We’re kicking off the ep. with some dog rescue talk. Cue the sad flute! This week Amy and Maya couldn’t be in two different states of mind post-election. Amy has some after-election tips for picking up your mood. Magical track suits anyone? Tennis Report: Pickleball Guy and the state of tennis drills. Animal Report: Lost Emperor Penguin in Australia. Poor buddy! Also, ESCAPED RESEARCH MONKEYS! Amy is applying to be a dog buddy. Space Junk Report: Voyager (launched in 1977) starts transmitting again! It’s 15 billion miles away! Maya reviews the show Dr. Odyssey starring Pacey from Dawson’s Creek. She and Producer Tyler affectionately call it Dr. Boat Slut. Don Johnson is the captain! It’s definitely approved. Amy has a rant about the phrase, “Return to your seats”. Maya dissects Martha Stewart’s beef with Ina Garten. Martha is an epic queen. Amy recounts an angry civilian at a party in Austin. It gave her life. Approved/Denied: Brands are giving you less choices. Hallmark Channel does Lacy Chabert and Holly Robinson Peete dirty.

It’s election night 2024 and Amy and Maya are naively unaware of what’s about to unfold. They start by recapping Halloween and the state of wacky Kornacki’s khakis. Next, they cover Amy’s epic day of returns. Maya remembers how she and her dad voted in their first presidential elections together in 1996. Amy is still confused by Bob Dole’s pen. Amy suspects the church where she votes has ulterior motives. Maya is still confused by caucusing and Amy wants local candidate Ned Carrol to knock it off with the texts and pamphlets already. The ladies are considering running for school board. Look out District 281! Amy recaps her many back-to-back trips including an epic Taylor Swift Concert Report!!!!!! In Miami!!!! Hotel room issues, rally bus mishaps, and a random cast of weirdos can’t stop your girl from having one amazing show. Buckle up Swifties! Approved/Denied: Timothée Chalamet plays Bob Dylan.

This week’s ep. kicks off with an epic Tennis Report: Tennis lesson at a park on the craziest street in America. It was nuts! The ladies discuss how Kmart was doing the most back in the day with their blue light specials. Space Junk Report: Amy saw the Northern Lights! Animal Report: Are you a Moo Deng fan or a Pesto Stan? The penguin’s dad’s name is Blake? Amy catches us up on the Golden Bachelorette and Dancing with the Stars. The men in the house are having an amazing bromance. Why are there bunkbeds in the mansion? Amy reviews the book From Here to the Great Unknown by Lisa Marie Presley and her daughter Riley Keough. Five out of five bookmarks!