The Useless Hotline

By: Max Balegde & George Clarke
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  • Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


    OR


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Max Balegde & George Clarke
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Episodes
  • Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??

    Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??
    Nov 17 2024

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


    OR


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde

    George’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1

    George’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1


    Max’s Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    George’s Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time

    Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time
    Nov 10 2024

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


    OR


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde

    George’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1

    George’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1


    Max’s Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    George’s Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    42 mins
  • Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER

    Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER
    Nov 3 2024

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com


    OR


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde

    George’s YouTube:

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1

    George’s TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1


    Max’s Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    George’s Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    1 hr and 24 mins

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