Episodes

  • 261: Medium Performance (Pt 2)

    261: Medium Performance (Pt 2)
    Apr 25 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium PerformanceElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live🎫 Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🏃‍♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport. 🔗 Watch the clip 🔗 Read the full article📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff’s Documentary Pick: 🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Book Choice: 📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.Elis: ⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Join Patreon for the full experience:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra content weekly.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our beloved spin-offs.Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of nonsense.Early access & support – Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every TuesdayAd-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense🎉 Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    37 mins
  • 261: Medium Performance (Pt 1)

    261: Medium Performance (Pt 1)
    Apr 23 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium PerformanceElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live🎫 Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🏃‍♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport. 🔗 Watch the clip 🔗 Read the full article📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff’s Documentary Pick: 🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Book Choice: 📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.Elis: ⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Join Patreon for the full experience:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra content weekly.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our beloved spin-offs.Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of nonsense.Early access & support – Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every TuesdayAd-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense🎉 Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Massage Guns: PS126

    Massage Guns: PS126
    Apr 20 2025

    🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

    We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

    🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

    Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

    📌 This Week’s Clip:

    Taken from “94:Grubs and Slobs”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.

    🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

    Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

    • Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
    • Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.

    🎉 Ready to join the fun?

    Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!

    Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    9 mins
  • 260: Our Friends At The Ford Motor Company (Pt 2)

    260: Our Friends At The Ford Motor Company (Pt 2)
    Apr 18 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor CompanyElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.This week we’ve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton John’s autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also – the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramsey’s journey from Caerphilly to Captain.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (Out Wednesday)Mike: 😡 Wally Backman Meltdown – Baseball manager goes full nuclear. It’s a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🎤 Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry – Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one) It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏉 Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders – One of Super Rugby’s greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling. 🔗 Watch the try📌 PART 2 (Out Friday)Elis’ Documentary Pick: Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey – From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between. 🔗 Watch on NOW TVMike’s Book Choice: 🎹 Me by Elton John – Music, madness, tantrums, tiaras… and probably a fair bit of Watford FC. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)Elis: 💼 Rishi Sunak Banter – Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself. 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: 🎵 Grand Slam Track 🔗 Watch the short 🔗 Visit Grand Slam TrackMike: ⛳ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?🎧 Join Patreon! Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our legendary spin-offs.Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to proper nonsense.Help us keep going – And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia.👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now🚀 Or Try Wondery+🎙️ Early access every Tuesday❌ Completely ad-free listening🎉 Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    43 mins
  • 260: Our Friends At The Ford Motor Company (Pt 1)

    260: Our Friends At The Ford Motor Company (Pt 1)
    Apr 16 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor CompanyElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.This week we’ve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton John’s autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also – the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramsey’s journey from Caerphilly to Captain.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (Out Wednesday)Mike: 😡 Wally Backman Meltdown – Baseball manager goes full nuclear. It’s a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🎤 Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry – Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one) It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏉 Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders – One of Super Rugby’s greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling. 🔗 Watch the try📌 PART 2 (Out Friday)Elis’ Documentary Pick: Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey – From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between. 🔗 Watch on NOW TVMike’s Book Choice: 🎹 Me by Elton John – Music, madness, tantrums, tiaras… and probably a fair bit of Watford FC. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)Elis: 💼 Rishi Sunak Banter – Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself. 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: 🎵 Grand Slam Track 🔗 Watch the short 🔗 Visit Grand Slam TrackMike: ⛳ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?🎧 Join Patreon! Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our legendary spin-offs.Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to proper nonsense.Help us keep going – And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia.👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now🚀 Or Try Wondery+🎙️ Early access every Tuesday❌ Completely ad-free listening🎉 Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • JPR: PS125

    JPR: PS125
    Apr 13 2025

    🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

    We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

    🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

    Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

    📌 This Week’s Clip:

    Taken from “203: I Do It All In The Nude ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.

    🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

    Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

    • Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
    • Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.

    🎉 Ready to join the fun?

    Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!

    Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    13 mins
  • 259: Part Pity, Part Disdain (Pt 2)

    259: Part Pity, Part Disdain (Pt 2)
    Apr 11 2025
    🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 259Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: 🚽 The Dangers of Going for a Piss – When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow. 🔗 Watch the clip🧟 Mordor Away – A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed. 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 🗣️ Angus Gardner: RefChaos – Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby. 🔗 Watch the clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):🏋️‍♂️ Documentary: Dorian Yates – The Original Mass Monster Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity. 🔗 Watch on Amazon📚 Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: 🥊 Foreman – 21 Years Apart – George Foreman becomes world champ in '73… and again in '94. Unbelievable. 🔗 1973 Fight 🔗 1994 Full Fight 🔗 Short Version🧠 Quade Cooper on Communication – Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep. 🔗 Watch the clip⚽ Panama Beat USA – Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Join Patreon – Get More of the Pod Every WeekWant even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week.🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Instant access to our bonus spin-offs.🎁 Gift Memberships – Give the gift of quality nonsense.💸 Support the Pod – Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares).👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now and unlock it all.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?🎙️ Early access – Listen every Tuesday.❌ Ad-free – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    37 mins
  • 259: Part Pity, Part Disdain (Pt 1)

    259: Part Pity, Part Disdain (Pt 1)
    Apr 9 2025
    🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 259Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: 🚽 The Dangers of Going for a Piss – When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow. 🔗 Watch the clip🧟 Mordor Away – A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed. 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 🗣️ Angus Gardner: RefChaos – Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby. 🔗 Watch the clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):🏋️‍♂️ Documentary: Dorian Yates – The Original Mass Monster Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity. 🔗 Watch on Amazon📚 Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: 🥊 Foreman – 21 Years Apart – George Foreman becomes world champ in '73… and again in '94. Unbelievable. 🔗 1973 Fight 🔗 1994 Full Fight 🔗 Short Version🧠 Quade Cooper on Communication – Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep. 🔗 Watch the clip⚽ Panama Beat USA – Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Join Patreon – Get More of the Pod Every WeekWant even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week.🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Instant access to our bonus spin-offs.🎁 Gift Memberships – Give the gift of quality nonsense.💸 Support the Pod – Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares).👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now and unlock it all.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?🎙️ Early access – Listen every Tuesday.❌ Ad-free – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 17 mins