here and my head is likeWHOA!

🎶 Mark is on a bluff, Helly's actin' sus, and Dylan's ridin' hard for ORTBO, I'm likeWHOA!

🎶 Since Irving touched down, he ain't clownin', no jokes.

🎶 Knows Milchick ain't his friend, they ain't blokes.

🎶 It don't matter how many seals and appendixes you throw at me, I'm gonna blow your spot up like WHOA!

This Episode’s Themes Include:Field Trips, We Got the (Luxury) Meats, Theremins & TheraFlu, I Think We're Alone Now, All White Parties, A Kiss From a Rose, ROBOT, Face-Off, One Torch to Rule Them All and My Sleep Paralysis Demon.

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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Buckle your seatbelts and get ready for the ride of your brief Innie life!!

• Your Refined Hosts Kali and Rodnesha are here to put some fuel in your jet-pack, because this week EVERYONE is on a mission!

  
  

  Mark -Y-Mark are both on a mission to find Ms Gemmasey - dead or alive! Dylan is trying to get back over the rainbow so he can see if there truly is no place like home. Irving is trying to make a dream come true, but some dreams are better left in the dark.

  
  

  This Episode’s Themes Include: More Cowbell, Ebony and Ivory, The Hills Are Alive... And Armed, Is It Cake?, Requiem for a Scheme , Taking The Road Less Traveled On Half A Tank, We (and we ) are Family, and Working While Black.

  
  

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🎶 It's so haaaaard to say goodbyyyyyye to Mrs. Selviiiiiiiiig. 🎶

Grab your over-baked Lavendar cookies and a cup of lukewarm herbal tea so you can join our Refined Hosts Rodnesha Green and Kali Thomas, as we raise a glass and say farewell to the Cooky-est, Snoopy-est lady on the block!

We'll also check in with our Outtie friends and see how they are faring in the aftermath of the OTC . Irving plays "Telephone" while Dylan searches for a new "9 to 5". Mark tries to convince Devon to "Let it Be", while Helena suffers her father's wrath, but does everything she can to "Shake It Off.

And, fresh off a promotion, Milchick sadly spends his days off "Chasing Pavements".

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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🔥 *AFTER 2 LONG YEARS, SEVERANCE IS BACK BABY!* 🔥

Your Refined Hosts, Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green, invite you to join them as we dive headfirst into the Season 2 premier, and trust us, a lot at Lumon has changed.

Mark S. finds himself navigating a remodeled Severed floor, new team dynamics, and a surprisingly creepy new orientation video. The MDR crew is scattered—but not for long—as Mark fights to bring back the team we know and love. Along the way, we meet some new faces (hello, Ms. Huang and Mark W.), witness bold acts of rebellion, and dissect the chilling aftermath of the Macrodat Uprising.

Join us for:

✨ Scene-by-scene breakdowns

✨ Spirited banter (and wild theories!)

✨ A thorough investigation into whether Ms. Huang might be scarier than Mr. Milchick 👀

Plus: What’s the deal with those posters? Is Dylan’s belt grudge justified? And is Mark secretly working on… Ms. Casey?!

🎙️ Tune in now!

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green

We're back!! And it's almost as if we never really left!

Kier be praise, the second season of our beloved show is FINALLY on the horizon. And our lovely Lumon Overloards decided to bestow upon your refined hosts, Kali and Rodnesha, GIFTS FROM ABOVE to whet our appetites and help us tame our tempers.

We got not one, but TWO action-packed trailers along with the first 8 minutes of the Season 2 premiere! One might ask how we showed our gratitude for such a visual bounty? Well, we did with it what we do best. Banter, theorize, and fan-girl like crazy!!

Come Join the Celebration!

Invite is BYOM (Bring Your Own Melon).

Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green